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2022-02-21 at 7:02 AM UTC in Let's have a seance and contact Douglas Monks 😀😀😀wut
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2021-08-03 at 2:47 AM UTC in What Infinityshock Looks Like?
Originally posted by Sudo Finny is still gay and salty and totse2tier
I wonder what happened to Idio, rocklin, chris hanson, fanglekai and the rest of those faggots. Remember how coddled finny was on the totse2 sites and how he'd never get infracted or banned but everyone else would. I would get banned for posting pictures of my own cock and any number of other stupid things but finny never did because he's a whiney little suckup bitch at heart just like the rest of em. Sad
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2020-05-21 at 2:10 AM UTC in Do you think that any sea creatures have ever gotten trapped by a shipwreck...
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2020-05-21 at 2:05 AM UTC in I just got kicked out of Tim Hortons
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2020-05-21 at 2:03 AM UTC in Made chicken wings.Should try again and do it right.
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2020-05-20 at 3:35 AM UTC in I'm fanglekai AMALOL AMA
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2020-05-20 at 3:33 AM UTC in I just got kicked out of Tim Hortonsomg
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2020-05-20 at 3:32 AM UTC in Do you think that any sea creatures have ever gotten trapped by a shipwreck...They swim away!
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2020-05-20 at 3:29 AM UTC in Game of Life mathematician dies from coronaYeah fuck China.
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2020-05-20 at 3:26 AM UTC in Made chicken wings.Wings are better if you cook them at 250F for 20 mins to let the fat render and then cook them at 400F for another 20-30 minutes so they come up to temp and get crispy.
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2018-07-07 at 4:19 AM UTC in How to rob a bank and get away with it II
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2018-07-07 at 4:18 AM UTC in How to rob a bank and get away with it II
Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd say it's pointless to risk a life sentence on a bank for anything less than the contents two dozen or more safe deposit boxes or maybe when they transport a load of cash out or in. Anything less and it's either too much trouble or not enough loot.
Yep. Armed bank robbery gets you 5+ years in federal prison, so it's not really worth it. Also, as an aside, most people had under $1000 in their accounts. Total. It's unlikely they have anything worthwhile in the safe deposit box. People tend to put documents in there, maybe some cash, firearms, etc. You could get lucky with cash or you could end up with birth certificates and shit you'd have to sell.
Originally posted by aldra interesting
I wasn't aware cheques were even used significantly anymore
I rarely had customers under the age of 25 come into the bank. Most customers are old people that actually use checks or businesses making deposits. Younger customers did deposit physical paychecks because a lot of shitty business still don't do direct deposit. Aside from that we had servers/waiters/strippers/etc people that get paid cash so they would come deposit cash. We had non-customers come in to cash their paycheck from a business that banked with us. Lots of businesses write checks for things for accounting purposes. Many small businesses got checks for payment for various services. So yeah checks are still very much in use. -
2018-07-07 at 3:52 AM UTC in How to rob a bank and get away with it II
Originally posted by -SpectraL It all depends on location. There are some moneybag drop boxes that all the surrounding stores use after they close up. So you could be getting as many as 20-30 moneybags, with each one containing probably at least a couple grand, depending on the store traffic.
Most businesses that deposited cash sent a manager or assistant manager at some point during the day with a bank bag to make the daily deposit. I recall only one business that actually deposited a cash bag and that was one where the owner of the franchise did it himself, and he was usually late, so he'd often drop it into the drop box. -
2018-07-07 at 3:50 AM UTC in How to rob a bank and get away with it II
Originally posted by -SpectraL Theoretically, I wonder what would happen if you dropped a lit quarter stick of dynamite directly in front of the moneybag drop box, whether the blast would rip out the internal container behind the wall.
Doubtful. The interior door that we opened was 1" thick presumably hardened steel. A blast big enough to open it up would incinerate the contents. -
2018-07-07 at 3:47 AM UTC in The “Thanks” and “Quote” buttons are uneven
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2018-07-07 at 3:46 AM UTC in How to rob a bank and get away with it II
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2018-07-07 at 3:45 AM UTC in How to rob a bank and get away with it II
Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, any bank worth their salt would do both. They would use the master key and then bill the client for a locksmith visit that never happened. That's the way they actually do business.
No, they don't. I saw locksmiths come in and drill out boxes. The bank wouldn't be doing that if they had the key. The locksmith gets charged to the customer if at all possible, so the bank isn't even making money off changing the lock. -
2018-07-07 at 3:44 AM UTC in How to rob a bank and get away with it II
Originally posted by -SpectraL You'd have to be pretty naive to think banks don't have a master key to all their safety deposit boxes. What do you think they do if a customer disappears with their key, jackhammer out the old box and install a new one? Give me a break. And, no, vaults are not on timers. Walk into just about any bank and you can plainly see the vault is wide open during business hours. The manager leaves early? How the fuck would you know? And ATMs usually contain about $100,000 during open hours, and less than $10,000 during non-business hours. I don't know where you're getting your info, but you should change subscriptions.
I've been a bank teller before. There is no master key. Every time a customer quit paying, lost keys, etc., we called a company to come drill the lock out and put a new one in.
Vaults are on timers. The main door is often open, but at the bank I worked at the money was stored in another box inside the main vault, and that was on a ~15 minute timer.
I know the managers leave early because at all the banks I worked at the manager ALWAYS left when the doors were locked. The drive through stayed open after that with two employees.
I know exactly how much money was in our ATMs because I had to help prepare the box (fill it with money) and take go outside to replace the old box with the new one. I also had to write down all the information regarding how much was in the ATM, how much was replenished, etc. This is typical teller shit.
No, ATMS don't have 100k+ during business hours and 10k during non-business hours. They get replenished 1-2 times per week depending on traffic. The banks I worked at replenished 1 day per week. They refilled with ~60k, which was sufficient to last until the next replenishment date. -
2018-07-03 at 6:06 AM UTC in The “Thanks” and “Quote” buttons are uneven
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2018-07-03 at 6:02 AM UTC in The “Thanks” and “Quote” buttons are uneven