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Posts That Were Thanked by Nil

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey you could make my word cloud. It's not like you've promised to 90 fucking times already.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  3. i'm not going to listen to some faggot talk like its tea time, get this british trash out of here
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  4. the DH whores remind me of these middle aged alcoholic women i used to work with that would be shitfaced at 12:30 pm on a tuesday afternoon drunkenly belting out "just a smalltown girl..." along with the radio right before they start having a meltdown about their failed marriages and try to lock themselves in the walk in freezer
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -mal- Of course he does. I just got out of a long term relationship and that is all it really amounts to. But you still don’t post that shit here. Or at least I thought not.

    Go fuck yourself mal, I don't use facebook social media and I don't have friends or anyone to talk to so i come here to speak my mind and get attacked by people like you.. wow

    I may not like any of the stuff you have to say but I would never try to make you feel bad for expressing yourself, thats messed up yo
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  6. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I hate everyone and everything.
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  7. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Nil I couldn't just casually get rid of my balls.

    Maybe set them on fire at a later time. Needs some ritual and pomp.

    I kinda wanted to save them for something, but at the same time I didn't want to seem like a fucking weirdo. Nobody actually asks to keep surgically removed tissue, and most doctors aren't going to let you take what is essentially biological waste home with you even if you do ask.
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  8. yabbadabbadindunuthin oplus is dead, long live oplus [my sedative well-conducted austrocedrus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL At the time Henderson and the others got popped, there wasn't even any fraudulent coupons on Zoklet. I removed them all. The only thing there was links to some counterfeit coupon resources. The feds still moved in and threatened zok with subpoena (so he willingly cooperated without a warrant), and they still used those links as evidence of coupon forgery.

    Not surprising. Zok and Jeff Hunter were in fact roommates, but I don't think Zok really believed in the original message as much as Jeff did. Honestly, Jeff stopped believing in the message as well because he could see the changing times resulted in the site outgrowing its purpose. I remember hot topics in the early 2000s were to the tune of "Do you have a anti-federalist or federalist interpretation of the constitution (and why)?" Posts by the mid to late 2000s were more like "Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down?"

    The place went downhill pretty fast, and there was time one could justify the occasional strain of necessary law enforcement attention due to the fact that it was a natural consequence of having a free forum of information where no ideas were censored. Unfortunately, the internet became pretty mainstream and technology simply became so accessible that it largely invalidated Jeff's original mission. Add this to the growing culture of fear in the United States, and effectively it reached a point where the site became nothing more than a liability. It really was in everyone's best interest to just walk away. Everything changed so quickly in that decade that a site like Totse wouldn't have served as anything other than a relic of an earlier time.

    Afterwards, a few die hard fans who either had no life outside of it (Bill Krozby) or people who hardcore believed the message but didn't want to see it die (-Spectral). The truth is it's over, and a site like this is a funny community to shit post because you can almost certainly say whatever you want. I find it honestly pretty doubtful that taxpayer money is being spent on police monitoring this site even semi-regularly just by virtue of the fact that, even if the people here were actually malicious, almost all of us are too severely retarded to accomplish anything.
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  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Spectral in a Dementia home:

    "Did I ever tell you I was a moderator on a shit forum called 'Zoklet'?..."

    "Yes grandad, every day".
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  10. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Life is plain stupid. Cant wait to be done with it tbh.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I held my bff tonight and she cried hard , harder than I've felt anyone cry before. Her dad died 3 months ago and I know shes struggling with so much shit. What I hate is that I didnt have the awesome cure all to say to her. She wants to give up. I'm like, so do i, but we dont.

    We dont give up. Everything sucks sometimes but we dont give up. Tomorrow is new. Things CAN get better.

    And I say that realizing the cliche . It must be true though. Awesome days are awesome and we xant forget them, despite our shit days and feelings of wanting to just give up- being too tired, too complacent, too "JUST DONE WITH EVERYTHING."

    Feeling like you cant go on is one of the shittiest feelings experience but its thankfully usually a feeling that is fleeting and stands for something more, because we all go on. If you're alive, you go.
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  12. HTS highlight reel
    Žižek will win. Jordan Peterson is just a fairly average college professor who got famous because he didn't think it was right to force people to use certain language (a crusade, I will add, that I supported him in). Aside from that, his biggest accomplishment is writing a fucking self-help book about the importance of keeping a clean home. His greatest skill is perhaps his ability to use asinine folkloric metaphors. Žižek, on the other hand, is a career intellectual who has written several well-respected books in 4 languages.

    For comparison, we're talking about a debate between the guy who wrote these:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Parallax_View_(book)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sublime_Object_of_Ideology
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_to_the_Desert_of_the_Real
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contingency,_Hegemony,_Universality (Contributor/co-author, but still.)

    Among myriad others.

    And a guy who wrote these:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maps_of_Meaning
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_Rules_for_Life
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost it's a bookcase lol

    For some reason this made me laugh really hard.

    Bradley I will make you my bottom you faggot. It's my new mission in life. I've never been attracted to a man in all my days, but I'm going to dick jab you out of pure spite. Believe that homie.

    You should be honored that I immortalized your inimitable brand of faggotry in comedic fashion.

    Im sure you've read it elsewhere, but the punchline was that you went to a gay bathhouse to bask in the smell of mansweat and strangers semen, to fist a mans asshole...and left because it was dirty and the decor was not to your liking...and that was actually the gayest part of all.
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  14. HTS highlight reel
    NOBODY TAUGHT US THE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE HOW TO DO TAXES AND WHERE OUR JAWS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
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  16. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Nil You can't leave

    *Date rape in space, on the internet. Deluxe edition.

    Fixed for you.
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    I was going to say Zooks, was that crack whore not marriage material? Sounded like you were on a delusional euphoric high at the time. One of those moments when you come down or wake up the next day cringing to death at the naivete of it all.

    "Like, she is such a nice girl, we have so much in common and she can snort lines loike, this big, (opens arms widely), I think she's loike, a genuine human being and we've been having a meth filled heart to heart for the past 36 hours! I think I'm going to marry her........


    Loike"
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  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    So now you gonna give her your drugs without hitting it? I don't get it.
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  19. DontTellEm Black Hole

    Switch up my side, I take any lane
    Man, I love my baby.
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  20. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Again, from the neck down is fine.

    She posted pic of her fingers once and they were fat AF. Obvs the rest is gonna be similar. Slim people don't have fat fingers.


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