2017-03-19 at 12:45 AM UTC
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roommate tried to rape me
my homosexual roommate got super wasted last night n tried to rape me! so in shock rn. Dis dude came home last night from the bar and kept making sexual advances towards me and I kept saying jus go to bed man, wtf are you even doing right now, i'm not gonna do anything to you. So all of a sudden I'm in the kitchen and he starts sticking his tongue out at me in a weird suggestive way and I'm like dude you need to stop right now or you're going to regret it. So he turns out the lights and comes towards me and grabs me, i threw him into the wall and he didn't stop so I grabbed him n slammed him into the ground. At this time my flat mates are like coming outta their rooms like wtf is going on out here, he gets up and comes at me again and I push him away and they all seperate us and so at this point I try to be a good guy and not call the cops but call security instead.
This fool starts telling them that I had sex with my gf while he was in the room and that I've been going through his IDs and that he thought I was his brother and that's why he was tryna fuck me. I was like ???? Bro! so they talk him into going to bed and as soon as he laid down he passed right the fuck out. Anyways apparently at the bar all night he was grabbing ppls dix and so that's why he left the bar. I could totally get him kicked out and probably even in trouble for sexual assault but I figure I'm gonna be a nice guy and just say he got too drunk cuz normally he doesn't do that shit.
Anyways this dude is straight nuts, like he calls me sticky fingers sometimes even tho I don't steal from people. His sox went missing one time so I'm pretty sure he thinks I've been stealin his sox..And I think he got that idea cuz one time at the grocery store I stole 4 red potatoes when I wuz goin thru the self check out
He also revealed last night that he was a prostitute in hollywood and that he smokes meth which explains why he's freaking out saying that I been lookin at his IDs and that when I whistle songs sometimes subconciously that I'm really just plotting against him. I'm just trying to be peaceful and chill in the mountains, ya know like what is this shit, I don't even know??? He gets pissed when I brush my teeth in front of him and we have a european style toilet and he puts an extra fucking roll of tp on the part that you need to lift to flush the toilet.
Any ideas?
Post last edited by felonious_monk at 2017-03-19T00:50:03.682300+00:00
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2017-03-16 at 4:07 AM UTC
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when you were young
When I was a child, going camping in the mountains was some extremely amazing, mystical experience. So I moved to where I went camping when I was a kid. Now it's just slushy, muddy, cold, and I see how much everyone else is fucking it up everyday. Just cheap thrills and ice abound here. Skiing provides some amazing quick rushes but it dies down quickly once I realize how my body is constantly deteriorating and nothing will matter eventually
Cheers to turning towards nihilism
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
i wanted a new phone, ive had that other one for a couple years now, and the camera was exposed there was a huge hole in it and it had virus's ect..
you know what's really funny right now?? literally about 5 minutes ago I got up and didn't realize my phone was on my lap...it hit the ground and is completely unresponsive. I literally just destroyed my phone
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2017-03-09 at 7:40 AM UTC
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