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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't know man I don't normally smoke weed but last night I did and ate some beef stroganoff with a couple brews and was definitely not on my normal shit poasting game. but I digress…

    roasting game

    and it's people in the military and hospital workers doing this to me. how does one prove this game?

    why.. because I showed that there is corruption in police, hospital workers and DoD or more yet.. Contract Companies that make weapons. I better not get Hep
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    40 years.. they came back. Meh.. I don't think you're quit right for this to be yours just yet" (Im paraphrasing a bit) -G-D
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was and still is

    You're a Zionist movement person? you're breaking the laws of God. God chose not to give Jacob (who would become Israel-- Israel is the name of a person, not land) the land.
  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I LIKE ASS!

    meaning what, Bill Krozby?
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian would you fuck this chick?



    Can she still be a whore and cunt if she has tourettes?



    Originally posted by Enter Lol, what? No. Do you think that guy in the video was talking about me?

    Oh you quoted it.. I got up at 4am and realized it's saturday. Not many people out getting rides except drunks from last night.

    so I'm kicking it on here. Half asleep. continue on.
  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I used to go into this old bar in San Francisco. Order Wild Turkey and a ale. sip some of the ale and slam the shot and slam the beer (like it was the bar scene from Hitchhikers Guide..) without the peanuts.

    the bartender/owner would give me mean looks. and his wife (or sister) was really sweet and talked nice to me. but when she wasn't there, he would look at me like he wanted to murder me.

    I don't drink anymore and haven't been to that bar in years. but it's very cool looking.

    Lanny.. do you know this bar? it's supposed to be one of the oldest and is near Kennedy's (indian own for a few decades)

    I mainly went there to listen to music. some decent bands. all throw into the kitty for the band. it's worth 5-10 bucks.
  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter It's been ages since I've laughed this hard.

    I've seen and probably even posted this video before, but never noticed the perfect timing of the bit I timestamped:


    Wait, you're a tootie fruity?

    (Not that THAT is a bad thing.. uhh Go Gays, or sumthin)
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s Spectral lol. He always does that shit where he uses weird characters to write stuff backwards and upside down. And he thinks the blank username thing is super clever. He did the same thing back on zoklet.

    I was like 15 when I first started computer science class 1.01 (which si about as far as I got.. sadly. BASIC and some other language)

    But of course, 1337 existed back then as well.

    what is this thing in c language that you have to program number in reverse for it to go forward? someone was talking about it or I saw it somewhere from a link or I dreamed it.. it was weird. because I did dream last night that coding (in some language) was telling me to code in reverse. something about the integer scale and some teacher yelling at me but like a record talking backward.
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I had my penis back for a few days after the doctor gave me some new meds a few weeks ago. he said it would reverse the reverse ejaculation. took a few weeks to work.

    but it was hard to keep hard. flaccid is not a happy thing to be.

    I need to try those Viagras. I tried Cialis .. they work pretty well but still flaccid at times. I wouldn't mind the ache of a 4-hour boner, to be honest.

    every once in a while, I will see porn and pull out a dollar bill to see if it is slightly longer (I think that's 6 inches) and it is.. for like 5 seconds then it goes flaccid. But I'm thick.

    that's the test and it has to be a long way not the width (Obviously, and Oh yeah.. LOL) but that's the ladies test. if you reach dollar length that's the average depth of a woman.

    how do I get iron strength back but still be on meds? PS.. the new med the doctor gave me was like being on happy pills all day yesterday. Better than you junkies on Opiates. I'm afraid to tell him this. Doctors don't want you happy.. just mentally fit.

    also, Cialis made me flush like fucking mad.. can't have a hardon when you're dripping wet and worried about your heart flying out of your chest.
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    My name is not Peter.. It's P.T. (first and middle) and it's PeeT or PeeTee or PEE TEA or Panda PeeT (taken already.. old pet name of mine from the 80s)
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Im in purgatory like the movie Silver Lake or whatever it's called. they took a short story of mine.. Fucking Lucas I will push you
  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Also Lyme disease. You been in any tall grass lately? (And I don’t just mean Nicole’s bush)

    I had a fucking tick on my stomach when My wife was washing sheets. My dog had them.. so we had to kick him out of the house. Somehow I woke up with my ex wife standing over me, no shirt on and no sheets or blanket on the bed and her staring down at me. she said "I think there is a tick on your stomach.. I was laying down on my stomach (I sleep face down or sideways and not on my back because of sleep paralysis and apnea. ) it was as if she wasn't talking to me but someone else.

    Not a dream nor a fantasy. we had another weird experience. waking up with the room glowing green.. i wont go into that
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually its not.. gangstalking is very real. And so is gaslighting. Hell I've done it myself to people so thats how I know its real.

    Were you instructed to do so? to let up on some trouble you got into? The "Programming" I heard about, from many people.
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    we're all on some weird list.

    I used to have something called a T3R

    now I'm on a "fuck with his head" list.

    and I'm tired all of the time. Nicole told me I was fucked with.. warned me to get tested for HepC (or B)
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah but making 7$ an hour and living paycheck to paycheck, meanwhile you accumulate a shit load of debt and even your car has lost all equity/value from all the miles on it.

    Like if you had a job flipping burgers for one year versus Uber driving for one year, you would make more money flipping burgers

    I'm agreeing with you Fox Paws. You win! I'm a big no body.

    walk out into the rip tide with 0 pride and wait for that ocean ride.



    or just get really fucking drunk with 4 bottles of jack daniels and old turkey and whatever
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Isn't that where your appendix is?

    No.. that is two fingers down from belly and two fingers to the right.

    Apendix is on the right.. unless you're some kind of Enoch's vision of fallen angels. everything I understand is located backwards
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Fucking reported, you 'bout to get it now son.

    Also yeah, I don't own sandals. Are you sure you know what sandals look like?

    Chime in for the Time win? I said a form of the word Fag and you decide it's offensive? please, sir, please. a fag is someone who is older and doesn't burn the midnight candle but rather sits around acting as if they've done much. Like the word Hag comes from a variation of Fag.

    It blows a lot of smoke" as they say. that is why British call a cigarette a "Fag"

    It's a bunch of kindle sitting around.. temping people to want to make a camp fire but just sits in a pyramid shape until it's needed.

    I'm saying you're a Hoyty Toyty type with some money. WHOOPTY FUCKING DO

    Hence "Non homosexual type"

    Where is Henry, Victor, Mike and umm Smeagle?
  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader those art her dildos.

    Butt dildos for men?
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    You guys should watch that film Game Over, Man

    it's on netflix but prolly a link or some shit somewhere at sometime I'm sure
  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats My avatar is Kinkou you dumbfuck. I want to be just like her when I transition

    oh is this brightlights in the boody, or Mr highlighter?
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