2017-02-26 at 9:22 AM UTC
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Tell me bout Cough Gell Bundy
imagine if god had sprinkled bundy and triangles on the primordial ooze and an entire planet had evolved around the principle of akmah and then an apex predator emerged that drove all other forms of triangular life to extinction and then traveled to earth to bring the good word of robitussin. That's me.
2017-02-26 at 8:53 AM UTC
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Smoking Too Much
speaketh my name, let thy coughs be suppressed, thy sorority sisters murdered, thy triangles be equilateral
