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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gimme your dad's e-mail addy and I'll tell you the answer
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  2. nonarky Houston
    i had an idea. you know how those hoes sell their booty on backpages? will you get their number right, you contact them (must get a vpn to be anonymous). you tell the hoe that you are her pimp now, if she back talks, tell her you know her landlord and that he works for you, and that the bitch will be on the street if they don't comply. she will more than likely
    believe you.

    next step, you tell the bitch to get on youtube and watch videos on how to buy and send bitcoins. now once that hoe know how to use bitcoin. you tell the whore that she have to make $1,000
    a night and convert it all the bitcoin and send it to you on the internet.

    and if she dont make her quote , tell her that you got bus drivers working for you and that one of them may run her over if she dont make the quote. she wiill be scared and believe you.

    and that hows you could become anonymous Internet pimp. i know a pimp that makes 10 bitcoins a day doin this.

    is this a great idea or what?
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  3. bling bling Dark Matter
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    in the italy earth quake



    i had a family member that was there, and I'm glad he's okay. He made it back luckily a couple days ago.

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  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I came across a neat little trojan written in Java, built with SDK22 that i thought might interest some of you. The trojan is complete with a client and server module. The C&C is web based and the client features include but are not limited to the following.
    • Remote administration
    • Execute shell commands
    • Record & live stream phone calls
    • Copy and send all text messages to C&C


    The commands the client takes are below.

    Command : - execute regular shell command on the victim's device
    Upload file : - should be filled with full path to the file that will be uploaded to logs/ directory on your server
    Spec commands:
    root [command] - try to execute command as root (if device is rooted)
    sms - get all sms dump from device
    download [file_url] - download file from the specified url onto device (into app's data/files directory)
    restart - restarts the service
    loc - get last known location (active location isnt used because it can be too alarming for victim)
    info - get basic informaion such as current connection type,battery level, available memory and service provider name
    record [secs] - record sound from the mic for amount of seconds (will be saved to data/files/logs)
    stream [ip] [port] - start real-time streaming sound from the device's mic via udp to your listening computer * (client is described later)
    sync - upload all files that were logged to the app's files/logs directory
    quit - end shell session
    clear - clear data/logs directory
    photo - silently make photos from all available cameras on device (1 from each) and save them to files/logs
    calllogs - get victim call's history
    bookmarks = get bookmarks from the system browser
    history - get browsing history from the system browser
    screenshot - make a screenshot of the device's current screen (works on rooted device only)
    getcontacts - get contact list with names and numbers from the device
    sendsms [number] [text] - send sms to specified number with some text


    Pretty dank, as a tool for mobile pentests and interesting from an analysis perspective imho. Check out the repo below for more details and to download/clone your own sample.

    https://github.com/androidtrojan1/android_trojan
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  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Let's meet and see about that, buddy. Don't be scared.

    Ok i concede you're probably better at being fat and unattractive than me. I'm scared as fuck though, don't make me cry like a little girl i might turn myself on.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    get polio fucker
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  8. Psychlonic Yung Blood
    Underrated program. I never thought I'd see double digits again but now I can fit back into my old grade school clothes again. 10/10
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Brexit is objectively the cringiest portmanteau known to mankind and I'm offended it's getting thrown around on this site like a literal goddamned ragdoll.

    :hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmppppH!!:
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the most effective cocaine cutting agents and white women


    1. Dangerous for all parties, Fragile position of the EU gives London leverage during the inevitable upcoming trade talks, excellent for Russia
    2. Underrated, 7 devils is an excellent song
    3. Benz, Penacetin, "superbuff" nositol (b12) and a lil lido
    4. 6.5/10 depends on upbringing

    1. they were the first to the lifeboats, nobody else is taking the iceberg seriously enough
    2. excellent. I've only got ceremonials though, dunno if she's done anything after that. I liked no light even though the radio beat the shit out of it and only if for a night.
    3. more cocaine
    4. modern society's giving everyone the proverbial shaft
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  11. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Lol I checked this thread again just because I saw you posted- Im so stoned, and it all makes perfect sense.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah, I noticed that too. Zok must've enabled robot.txt—that way, you can't access the old forums. Smosh.com did the same thing, fucking assholes. There is no fix for this, unless Zok is able to disable robot.txt — speaking of smilies, can you share your collection? I would like to have

    I don't have a collection. :( That's the whole point, DON'T YOU SEE? That is where I went to gather my smilies. HAD I KNOWN that this ATROCITY was going to take place, I would've taken the necessary measures to upload EACH AND EVERY SMILEY to my imgur.

    Is that really what it means? It's just.....done? GONE? FOREVER??????

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  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Aladdin didn't have a family, unless you count Abu, and that monkey could steal for himself, requiring far fewer calories and being more dexterous and agile. Quite frankly, he was such a major fuckup at times that I wouldn't regret seeing him starve or die by some other means if he were on his own.
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  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    RisiR, you have far more capacity for happiness and recovery than I do.
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yeah, but he only chokes himself as a reward for doing something good, like not totally butchering trying to play a megadeth song for the hundredth time in a day.


    Oh, you.
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  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Seriously, though. When's the best time to decide to end it? I once tried to schedule it but I didn't want to be to close to anyone's birthday or Christmas or shit like that. It was impossible. What day would you guys choose?

    Protip: Once you're dead, you won't care either way.
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  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    You just gave me the aevice to choke myself if a bad thought pops up before 10pm. Hahaha. LOL.

    Do you life like that?


    Yeah, but he only chokes himself as a reward for doing something good, like not totally butchering trying to play a megadeth song for the hundredth time in a day.
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  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You have to set goals, and they have to be incremental (baby steps), if you are really far gone. An example would be, you could decide that you won't hate anyone or think or say anything negative about anything or anyone before 10am. Anything after that is fine. If you can accomplish that seemingly insignificant thing, you've met your goal. Every time you hate someone or think or say anything negative before 10am, you have to suffer whatever punishment you have set out for yourself, and actually do it, such as literally choking yourself for 60 seconds while cutting off your own air supply, or have to go jog around the block. It's all up to you. YOU decide your fate, not some unknown mystery floating around out there in the cosmos somewhere.

    I hope this helps.
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  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    There's pretty much one thing in my life where if I do it I feel fundamentally fulfilled and if I don't I hate myself with a passion. Sometimes I just get in a slump, or get lazy, and it can be hard to dig myself out of a hole like that. The only way I ever feel better is by just white knuckling it until I'm back in a good place, but often the first step to getting there is distraction. Easy things where there's a definite success condition help, usually small, something I can get done in minutes to an hour or two. Stuff like doing the dishes I've let pile up, doing a fixed amount of exercise, or reading a given number of pages of a book each day and give a sense of progress. Even if it's not really the thing I want to be doing with my life, setting goals and following through on them can give a sense of confidence you sometimes need to get out of a bad place.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well I'm certainly not the guy to ask so I'll just say... live laugh love fall seven times stand up eight nobody cares if you can't dance just get up and dance in the end we only regret the chances we didn't take <3<3<3<3<3 (human heartipede)
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