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2017-03-05 at 2:35 AM UTC in The world and the shit it inspires.I am talking about just random bullshit. The imagination of people and the shit they come up with.
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2017-02-28 at 1:34 PM UTC in The world and the shit it inspires.
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2017-02-20 at 2:19 PM UTC in Mikes harder lemonade: nigger editionNigger addition is right. They probably had to make the hand holding the grapenade any color, but black to avoid a lawsuit.
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2017-02-19 at 2:13 PM UTC in Universal Self Defense ToolsThis is my first one too.
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2017-02-18 at 9:34 PM UTC in How do I take off the ridiculous house arrest braclet?Make a time machine. Then go back in time so you won't make the bad choice. It will be off by never being on then.
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2017-02-18 at 3:26 PM UTC in DietI need to know a good basic diet for health reasons. The easier the dishes are to cook the better. Also reasonably priced as well.
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2017-02-18 at 3:19 PM UTC in And so...
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher It's one thing to pretend to have an anime wife
It's another (questionable) thing to have a waifu pillow
But what the ever-loving fuck is this
Can't breathe. Laughter won't stop.
Seriously be careful. Part of my soul died when I read this and not in a good way either.
I thought I would read 50 shades of grey before something like this. Guess I was wrong.
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2017-02-18 at 3:16 PM UTC in Cigar thread
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I had a Cuban once and it was very nice.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGx5wYPAJR0
Maybe you should ask Rome for your cutter back. Cuz his pockets ain't empty. -
2017-02-18 at 3:12 PM UTC in Bezoscalation Extreme
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2017-02-18 at 2:57 PM UTC in Murica
Originally posted by Sophie And that's exactly why you're all a bunch of idiots. Besides, your founding fathers took all their political views from a long tradition of European thinkers. The majority of people in your country are from European descent. Don't think for a second that all your country espouses to hold dear hasn't come from Europe and European culture. And if your measure of "hurr durr greatest country" comes from the fact that you have the biggest military in the world. Well guess what, having the biggest gun doesn't make you the biggest man, it makes you the biggest asshole. So go ahead, stand, and proudly pledge your allegiance to that piece of shit you call a flag and i will be here laughing as your country's infrastructure crumbles, the Fed prints your currency into oblivion and immigrants and liberal pixie degenerates systematically dismantle the last vestiges of the freedom you so love.
You don't deserve Trump, if there ever was an evil empire in the history of the world it is America. Second only to the USSR.
I am hurt Sophie. I thought you would be happier with America now that California has legalized child prostitution. At least for the kids they did. So you can be prosecuted, but the kids can't so come get some while you can. They want to annex from us anyway. So soon we will all line up and crack the San Andreas fault to send those fuckers out to sea. They can watch their Free Willie from inside Shamu. -
2017-02-18 at 2:50 PM UTC in This was my old ForumHa, reminiscing the good old days. Not totse. I had nothing to do with that, but I did enjoy my cookbook.
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2017-02-18 at 2:47 PM UTC in Bezoscalation ExtremeThis is Niggas in Space. That means we are working outside of the space around the box. Yet, that is the best you could come up with. I don't even have to insult you. Your terrible comeback did it for me.
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2017-02-18 at 2:29 PM UTC in Littering is gay
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I wanted to grab a brew earlier and instead of driving to the store I decided to just walk because its so nice out this afternoon. I'm almost up to the store and I see this lady pull up to the stop sign at the intersection and she just throws out a candy bar wrapper or something out of her window. I'm usually don't tell people what to do and mind my own business, but this is my buisness and I hate the laziness that comes with littering. She was about to get a way so I did a light jog out into the street as she was turning and walked right infront of her car she jammed on the breaks. I threw up my hands like wtf? and she threw up her hands and I walked over to the passenger side where her window was down and I said "hey what the hell do you think you're doing?!"
And in a latina accent (obviously not citizen yet is driving around in an suv to get her fake nails done and generally being trashy, in america) she said "whut r u talking abut?" and i said "don't play coy with me, I saw your throw that wrapper out of your window, go back and pick it up" and she was like "ohhhh I'm sorry" and I said "go pick it up" and she was like "sir I need to go , I'm really sorry" and I said "yeah whatever, you have a good afternoon" in an extremely snarky/condescending tone. And she drove off.
Some people might think I'm an asshole/sjw but I'm not I just live in a nice area and thats one thing I can't fucking stand when people just toss stuff on the ground.
But ooooh no this lady doesn't want to just toss it in her car/throw it in the trash can. But will drive through someones hood and litter there. It's deplorable to say the least.
I driving brews in my car, and sometimes I'll leave the can in my cuz im done with and am carrying up groceries to my place, but next time I go to my car and its still there and I don't want to be driving with an open container (unless It has brew in it and im drinking it) I grab the can and get my ass back out of the car and walk it to the bus stop where theres a trash can.
Some people don't know how to conduct themselves in public and dont even understand why they are being called out for their deplorable behavior.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-17T23:21:20.104442+00:00
Normally I would put you in my ignore list like the rainbow brigade (dounut punchers) and BLM, but good job. Teach that beanbag a lesson.
Honestly I would have taken it a step further and gone Captain Planet on her ass. I would grab a full garbage can and dump it in through the driver window and in a commanding heroic voice said littering is wrong ese.
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2017-02-18 at 2:26 PM UTC in Hi, I'm new here
Originally posted by Dearth Sorry, but all I'm hearing here, is that your sex life is the definition of vanilla.
But yeah, not so much 'sticks and stones' as 'whatever helps you get through this melodrama you call a life'.
See, I'm a nice guy; if you want to rape and/or torture me- then feel free; I'd let you out of pity.
I mean, obviously you're the one with the problems here.
I'll do what I can to help; don't be afraid :)
Dearth, you will be a breath of free air here. Now let us construct our nignaut base to keep Spoo aka Sploo aka holy ghost out. -
2017-02-18 at 2:09 PM UTC in Murica
Originally posted by RisiR Everyone who's not from the US and spoonfed lies by the jedis knows you guys are 99% worthless scum.
Bill Krozby is the most typical US American on this site. Prove me wrong.
Hey, how about next Christmas go to Breitscheidplatz and join some of you friends in Berlin. Lol.
Plus you are one to call Americans cucks considering you have Angela Merkel. That is like a peecan calling a white guy black.
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2017-02-18 at 2:02 PM UTC in MuricaPeecans are niggers. Afri"can" and pee"can." Also they smell like possible half of the time so I will call them pecans. Now know one will know what I am talking about except here.
The bean bags are considered a issue, but they are rather low on my list because the government is at fault for that shit. The rainbow brigade (dounut punchers) are easily ignored so I am not too worried about them either.
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2017-02-18 at 1:52 PM UTC in Murica
Originally posted by RichardBurnish The English owns your banks, the Chinese own your trade, the Ragheads own your women, your men are castrated at birth and made to feel equal to women… KEK.. Instead of admitting the fact men are better than women and not oppressing men for that fact, you oppress men to save the feelings of women.
Touche, I will give you that when it comes to the women. It is only the shitty US government forces us to abide by this shit. Most of the people are sick and tired of the feminists and the peecans. The crap about Europe though is just bull shit though. Hell, you guys technically owe us a shit ton of money for various reasons.
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2017-02-18 at 1:48 PM UTC in Murica
Originally posted by Sophie And that's exactly why you're all a bunch of idiots. Besides, your founding fathers took all their political views from a long tradition of European thinkers. The majority of people in your country are from European descent. Don't think for a second that all your country espouses to hold dear hasn't come from Europe and European culture. And if your measure of "hurr durr greatest country" comes from the fact that you have the biggest military in the world. Well guess what, having the biggest gun doesn't make you the biggest man, it makes you the biggest asshole. So go ahead, stand, and proudly pledge your allegiance to that piece of shit you call a flag and i will be here laughing as your country's infrastructure crumbles, the Fed prints your currency into oblivion and immigrants and liberal pixie degenerates systematically dismantle the last vestiges of the freedom you so love.
You don't deserve Trump, if there ever was an evil empire in the history of the world it is America. Second only to the USSR.
Sometimes it is fine to be the biggest asshole though. The way the world is now I probably would not have it any other way.
Though the US government and NATO have caused a vast majority of the problems. -
2017-02-18 at 1:44 PM UTC in Murica
Originally posted by snab_snib 80% chance the average american doesn't know your country exists. 99% chance they don't know where it is. 0% chance that we don't own it and the people in it. included you. you are a serf to america and nothing more. if you annoy us we'll bomb you to death.
The only other country that owns America is China and they all have a bad case of Chinese penis. -
2017-02-18 at 12:48 PM UTC in Murica