Thanked Posts by FortuneCookie

1. 2017-06-17 at 5:42 AM UTC in In all seriousness though...
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Phoenix I puked on the deck and I have to clean it off without hoses within the next couple hours. I'm also bored and lonely. I want a boyfriend. I am a hot fucking mess right now. Save me, someone. :(
   
   
   
   (I'm also an attention whore right now. And most of the time, really.)

   
   Now is the time to try something new.
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2. 2017-03-01 at 5:50 AM UTC in So this is my life.
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   Something wonderful is about to happen to you.
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3. 2017-02-24 at 4:23 AM UTC in Just went to jail
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   You will make a change for the better.
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   • mmQ
4. 2017-02-24 at 4:31 AM UTC in time
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
   Lucky # 18,30,45,33,20,6
   Learn Chinese: Water, Shai 水
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5. 2017-02-12 at 5:57 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Lanny NO THANKS

   
   You will soon embark on a business venture.
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6. 2017-02-08 at 6:14 AM UTC in 1 FULL YEAR OF NIGGASINSPACE
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
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   • mmQ, 
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7. 2017-01-19 at 1:25 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood

   Originally posted by RisiR Rothschild owns you.like, literally you. You should all be forced to live in Chad.

   
   
   You will soon embark on a business venture.
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8. 2016-12-25 at 6:55 AM UTC in Many folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
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