Posts by FortuneCookie

1. 2017-06-17 at 5:42 AM UTC in In all seriousness though...
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Phoenix I puked on the deck and I have to clean it off without hoses within the next couple hours. I'm also bored and lonely. I want a boyfriend. I am a hot fucking mess right now. Save me, someone. :(
   
   
   
   (I'm also an attention whore right now. And most of the time, really.)

   
   Now is the time to try something new.
2. 2017-03-01 at 5:50 AM UTC in So this is my life.
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   Something wonderful is about to happen to you.
3. 2017-02-24 at 4:33 AM UTC in I actually did it
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   Someone is speaking well of you.
4. 2017-02-24 at 4:31 AM UTC in time
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
   Lucky # 18,30,45,33,20,6
   Learn Chinese: Water, Shai 水
5. 2017-02-24 at 4:23 AM UTC in Just went to jail
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   You will make a change for the better.
6. 2017-02-12 at 5:57 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Lanny NO THANKS

   
   You will soon embark on a business venture.
7. 2017-02-12 at 5:55 AM UTC in Treasure hunting Ideas.
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
8. 2017-02-08 at 6:14 AM UTC in 1 FULL YEAR OF NIGGASINSPACE
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
9. 2017-02-08 at 5:08 AM UTC in Should I try to transfer schools?
   FortuneCookie Yung Blood
   Now is the time to try something new.
10. 2017-02-02 at 5:34 AM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    Back away from individuals who are impulsive.
11. 2017-01-25 at 5:02 AM UTC in Live Laugh Love
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    True wisdom is found in happiness.
12. 2017-01-25 at 5 AM UTC in Live Laugh Love
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    Don't pursue happiness - create it.
13. 2017-01-25 at 4:56 AM UTC in Building a secret cabin far out in the woods.
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    Hidden in a valley beside an open stream- This will be the type of place where you will find your dream.
14. 2017-01-19 at 1:25 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood

    Originally posted by RisiR Rothschild owns you.like, literally you. You should all be forced to live in Chad.

    
    
    You will soon embark on a business venture.
15. 2017-01-19 at 1:18 AM UTC in u ever get high then teleport into a dream
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Sophie I like it here though.

    
    The best is yet to come.
16. 2017-01-19 at 1:13 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    Ideas you believe are absurd ultimately lead to success!
17. 2017-01-19 at 1:09 AM UTC in Those grapes you cannot taste are always sour.
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
18. 2017-01-19 at 12:59 AM UTC in going 2 the desert this weekend
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    Ones always regrets what could have done. Remember for next time.
19. 2017-01-19 at 12:48 AM UTC in For Trump's inaugeration i am celebrating with loads of drugs.
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    He who slithers among the ground is not always a foe.
20. 2017-01-19 at 12:39 AM UTC in I have a job that pays btc
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    Land is always on the mind of a flying bird.