Posts by aldra

2016-04-06 at 3:15 AM UTC in Making the case for Islam

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

"I was born a male named joey, but now I live as a girl"
-josie, 8

2016-04-05 at 2:46 AM UTC in Bill Krozby is a dog diddler

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2016-04-04 at 4:15 PM UTC in Is there any drug you'd still take if you knew it was up someones ass?

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

I imagine they'd look pretty different on the readout due to different densities, especially since most people who hide stuff in there use condoms or plastic bags

though, for the lulz you could always shit in a condom and stuff it back up your ass, then when you get searched try to sue them for pulling shit out of you

2016-04-04 at 6:30 AM UTC in Would you lose your shit if you saw 9/11 firsthand?

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

"Terror-attack". Get a grip, USA. Imagine getting an atom bomb dropped in your city. "But they deserved it because…".

someday soon, probably

2016-04-04 at 4:34 AM UTC in Depression

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tramadol and psychedelics is a big no-no, super easy to give yourself seratonin-syndrome from what I've read. it's the reason I haven't done acid for a while.

try to do some volunteer work maybe? sure, it's for fags, but if your regular life is making you unhappy maybe it's time to start sucking dicks.

2016-04-04 at 3:25 AM UTC in WWYD if an 8 year old kid flipped you off?

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break the seat off his bike so he has to ride it home raw

2016-04-04 at 3:20 AM UTC in I dipped Emily in chocolate.

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2016-04-04 at 1:44 AM UTC in Pascal's Financial Wager

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2016-04-03 at 6:15 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

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straya

2016-04-03 at 6:05 AM UTC in Is there any drug you'd still take if you knew it was up someones ass?

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inb4 jenkem ...somehow...

2016-04-01 at 6:11 AM UTC in Let's talk crypto.

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2016-04-01 at 3:15 AM UTC in IP Protocols

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

1. it'll be more difficult than you think, but good luck - calculating header hashes etc. is not fun
2. lanny - I've always though about the possibility of writing a more efficient version of the TCP protocol; less overheads etc. for faster transmission and lower latency. would be interesting even if nothing more than a thought exercise

2016-04-01 at 3:06 AM UTC in anyone code in asp.net?

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apparently I got picked out as a gigantic faggot because now I have to learn how to use it.

anyone who's familiar, what do you think of the language?

2016-04-01 at 1:57 AM UTC in Why do some people from the north make generalizations about the south

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hah, I can see Bill Krozby getting frustrated because he repeatedly tries to clean the oven without turning it off first

2016-04-01 at 1:44 AM UTC in I just saw a black man

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'stronger than most'

'really good at pulling a plow'

2016-04-01 at 1:33 AM UTC in Anyone here like crows?

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I've never eaten one, but I am very impressed with their problemsolving ability (apparently the new caledonean variety are the super-intelligent ones).

see:

2016-04-01 at 1:28 AM UTC in Does anyone else here cuckhold the neighborhood pigs?

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A lot of people here do, I popularized the words "cuck" and "slampig" on this site

FACT

for real, do you have some sort of retardation or learning disability? if you tell me, I could try to treat it with some sensitivity and it'd stop me from cringing so hard every time I see you post

2016-03-31 at 8:50 AM UTC in Is traveling/sightseeing basically pointless?

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everything's basically pointless

2016-03-31 at 8:49 AM UTC in Does anyone else here cuckhold the neighborhood pigs?

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smalpigs

that's a pretty good typo if you aren't, indeed, dyslexic

2016-03-31 at 7:27 AM UTC in Does anyone else here cuckhold the neighborhood pigs?

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does anybody else try to shoehorn a buzzword you just learned into every post? also fuck that article - when did answering focus marketing questions before you can read become a thing?

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