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2016-12-16 at 4:38 AM UTC in Syrian women make 'thank-you' calendar to be given to Russian servicemenI think a revolution theme is something they won't be interested in for quite a while
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2016-12-16 at 4:36 AM UTC in How to be less depressed
Originally posted by mmQ Wake up at 4am, take a nice hot shower, grab a cluster of bananas, and go for a 12 hour walk. Come home, take another hot shower, and hit the sack. Repeat for the remainder of your life.
so do you take the bananas with you for the rest of the day? what do you do with them when you get home? I tried this but I think you forgot an instruction because after 5 days I had too many bananas to carry and some were starting to smell -
2016-12-16 at 4:22 AM UTC in Syrian women make 'thank-you' calendar to be given to Russian servicemen
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2016-12-16 at 4:18 AM UTC in Would you go to church for a girl?not regularly
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2016-12-16 at 3:55 AM UTC in Valium made me feel better than oxy.lucky you.
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2016-12-16 at 3:55 AM UTC in Is cannibalism the easiest immoral deed to refute?
Originally posted by Actor Drinking breast milk probably easiest.
who considers that immoral though? -
2016-12-16 at 3:36 AM UTC in Cringe poetry thread Deus ex Cringia edition.
Originally posted by Sophie >Give me coke and give me molly fuck a Parrot name it Polly
Lmao.
Wake up
See bitch
Mouth drops
"Fuck this"
Run out
No "bye"
Call friend
No doubts
Deep sigh
Get high
Feel fine
Maybe
Next time
read that to the tune of blink 182 - all the small things -
2016-12-16 at 3:06 AM UTC in FUCK JEFF HUNTER
Originally posted by -SpectraL TheDamagedOne
I always read this as The Damage Done
my world is collapsing -
2016-12-16 at 1:52 AM UTC in Oh boy. 1 billion user accounts compromised in latest Yahoo hack.lel
serves them right for using yahoo though; I wasn't aware they still existed
fuck I remember those old yahooligans ads -
2016-12-16 at 1:28 AM UTC in I got my ears pierced today.lol fag
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2016-12-16 at 1:27 AM UTC in DOES FAPPING TO XTREME PORN????MAYBE ????
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2016-12-16 at 1:25 AM UTC in Got a better paying job
Originally posted by blackbird I’m also immortal in my reality, so I can’t, sorry. :P
get drunk and burn your castle down
also congrats Bill Krozby -
2016-12-16 at 1:19 AM UTC in Mosul-Raqqa, or What the Fuck is the US Up To Nowlol, right so far. the 4000 ISIS militants who managed to retake Palmyra were redirected from Mosul - the reason they were able to make it so far undetected was they split into groups of 50 or so, each disguised as civilians or soldiers and separately made their way to the staging area.
the reason they chose Palmyra, apart from the symbolism of taking back a city that the SAA confiscated from them, was because there are significant weapons stockpiles there - the SAA were using it as a supply depot. -
2016-12-15 at 7:31 AM UTC in You guys are lackin'
Originally posted by Ajax Upboat = upvote, I presume. Upvote is where you assign rewards credits to a post, which in turn is an act of voting, so that it will appear higher or ahead of other posts that lack similar merit. In this case, the rewards credit is Thanks.
Could be talking out my ass though.
answer I was looking for was 'not much, what's up with you' -
2016-12-15 at 5:22 AM UTC in Walking up behind a girl and ejaculating in her hairdunno, heard a guy did it in a centrelink office and he just got thrown out though
pretend you're retarded and you'll be fine -
2016-12-15 at 4:33 AM UTC in Words you wish existed
Originally posted by Lanny "slunt" it's a combination of cunt and slut. I've used the word slunt in my internal monologue at least daily for years but I don't think I've ever had the chance to say it to someone out loud. Life is full of little disappointments.
hah, I used to use 'twunt' -
2016-12-15 at 4:05 AM UTC in What if I become a serial flasher when i'm an man?
Originally posted by blackbird Public nudity will probably be legal by then, so nobody would care.
unless you're in a sharia zone -
2016-12-15 at 3:24 AM UTC in How fast can you type?
Originally posted by Malice Hmm, interesting, seems to be this despite typing very little, comparatively, and literally never bothering to learn how to formally type (seem to have naturally adapted a hybrid style where I only use the first three digits, starting with the thumb, of my left hand and 2 on my right. This seemed to arise naturally from innate pattern recognition ability.
I wonder how I would perform at full power. 100wpm feels like it would be at full reach. I remember that a long time, like over a decade, I was trolling lesbian chatrooms and noticed a drastic and very rapid rise in my typing speed from that. Chatrooms/desktop IM are a great way to practice/become accustomed to rapid typing.
Actually, you may just be a surprisingly slow typer. Although, I did post some study results a while back demonstrating that the average typing speed of people, even those employed in occupations where there is a lot of typing involved, really aren't very fast at all.
depends on what specifically you're talking about - developers like Lanny for example don't really benefit from SANIC SPEEDS because you're not generally typing massive walls of text in one go; you'll be writing/rewriting/analysing on a line-by-line or even word-by-word basis -
2016-12-15 at 3:20 AM UTC in betabay
Originally posted by mmQ Lol
I thought maybe…MAYBE you misspelled Hmong and was wondering why they'd get shut down for that.
<3 turtles
hah, as far as I know it's not currently illegal to be Lao -
2016-12-15 at 2:51 AM UTC in FUCK JEFF HUNTER
Originally posted by yum This screenshot of a screenshot is pure turnip truckery
'turnip truckery'
didn't warweed go to jail for trying to sell guns or something on SR
