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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DontTellEm LOL. Smh 😂

    I don't remember who it was, might've been bradley or IWD

    they did some meth, then with nothing else to do went on a 12 hour wankathon

    their mother got up for work, found them rolling around the floor jerking off and threw a towel on them, their excuse being "I'M EXERCISING MOM! I'M TRYING TO GET INTO SHAPE"
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    All is right with the world
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley How much masturbation is too much masturbation in an adult male at 27 years of age in average health.

    When your mom comes in and throws a towel on you and you insist to're just trying to get in shape
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    nil
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie You need to get that sorted bro. I'll be mad if you die.

    check out element lol
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I rgink I lost way too much blood
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Data Australians have no room to speak lol. You live in Murdochville. Can't even get gay marijuana there

    murdoch has less real power than you might thing

    legalise meth and we can talk, I don't really care for marj as a drug and I especially don't care for the culture
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    turbo rude
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra

    do you believe in futures?
    because now the is no more
    I believe in blood



    I believe in blood
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there is blood everywhere

    gonna see if
    i can fill a gatorade bottle
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Gluing your fingers together to swim with more higher thrust

    I actuall knew a guy with webber fingers and toes, apparenlty it's not that uncommon.

    We was a real good swimmer
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Election 2020: Weekend at Bernies
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    stapling your sternum to your chin so you your neck is never vulnerable
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    strip mining
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra ornforn builvlboards you could wear a high, - vis jacket and appear to hose down and clear builboards,

    what I meant to say was you could put on a high-vis vest and use a spray cleaner to cover the billboard with a flammable gel, allowing you to laser it at a later date
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ornforn builvlboards you could wear a high, - vis jacket and appear to hose down and clear builboards,
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no I just mean to burn those gay/tranny flags off the posts at 4am from like 200m away
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    all of it

    I recently had to drive to Darlinghurst and there were rainbows everywher, I literally couldn't turn my head without seeing a bunch of them. Rainbow fatigue.

    I've considered getting a Chinese laser cutter module, refocusing it and building a power supply to fry things at. A distance
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    joementia
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