Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-02-19 at 10:06 PM UTC in This is the only good thing about me being a virgin, aside from the religious p.o.v.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock magnum condoms are a myth
   
   im not bragging, but i have a big dick, according to every chick ive ever stuck it in, and any size condom fits just fine and i literally cant tell the difference between any of them

   
   Yeah, Magnums are only slightly larger than average. I recently read an article and the Trojan company guy claimed that it’s actually the same as a regular-sized condom at the base, so it’s just marketing.
   
   If you’re able to wear any condom, congrats. I’ve seen other guys claim the same thing too. But now I realize they’re full of crap. They’re probably measuring wrong or something.
2. 2024-02-19 at 10 PM UTC in This is the only good thing about me being a virgin, aside from the religious p.o.v.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost I got my ex pregnant but we broke up not long after she had the kid, I never signed any paperwork and she was too retarded to raise it on her own.
   
   There could be others out there. I have been preyed upon for my baby juice a few times, be careful around those women they will try to steal your DNA, make you sign papers and then run away

   
   Ghost daddy.
3. 2024-02-17 at 7:46 PM UTC in This is the only good thing about me being a virgin, aside from the religious p.o.v.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost I haven't worn one since I was a teenager, I fucked all my exes bareback and came in their pussies, or fucked them in the ass.

   
   How many children have you fathered, Ghost?
4. 2024-02-17 at 7:46 PM UTC in This is the only good thing about me being a virgin, aside from the religious p.o.v.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by A College Professor thats whatsup. yeah man condoms are a trip dog. you can always do the mummy-wrap if you cant get the right size ones

   
   Or I can stay a virgin! Yay.
5. 2024-02-17 at 7:41 PM UTC in This is the only good thing about me being a virgin, aside from the religious p.o.v.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Unfortunately, I am in the Netherlands. But if I was anywhere near, I'd join you -- I'd put on some j-rock as well.
6. 2024-02-17 at 7:38 PM UTC in This is the only good thing about me being a virgin, aside from the religious p.o.v.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   My friend gave me some condoms to try out. Curiosity got the best of me, so I went home and I tried them on. They were 53 mm in nominal width. I was too scared to put them on because I thought I'd hurt myself while doing it since I really had to stretch them out. When I finally had it on, I could barely roll it down halfway. In the meantime, I went soft because the condom was choking the hell out of my dude down there. Even a vein started showing up because of how constricted it was for me. Taking it off was a painful process as well. Kinda glad I don't have to deal with condoms, finding the right size will be a pain in the ass as well.. being a virgin has its blessings sometimes.
7. 2024-02-17 at 7:35 PM UTC in This is the only good thing about me being a virgin, aside from the religious p.o.v.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Condoms. Regular-sized condoms are 52 or 53 mm in nominal width, depending on the brand. Magnums are 54 mm and Magnums XLs are 56 mm. The largest condoms that they sell here are Durex XXLs but they are 60 mm. In order words, I'd have to order them online because the ones in stores are too small.
8. 2024-02-17 at 7:20 PM UTC in 🎮 🆕 Video Game News 🕹️ 🗞️
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Shucks. :(
9. 2024-02-17 at 7:17 PM UTC in Welcome to the diversity bus
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   No offense Wariat, but we know you like your porn.
10. 2024-02-17 at 7:17 PM UTC in Welcome to the diversity bus
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ner vegas doesn't help that it's wariat posting it

    
    Also, this.
11. 2024-02-17 at 7:17 PM UTC in Welcome to the diversity bus
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by maddie everytime i see x.com i automatically assume a porn site for a hot sec.

    
    I thought the same thing.
12. 2024-02-17 at 7:15 PM UTC in Why are they all fucking like this?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah Muslims aren't Trinitarian which means they are wrong
    
    God is obviously a triangle
    
    

    
    So newfags can't be xtians.
13. 2024-02-17 at 7:14 PM UTC in 🎮 🆕 Video Game News 🕹️ 🗞️
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Wake me up when they release remastered N64 games.
14. 2024-02-17 at 7:13 PM UTC in Fona goes to Brown Town 🥾💩 ❤️‍🔥
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Wagu? Don't you mean wagyu?
15. 2024-02-17 at 7:12 PM UTC in Why are they all fucking like this?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Technically speaking, both the term "Muslims" and "Muhammedans" make zero sense in reality. That's why I prefer to use the term "Islamic."
16. 2024-02-17 at 7:11 PM UTC in Why are they all fucking like this?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I do prefer it over the term Muslim, but only because we aren't deserving of the title. It means "one who submits to God," in other words, one who is without sins. Not applicable to any of us.
17. 2024-02-17 at 7:10 PM UTC in Why are they all fucking like this?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by infinityshock its the proper word for what modern retards call muslims

    
    It's not a proper word. It implies we worship Muhammad (peace be upon him), which we don't. We only worship God.
    
    The term makes no sense.
18. 2024-02-17 at 7:09 PM UTC in The rejection thread.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Being on the receiving end of rejections is a male thing.
19. 2024-02-17 at 7:08 PM UTC in ASL?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Of course, I know what A/S/L means.
20. 2024-02-17 at 7:08 PM UTC in ASL?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    28/M/The Netherlands