Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-03-12 at 2:56 PM UTC in Biggest douche of the 2020s
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina try dalit tube

   
   I like how the term "Dalit" has caught on outside of the forum I moderate.
2. 2024-03-12 at 2:55 PM UTC in I lost my bank card at the supermarket today
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost

   
   Based.
3. 2024-03-12 at 2:54 PM UTC in I lost my bank card at the supermarket today
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley u really helped me Michael Meyers I was getting groceries yesterday and when I was done paying I still had my card in my hand and I thought, WOW THIS IS HOW MICHAEL MEYERS LOST HIS CARD so I put it away

   
   Wise people learn from their own mistakes. But a genius is one who learns from other people's mistakes. I'm glad I was able to have a positive impact on your life, beyond the digital gates of NiS. Yeah, next time I take out my card, once/if I have a new one, it will be during check-out only. I've learned my lesson.
4. 2024-03-12 at 2:52 PM UTC in I lost my bank card at the supermarket today
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by CandyRein Any updates on the situation..I hope that it’s been rectified

   
   

   Originally posted by CandyRein Pardon me ..*rectumfied

   
   I haven't been to the supermarket since then, but unfortunately, the store is designed in such a way that once it's somewhere under the shelves, the chances of finding it is slim to none.
5. 2024-03-12 at 2:50 PM UTC in Happy Ramadan!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Me, personally? I don't care for the Palestine-Israel conflict, to be honest. Unless I have a Palestinian wife or an Israeli wife, but I "ain't got no bitches," as the cool kids say.
6. 2024-03-12 at 2:49 PM UTC in Happy Ramadan!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Thank you, Bradley and Ghost!
   
   Ramadan is probably my favorite month of the year.
   
   And Bradley, yes -- Islamic people like it especially when non-Islamic people support Palestine.
   
   That's how you get goodie points with them.
   
   And no, I won't secretly snack in-between the hours of sunrise and sunset.
   
   The days aren't even long this time around, we fast from 5 am until 6 pm. That's do-able. Well, 6:45 pm, but you get my point.
   
   Also, we don't shower with stones. We shower the same way that everyone else does.
7. 2024-03-12 at 2:46 PM UTC in I have been awake for 33 hours now
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   What a cruel joke. Even after being sleep-deprived and having had a long day, I didn't even get more than 5 hours' worth of sleep.
8. 2024-03-12 at 2:46 PM UTC in I have been awake for 33 hours now
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I slept for a grand total of........
   
   *drum roll*
   
   5 hours\!
9. 2024-03-12 at 2:46 PM UTC in I have been awake for 33 hours now
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I finally slept after 36 hours of being awake.
10. 2024-03-12 at 2:45 PM UTC in I have been awake for 33 hours now
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    :D
11. 2024-03-12 at 2:08 AM UTC in Horrific Ukrainian Cunt (not GG)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump The new Ukrainian Girl.
    
    Like I took her to a nearby castle/hotel, and she's just like "oh yes, when I marry my Irish man this is where will get married".
    
    She's about 58, but I'm not going to hate.
    
    We go to a nearby rural town full of single men.
    
    "well, will you have a pint, or skip right to the liquor"
    
    Oh no, she wants green tea and honey.
    
    And so does GG apparently.
    
    Just like Kafka, she can actually be mad on a night out fun when plastered. But this is not going to be that night.
    
    *extremely protestant night out*
    
    We supped tea. We felt miserable. We went home stone sober and at no risk of a drink driving whatever.
    
    No one had any fun that night, I can assure you.

    
    >girl
    >58 year old
    
    Pick one.
12. 2024-03-12 at 2:05 AM UTC in I have been awake for 33 hours now
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Shout out to Bradley because he and I messaged a couple of hours ago.
13. 2024-03-12 at 2:04 AM UTC in I have been awake for 33 hours now
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Two more hours or so left to go before I can finally sleep. It was a long day, to say the least.
14. 2024-03-08 at 10:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by CandyRein I never heard of a show with a soundtrack only movies ..
    
    But I love a good sitcom theme song ..
    
    If it’s a show I love I know every word

    
    It’s just an instrumental track that they play during the intro but I dig it. But I was listening to the full track rather than the edited tv version. They also feature a song at the end of each episode. By the way, Pakistani tv shows have a soundtrack to each show as well, with a vocalist or sometimes more. Then they also record another version of it and throughout the show, they play the soundtrack. I really like it a lot, I haven’t seen any other countries’ tv shows do this.
15. 2024-03-08 at 10:18 PM UTC in Make my subway order
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley yeah this guy is on bullshit and I don't like it, I expected to see a motherfucking saucewich

    
    He made you look bad, too! Let’s teach him a lesson.
16. 2024-03-08 at 10:17 PM UTC in sexualization I games analyzed
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I remember playing the Nintendo 64 as a prepubescent boy and there was this part for some reason I found that interesting with an exciting twist to it. Not that I got all jumpy and whatnot, but I think that’s the closest I felt to being horny without being horny. I have not seen anyone else mention it.
17. 2024-03-08 at 3:58 AM UTC in Make my subway order
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Also, Bradley -- you lied, King didn't post the video.
18. 2024-03-08 at 3:58 AM UTC in Make my subway order
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs This indian chick making my sub sneezed into her hand then made my steakwhich!
    
    Average indian person hygeine

    
    You thought those street-shitters have the ability to be even remotely hygienic?
19. 2024-03-08 at 3:50 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm listening to the soundtrack title of a 2013 Japanese tv show.
20. 2024-03-06 at 9:47 PM UTC in I lost my bank card at the supermarket today
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh yeah, when I was holding the broom that the kid brought me, some white guy asked me "Hi, do you know where I can find..." and I interrupted him and said "I don't work here" with a smile on my face, and I continued "the people that work here have a uniform on with the logo of this store" and he said "My bad," I said "No problem!" That was funny. Especially because I was rocking my kameez.