Originally posted by Sophie
Tell me which language or framework you will be using and i will tell you how utterly inadequate your understanding of said language or framework is. And if you'll allow me, i will post a couple of examples to really hammer the point home.
You've inspired me to kidnap an English teacher and rape her continuously while shouting out puns like this time I'm really gonna hammer it in and this time in gonna drill the shit out of you
But they arent puns and in smashing her vagina with a hammer and forcing a drill into her asshole as she tries to shit.
I'm gonna nail you.
Yes I pound a bunch of nails into her upper body and face.
I'm gonna split you in half.
I carve her body down the middle and have weird sex with her half vagina things.
I'm gonna take you to plow town.
I take her to a town called plow town.
Etc.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Nuclear energy isn't clean energy…spent fuel rods tend to be a "what the fuck do we do with them" problem and dirty things up.
Lol wat? They literally just store it in thick shielding till it loses radioactivity. It doesn't 'dirty things up.'
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I AM SO GLAD TO SEE THIS IS TOTSE BACKGROUND SO YOU MUST BE THE REAL LANNY FROM ZOK. THIS IS SHITMESS. I TRIED LOOKING FOR ZOK ON REDDIT.
SO IM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE I REALLY FUCKED UP.
HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED. MY WIFE WHO I MET AT COLLEGE 6 YEARS AGO AND WE GOT MARRIED. WE GOT IN A FIGHT AND SHE SAID SHE WAS MOVING IN WITH HER SISTER BUT SHE WENT TO HER MOMS INSTEAD.
WE ONLY GOT MARRIED JUST 5 MONTHS AGO IN OHIO AND SHE STARTED CHEATING ON ME WITH HER EX BOYFRIEND FOR I DONT KNOW HOW LONG BUT SHE TOLD ME ON THURSDAY AND I SLEPT ON THE COUCH AND SHE LEFT TELLING ME SHE WANTED A DIVORCE. ON FRIDAY I WAS REALLY DRUNK (LAST FRIDAY NIGHT) AND TOLD PEOPLE ON THIS CHAT SITE THAT I WAS GOING TO KILL HER WITH BLUNT FORCE BY SMASHING HER SKULL IN THEN I WAS GOING TO CUT HIS FUCKING DICK OFF. I WAS JUST DRUNK POSTING THIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. I THINK EVEN REDDIT OR 4CHAN OR BOTH. I REMEMBER DOING IT AS A JOKE AT FIRST AND LAUGHING ON THE CHAT STREAM BUT THEN I GOT DRUNKER AND ANGRIER. JUST SHIT TALKING. I NEVER MEANT ANY OF THIS. FUCK WHERE IS ZOK. DOES SOMEONE HAVE ZOKS NUMBER? PLEASE. GIVE IT TO ME
ANYWAYS MY MOTHER GOT A CALL BY THE POLICE LATER ON AND I WAS CHECKED INTO THIS MOTEL WHICH I DIDNT HAVE A CREDIT CARD SO I GAVE THE GUY 200 AS A DEPOSIT AND PAY 60 BUCKS A DAY FOR A ROOM. I GUESS THEY DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS BUT WHEN MY MOM CALLED ME I SPLIT. THE REASON I SPLIT THIS MOTEL IS SHE SAID THAT THE CORONER STATED THE HEAD TRAUMA WASNT FROM THE STEERING WHEEL IN THE CRASH BUT HAPPENED HOURS PRIOR AND SHE WAS PLACED IN THE CAR. MY MOM KNEW OF THE BOYFRIEND AND TOLD THEM, THEY SAID THEY COULDN´T FIND HIM AND THEN ON MONDAY THEY FOUND HIM DEAD IN A DITCH. I HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN HIDING OUT IN LIBRARY AND COFFEE SHOPS. I MIGHT SPLIT TO IOWA BECAUSE I HAVE A FRIEND DOWN THERE BUT I WAS THINKING OF CROSSING INTO CANADA SINCE ITS EASY ALONG MONTANA DEEP IN THE MOUNTAIN AREA. IM REALLY SCARED. IM RIDING A MOTORCYCLE AND ITS FUCKING COLD. I BEEN SLEEPING IN PORTABLE TOILET STALLS TO KEEP OUT OF THE RAIN AND SOME SLEET.
I AM CONFUSED WITH YOUR PM THING. I COULDNT FIND PLEASE. ALSO THIS WILL SHOW IM MAKING DUE DELIGENCE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I DID NOT MURDER THEM. I AM SHAKING SO BAD I AM HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING THIS. FUCKING PLEASE. LANNY. PM ME. OR HAVE ZOK PM ME. PLEASE. FUCKING PLEASE. I BEEN THROWING UP SOME BLOOD FROM MY ULCER. FUCKING HELP ME. PLEASE. IǗ ALREADY CROSSED INTO INDIANA. BUT IM THINKING OF GOING ALL THE WAY TO NORTH DAKOTA OR MONTANA AND CROSS UP INTO CANADA. THANKFULY THIS ISNT ZOKLET BECAUSE AT LEAST THE FEDS WONT BE WATCHING A SMALL BBS LIKE THIS
CIAO HOMIE
SO ON SUNDAY MY MOM CALLED ME AND SAID THAT SHE WAS FOUND IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIED ON THE SPOTFROM BRAIN DAMAGE FROM BLUNT FORCE
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Pretending to be a computer person has taught him to think before reacting. It goes against is base Mexican nature but will result in more informed choices being made in his life. We are all better for it
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This community has been a part of my life for quite some time and has helped me in too many ways to count. As much as we shit talk aLanda we should be grateful that he has kept this place going and never folded under the pressure. If him and Frala get married I'm going to send a bouquet of flowers shaped like dicks.
Thank you I Love you all because your words on my screen have manifested in my mind in a way that is usually comforting to me and thus we have similarities.
This place has grown into something that cannot be filled very easily. It's hard to explain to people and I wish more people could understand.
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You know not a lot of places make me feel welcome and engage me in a way that means a lot. I'm never lonely if i can connect to the internet. I really don't ike the pedophilism here but i have come to accept it, the way your mom accepted that wart on her clit was actually you when it fell off and started posting on here
God bless u, unless u dont believe in God, at which point, May Malice Bless you.
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One day when little Oct was 11 year old, some of the older and less posh lads (as they say in jolly ol England) called young Oct a silly jabberwocky. Well this slight left young Oct quite tongue tied to the point of bursting into tears and running home with his knickers in a knot. Upon his arrival, he constructed a doll of the boy he had been most upset by and enacted the scene again, but with this time Oct besting him and the older lads becoming subservient. He continued to use the doll all through high school, occasionally having sexual relations with it until it became pregnant and he had to slam its head in the door then bury it in the garden.
The point of this story is that since Oct killed his effigy doll, he has been unable to find a suitable outlet for his social frustrations
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Originally posted by Sophie
If i come over for Christmas will you get me a gun as a present? Also, how does it work with guns and flying over there. Do you just declare your weapon with your luggage? And get it back when you go pick it up at your destination?
basically, the best way to fly is with a gun. You use a large metal box as luggage, and since youre declaring a firearm, all checks of the luggage are done with you standing there and watching; and you are allowed to use a non-TSA lock, so you can use one that is very hard to pick.
Wanna know more about why its good to fly with guns, theres a short lecture about it you can watch here:
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