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2016-12-18 at 10:50 AM UTC in The General Theory of Kek ActivityThe General Theory of Kek Activity
Chapter 1 Establishing Kek Energy
1.1 Dubs Quotients
Through your shitposting experience and dalliance in chan culture it is assured you have passing familiarity with what are called "Dubs". If not dubs are simply posts ending in the same two digits. For the sake of simplicity we will only discuss dubs as posts ending in repeating digits. We will save factors such as trips quads quints and so forth for a later chapter. For the moment we can begin our study with introduction to The Dubs quotient (Dq) of a thread can be formulated by simply dividing the number of posts with repeating digits D, by the number of posts in the thread P.
Equation 1
Dq=D/P
1.2 Dubs Energy
Dubs energy (De). De of a given thread is simply the presence of Dubs in a given thread. De can be measured as follows:
Equation 2
De=(D*R)/P
Where D is the number of posts ending in repeating digits, R is the number of posts replying to posts ending in repeating digits end is repeating digits and of course P the number of total posts. By adding the variable of replies ending in Dubs we are able to find the Dubs energy the thread has accumulated.
1.3 Establishing Kek Energy
Building off the above equations one can establish the Kek energy (Ke) of a thread. We begin with establishing the Ki which is the number of posts (P) minus the number of times Kek is invoked (K) in that thread.
Equation 3:
Ki=P-K
Ki is the starting point of the study of Kek Energy because it is believed in order to summon Ke you need to invoke Kek and that is precicely what Ki does. We must also establish the Kek quotient (Kq) of a thread which is the number of times a post ending in repeating digits invokes Kek. It is found by finding the Dq of the thread as per equation 1. Since Kek is said to speak through repeating digits we can say in reference to a Kek thread and D is DKi or a digit kek invokes and so the Dq is an accurate reflection of how powerful the Ki of the thread is and so we divide this by number of Ki.
Equation 4:
Kq=Ki/Dq
After Ki and Kq are established we must determine the value of Kr. This is the number of instances where a post ending in repeating digits replies to a post ending in repeating digits. Essentially Kr is a count of instances where Kek replies to Kek. With the Kr we can now determine the Ke of a given thread.
Ke is established by multiplying the Ki the Kq and the Kr and dividing it by the total number of posts in the thread. This is a rudimentary method of establishing a basic Ke as we have not gone to deal with the effects of specific repeating digits it covers everything necessary to establish how present Kek energy is in a given thread. Specifically Ke is the number of invocations multiplied by the Kek quotient multiplied by the number of times Kek responds to a Kek post. This number is then divided by the number of total posts and the Ke is obtained.
Equation 5:
Ke=(Ki*Kq*Kr)/P
This is the basis of study for Kek Activity.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-18 at 7:12 AM UTC in why are white people so nerdy?Nerdyness is a sign of intelligence.
You never see nerdy negros. And if by some chance you do find a negro who truly is a nerd they will have been totally rejected by their negro peers for their nerdyness and the intelligence perceived because of it.
You do not see this problem with whites. And while there are highschool tropes of nerdy kids being beat up it is not nearly as severe as the isolation and aggression their negro counterparts encounter.
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2016-12-17 at 9:09 AM UTC in Vegans."If you don't take on faith that I know what I'm talking about, I won't pander to you by demonstrating I know what I'm talking about"
lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-17 at 9:05 AM UTC in Vegans.lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-17 at 8:59 AM UTC in Vegans.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby It doesn't render me impotent to, I just know you think I wouldn't be able to render a coherent response, so why should I have to pander to someone who thinks so low of me? If I did I wouldn't get anything out of it.
you're being a whiny baby
go cry harder somewhere else this isn't your safe space fagit
See Bill Krozby, every time you respond without even hinting at a cursory knowledge of the subject you claim to have spent years studying only underlines my point that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You've spent more time trying to talk shit than it would have to just tell us something about Nietzsche that you picked up over your years of intense study. "Not pandering" to me lol, more like dodging a simple question because you don't know what to say. If you really wanted to not pander to me you'd answer the question in a semi-intelligent way and make me look like a fool for doubting you. But you won't, because you can't, because you're a liar so dumb you find it easier to lie about what you know instead of making the effort to crack a book every now and then.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-16 at 2:30 PM UTC in I want to write a novel
Originally posted by ArmsMerchant Books are for nerds. Write a script for a movie instead. Or an anime.
writing scripts for movies and animes are for nerds, betas and phaggotts adn especialy beta nerd phaggotts.
real men buy glock 19s, go to their favorite mall, and jihards. ji-fucking-hards !!!!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-16 at 1:56 PM UTC in How to start a cult?I would start with some youtube videos. Make long youtube videos with lots of mystical imagery and total bullshit about aliens and shit. Eventually you'll get some followers and people who will message you and want to talk about things and you can form relationships with a bunch of them and then start holding meetups where you dose them with a combination of LSD and really high quality meth in some sort of religious communion ritual (but you don't tell them it's meth and acid, you just tell them it's alien jesus communion or whatever.) Then set up a house where they all live and listen to you for their crystal meth communion shots.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-16 at 8:22 AM UTC in Would you go to church for a girl?Tell her you wanna rededicate your life to Christ and get baptized. Hide one of these bad boys under your shirt before you do it:
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2016-12-16 at 5:11 AM UTC in How to start a cult?online for the ps3? and if ppl are playing it?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-16 at 4:28 AM UTC in How to be less depressed
Originally posted by Sophie Holy shit, Zanick is that the real you? Where are all you OG totse/zoklet people coming from all of a sudden.
It's really me. I've been figuring some shit out, but I'm back, at least for now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-16 at 3:49 AM UTC in Cringe poetry thread Deus ex Cringia edition.Fucc boi.
Cringe pot.
Gay sex.
Why not?
My seed.
Your butt.
Take it.
Dumb slut.
Sweat beads.
Raw heat.
Passion.
My treat.
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2016-12-16 at 3:34 AM UTC in Oh boy. 1 billion user accounts compromised in latest Yahoo hack.
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2016-12-16 at 3:16 AM UTC in Cringe poetry thread Deus ex Cringia edition.Eagles next lies majestic upon the willow tree horizon
Frozen tundra gleaming brightly foundation for the bison
Totem poles, adobe huts, sacrilegious whores
Find a sweat lodge cleanse my sins release them from my pores
To follow the lamb is to find destiny not for the men but for the mice, rice patties and shallow graves hold the lives of fallen slaves and I am sad will not behave must rise again so free so brave. Give me coke and give me molly fuck a Parrot name it Polly turtle doves and broken wings the dragon breathes the jester sings I fall I rise I live I die that oral sex with apple pieThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-16 at 2:50 AM UTC in KK is such an interesting person.Sophie Sophie bread so loafy how does your yeast rise?
*resounding BOOS*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-16 at 12:53 AM UTC in Twitpy, my first python script, a twitter bot.I don't think this does what you think it does:
if not input:
`input` is a builtin function so "not input" will never evaluate true. You might want `if not times:` instead.
except KeyError: 'text'
It's generally considered a bad practice to catch an exception and do nothing with it, but if you do have some code branch where you just need a statement to satisfy the parser python has the `pass` statement which is a noop.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-15 at 11:52 PM UTC in Would you ever have the balls to do pcp?
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Going unprepared is a waste of precious life though. They took my phone/internet access so I was stuck with books. Next time I'm gonna smuggle in a G of meth and treat it like a vacation.
Sploos idea of using the board games there and all the pieces and stuff you can invent your own game. More research needs to be done on this though.
Going there and losing my phone also meant I couldn't use the phone there to talk to people, and the phone book didn't have my city in there so I had no idea how to contact anyone.
I kept pressing 0 and trying to get the number from the automated response thing but I was coming off meth and doped up on benzos so it took me like 2 days.
It just made me doubt my own sanity. I checked into a hospital for a heart murmer and ended up stuck in a psych ward one town over for 2 weeks because I mentioned something about not sleeping or eating in a week.
I lost my Job and ended up exploding a house one year later… How the fuck was that supposed to help me???
Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2016-12-15T23:35:09.759787+00:00
psych ward survival guide for people who give no fucks:
try to get prescribed 5+ different medications over your stay to numb you out. they won't get you high but you'll be in an altered state of consciousness where you can't feel pain and with some you'll get mildy euphoric.
get someone to bring you games like a rubix, zobrist cube, books of crosswords and other puzzles, and some printouts of shit you wanna learn
fuck with the weak people
always get seconds of food and take advantage of the varied meals
always oversleep and buy as many snacks as possible
so basically get high on meds, play games the whole time, assert your dominance and enjoy the food + housingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-15 at 8:49 PM UTC in Twitpy, my first python script, a twitter bot.
Originally posted by Sophie Not bad, not bad at all. This hurts my eyeballs so please don't do it though.
multiple = str(raw_input("Perform multiple actions, or just like tweet.. I.e: favourite, retweet. [y/n]"))
Refractor to:
multiple = raw_input("Question: Y/n: ")
For option parsing you don't have to do all this string comparing magic, that's over thinking it. Instead do this:
import sys
choice = raw_input("Retry? Y/n: ")
if "y" in choice:
print "\nRetrying"
Do_Something()
elif "n" in choice:
print "\nQuitting"
sys.exit(0) # This can be whatever.
else:
print "\nUnhandled option, quitting"
sys.exit(0) # Again just adding to fill space
Reason my print statement is different than your is because i write Python 2.7 but the principles carry over. 3.x is cancer IMO but whatever.
Also what does `try/except KeyError: 'text'` do?
Oh wut.
You ahve a print statements like: print("Cannot be empty") and later on one in your exception handling like: print 'liked '.
Can't have it both ways nigga'.
I would also advise you to always print strings with double quotes.
Is your program cross compatible over 2.7 and 3.x? If not please use a shebang line for us Linux users.
#!/usr/bin/env python2.7
Or your version.
But i am one to talk for i sin against the Gods of Linux on a regular basis, it's just best practice, same as with asterisk imports. I know you don't have them so good on you for that.
All in all for your first python program pretty decent.
multiple = str(raw_input("Perform multiple actions, or just like tweet.. I.e: favourite, retweet. [y/n]"))
I was trying to stop them putting in an integer, but I already had a if multiple in... so I agree, that wasn't needed.Also what does `try/except KeyError: 'text'` do?
Handles the tweepy/twitter error.You ahve a print statements like: print("Cannot be empty") and later on one in your exception handling like: print 'liked '.
Can't have it both ways nigga'.
lol. First one is to say their input cannot be empty when selecting if they want to favorite and retweet [y], and the print later on is to print out what status they have liked on twitterI would also advise you to always print strings with double quotes.
Don't tell me what to do nigger lolIs your program cross compatible over 2.7 and 3.x? If not please use a shebang line for us Linux users.
I dunno lol I use sublime and run ctrl+b to build, dunno how to test it in 3x
Thanks for the tips.
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2016-12-15 at 6:31 PM UTC in Vegans.
Originally posted by Sophie You're a good goy and i think the only person on this website that tries to live by some set of principles and a pretty solid theory of ethics. Well anyway, i was wondering. How about say, instead of buying a steak at the local grocery store, you hunt for your meat. Given you're a decent shot, you would basically eliminate suffering, why? 1. Because the animal has had a good life living in the wild. 2. A clean shot kills fast without a lot of suffering, especially a head shot.
Yeah, I mean I don't think there are any wild cows but hunting deer or something is certainly immensely better than industrial farming. Obviously you couldn't replace the national level of meat consumption with humanely produced meat purely due to economic factors. I guess there's some ambiguity around if curtailing a natural life is wrong, even if it's done painlessly. Painlessly killing a person doesn't make it right but it's common to hear discussion of "interests", like your desire to accomplish goals and stuff, as being the thing that makes murder wrong and maybe this faculty is absent in animals and personally I'm kind of on the fence there but I think it's clear that anyone making the move from eating farm raised animals to more humanely generated meat is making a major reduction in the level of suffering necessary to support their lifestyle.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-15 at 8:56 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ Now THIS GUY, Malice, THIS GUY is someone who literal provides NOTHING to the world and we'd be genuinely better off without him. He has zero value. Hacking up shit, coughing, dry heaving, puking, jacking off, moaning, all day long. Nothing else. I can't imagine a girl would ever be interested in something so fucking gross and undesirable.
You don't understand, his life is perfectly optimized.
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2016-12-15 at 5:01 AM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.Oh girls go wild for a good singer especially when he's good looking. I don't think that's anything new. I used to sing solos in a church choir and I'd have bitches dropping their sopping wet panties for me after the service was over. Just a festival on the altar of sucking and fucking, rippin' and tearin', swangin' and bangin'. We'd get trashed on the blood of Christ blaspheme the Holy Spirit to all HELL. Cutting each other up, smearing our wounds into one another, defecating on the crucifix and rolling MEGA CONES from the Bible pages. Then I'd go have brunch with my grandparents at the country club.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
