2023-06-05 at 3:40 PM UTC
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5000 posts
Originally posted by Michael Myers
It took me nearly a decade, but I got 5000 posts here now. I used to have 17,500-ish on Zoklet before it was shut down permanently. I should post here more often.
Sounds like you grew up and have a life now it seems like this place has devolved into the same three posters have a front page flush every time I lurk here. There’s gotta be something more worthwhile in your life than aspiring to post here more often luuulzzz
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Originally posted by trippymindfuk
If I could go back in time it sure as hell wouldn't be to the medieval times. I would probably select a couple times in my life where I was doing good and was happy, right before I fucked up and ruined what I had. Specifically I'd probably go back to when my son was still a baby and I was with his mom still. I probably would have actually listened to her and got my shit together. Maybe rehab when we were still trying to work things out would have been good and I wouldn't have gone on to get a couple DUIs and started smoking crack….more importantly maybe I would have spent a lot more time in my son's life instead of going down a path of heavy drug abuse and a serious apathetic attitude towards life. Can't live with regret though, I'm grateful where I am today because it could be worse.
I'd go back and fuck it up even worse,, bigger explosions. If I was forced to go back I would make my presdcence and current knowledge a bane on the universe for putting me there.
like if I went back in time and could teach my younger self I would self taught man myself to make bombs and drugs and explosives instead of reading about it on totse I would have someone to teach me first hand which I never had.
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Lmao @ high standards
You literally paid a homeless girl living in a shelter for sex …
And she looked very homeless
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
double barrel 10 gage usually stops any thought of advance from a foe.. Anyone can bust out a short gun but that double b 10 g just screams loco in the coco
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aldra
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pretty sure that's $69 on commissary not $11,500 on bail
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2023-06-01 at 1:42 AM UTC
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Gender isn't real
If gender wasn't real, there would be no humans.
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Originally posted by trippymindfuk
Shit you can always sell some stamps for some smokes and shit it's not hard
Should be plenty of folks in that ghetto he hanging out willing to trade for some food stamps.
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2023-05-31 at 1:01 AM UTC
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I hope everyone is having a terrific Tuesday ❤️
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2023-05-31 at 12:04 AM UTC
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More jenkey goodness
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2023-05-30 at 4:32 PM UTC
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I STOLE A WHOLE ASS PIZZA
they just leave them in the portal
RIP to Daniel who paid for this pick up medium pepperoni lol sorry bud lunch is gonna be late today
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cant a man just eat chips in the wall in peace without someone giving him grief? Sheeeeeeeit.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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Imma wakin and’a bakin
Imma wakin and’a bakin
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Originally posted by Bradley
Might just wait till a Friday Night and stage an arm robbery and then tell them I don't feel comfortable working in such an environment and having my life threatened at gun point for a couple thousand dollars when I'm only getting 16/hr.
I've always said, places where you work alone at night you can easily get a friend in all black with a ski mask to come in with a gun and you split the cash. Have your friend rough you up a bit or tie you up to make it look legit.
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Shitori Nagisani (or some shit) escaped from 6 different prisons in his adult life, the 5th is the one he is most famous for. In the 1940s it was standard to feed prisoners Mizo Soup which if you don't know, is soybean gruel fermented, with small amounts of fish oil, cabbage, and some weird fungus the japs like to eat. In prison it's basically old soybean paste, fish guts ground up, the butts of cabbage (it kinda grows like lettuce with a butt/foot) served with a pinch of salt and the cheapest rice possible. Basically they give u two bowls 1 of shit soup, 1 of barely cooked rice, and the standard small amount of salt to really add some razzle dazzle to your daily (1) meal. You are also confined in a cell alone or with 3 other men and are unshackled once a week for twenty minutes to go into a dirty water tub with your cell mates to clean yourself, however they don't change the bathtub water between men so basically it's an opportunity for you to stretch your shoulders so you don't atrophy completely.
He escaped the first 4 times due to japanese incompetence largely due to the first and second world war and the drawing of competent men to the front lines, so you had either 16 year olds or 65 year olds running and securing the prison.
He would pour a take the salt and a sip of soup and mix them together in his mouth, he would then apply it to the bolts of the feeding tray & the links of his shackles. When it would dry he would vomit up bile and reapply the liquid to the shackles and bolts of the feeding tray.
Due to the war going ever worse, there were mandatory black outs to avoid making targets for American bombers.
Apparently salt is extremely corrosive to metal and after a couple months of keeping vomit and salt on the metal, they rapidly rusted and he was able to break the cuffs and remove the metal components in the food slot, widening it. He then stripped naked and dislocated both of his shoulders getting through the food pass at night during a black out.
He went on the run for a couple years, after arguing with a farmer over a barrel of food (rice most likely) he stabbed him with a piece of sharpened wood.
:)
They recaptured him trying to leave the city with the barrel of rice and was charged with murder and sentenced to death.
He was placed in max and sentenced to death, and did the exact same thing except he was loosening the metal floor boards bolts with the salt and vomit technique. he then used his food bowls to dig a tunnel out because by luck he had been placed on the bottom floor (Most cheap buildings like prisons in Japan don't have basements at the time). He then escaped and spend 5 years running.
However the prison was located in a desolate area and to seek transportation out of there would've been instant recapture since it's only industry pretty much is the prisons.
After 5 years he turned himself in reportedly in the middle of winter during a bad snow storm that didn't end.
The judges accepted him turning himself in, and that he had never committed violence during his 6 prison escapes. So they commuted his death sentence to life and allowed him to choose the city he would do prison time in. He requested Toyko and they granted it.
He became a model prisoner and after 14 years was released, re met his daughter after and worked as a construction worker until dying in the late 70s of a heart attack at the ripe old age of 72.
I consider him to be a personal hero.
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Originally posted by Lavender Squad
post adress to receive your secret santa from the TOTSE official FREEDOM CLUB
uncle ted's mailing list
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2023-05-24 at 2:16 PM UTC
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Originally posted by trippymindfuk
Is there a Jungle Jim in Dayton now? Been out of state a few years now
No
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2023-05-24 at 1:05 AM UTC
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AMERICAN SOY
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Liam Neeson showed up at my house yesterday and is sleeping in my basement while holidaying in America.
I couldn't get off work but am trying to show him what I can after work.
Thursday I will be taking off work and together I hope to show him King's Island, microcenter and perhaps Jungle Jim's or a casino boat.
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2023-05-21 at 1:39 AM UTC
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Announcement
We will be watching the new Super Mario moobie tonight after work !
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Popcorn and butter fingers will be on deck 💝
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2023-05-18 at 5:08 AM UTC
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he is giving it his all
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