2017-09-13 at 5:34 PM UTC
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My new profession
Sticky fingers scronaldo got a new job. Thats right folks I'm the CANDY MAN. I hit up like 10 stores a day and take ROBITUSSIN Zough and Zold gels ($10.99) I fit two bottles in one sell for $10. BENADRYL 100 count 25mg box ($15) i sell for $10
like 5 cans of redbull/rockstar, monster
THE ENTIRE FUCKING RACK of swedish fish, $4 DARK CHOCOLATE 90% sea salt chili orange peel I sell $2 each.
Made $10 last night. Gonna hit up a few more stores but the funny thing is.. I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT I CANT TAKE ANY MORE
IM OVERBURDENED LOL
gotta sell but I am bad at selling.. I need a fence to offload these 10 chocolate bars.. two bags of sour patch kids. I might dump some shit. Also I don't like carrying chocolate cuz it melts.
Wish me luck, go with god, triangles.
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2017-09-01 at 5:55 PM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
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2017-07-20 at 3:37 AM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
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2017-07-19 at 9:03 PM UTC
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Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
Originally posted by benny vader
will there be a trial ?
Not typically for a bench warrant level offense, no.
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2017-07-19 at 7:03 PM UTC
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Stop drinking alcohol.. All of you. If I have to do it, so does everyone else. No favortism
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2017-07-18 at 1:18 AM UTC
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He's going to county not prison. He'll be in a cell with 50 other guys, overcrowded and agitated. don't look at anyone except with your peripherals. but don't stand soft either.
just eat the bread and cheese (no pun intended) .. that meat they serve is deadly
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2017-07-18 at 1:11 AM UTC
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
One other piece of advice. Don't whistle in jail. People who whistle in jail get beat up. "Hey! You wan'some bird seed over there, fuckhead??" You're not supposed to be happy in prison.
Just about everything you say in threads like this sounds like bullshit. It appears to come more from your imagination than actual experience despite your claims to the contrary. This is why people call you out so often. No one likes a liar.
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2017-07-18 at 12:24 AM UTC
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by trippymindfuk
I got a warrant out, and I'm getting ready to turn myself in on it….
Just want to say bye to all you nigs…see ya in about a month or so….
i hpe everything works out for you lil bro
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2017-07-17 at 11:19 PM UTC
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Alex Jones (narrating-solemn) : They say in prison there's a large, black male that you're going to share your cell with. They say they call this man .... Big Bubba.
This, is false.
Alex Jones (narrating-upbeat) : Thanks to the generous affirmative action of the Whitemen, Little Bubba has finally managed to escape from the cocoon of poverty and niggerdom by graduating elementary, little, medium, high and med school to become a practitioner of medicine and became Dr.Bubba.
But Dr.Bubba knew himself well. He understood that being a nigger, he's inherently less competent in every tangible ways compared to his white and asian counterparts. He knew this as a fact for he had learned this in med school.
And for this very reason, he's decided to practice medicine in a place where the lives, and deaths, of those under is care would matter none ; in Prison.
And Correctional-Industrial-Complex of America provided him a plenty of just that.
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2017-07-17 at 9:55 PM UTC
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jail-time is a great opportunity to make friends that can last for the rest of your life, cheer up m8
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2017-07-17 at 8:43 PM UTC
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Originally posted by trippymindfuk
Arrest…felony but I only have a month or so to serve out
OK. Makes sense. I'm of the firm belief you ignore bench warrants as long as you can. Arrest warrants though, far more paranoia attached to trying to hide from those. Good for you to turn yourself in and get it over with.
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2017-05-31 at 12:06 AM UTC
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Rajbundy is the best drug ever
Originally posted by RisiR †
Did you know that there are Syncan e-liquids for vaporizers? I'm about to order some of that.
It's mostly 3rd Gen Syncans. AKB-48, 5f-pb-22, FUBINACAS, ALPACAS. All of the good shit.
I got one of these before, the site I bought it on said it was cbd oil but all the reviews said it was syncans and it got me high af.
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2017-05-30 at 11:50 PM UTC
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Rajbundy is the best drug ever
Originally posted by Discount Whore
Why the fuck would you want them though. Research chemicals are for degenerates.
Why is everyone here such a drug nazi? I don't discriminate.
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2017-05-30 at 11:38 PM UTC
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Did you know that there are Syncan e-liquids for vaporizers? I'm about to order some of that.
It's mostly 3rd Gen Syncans. AKB-48, 5f-pb-22, FUBINACAS, ALPACAS. All of the good shit.
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2017-05-26 at 4:06 AM UTC
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idk what to do
You need to find some positive people to hang around with, being around negativity all the time isn’t good for you.
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What were the circumstances leading up to this event? Is she a spicewhore too?
I honestly think there's nothing fun about a bad blowjob. Well shit I shouldn't say that.. I guess I agree it's fun for a short while like any blowjob ought to be, but once she demonstrates she's a one trick pony and the trick ain't shit, yiure just kinda biding your time.
I remember a few years back I was pretty intoxicated and getting a BJ from this girl that I met at a bar, and after the first minute I just sort of lifted her head away and was like "CAN YOU PUT A LITTLE PASSION INTO IT? JESUS FUCK! Of course she immediately gets emotional and starts crying, to which I respond by saying nothing and leaving.
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2017-05-22 at 8:01 AM UTC
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just failed a piss test
Originally posted by mmQ
Why would you want some snitch's Mom to get the cancer? That's not very nice.
some moms just deserve cancer dood
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2017-05-22 at 5:32 AM UTC
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Not much use in berating you that's already been done extensively. Never failed a drug test while on paper myself but my former fellow probationers always told me honesty was the best policy when dealing with a failed test especially the first one. Try to lie your way out of it and it's only going to get worse from there.
Good luck and let us know how it turns out.
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2017-05-22 at 4:45 AM UTC
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Originally posted by infinityshock
i dont suppose the thought ever occurred to you to…well…you know…not consume whatever it was that was going to cause you to pop positive on your piss test?
just throwin' that out there…
There's always that but if we're not hurting anyone but ourselves, why should they be able to tell us what we can and cannot poison ourselves with?
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