Posts by trippymindfuk

1. 2017-02-01 at 11:46 PM UTC in I've become dependant on diphen to get to sleep.
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Try switching over to melatonin, I had the same problem...
   
   I would take 200 mg a night, it took me going to jail to stop.
2. 2017-02-01 at 11:40 PM UTC in I literally found a crack dealer
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Take a blast then immediately take a wiff of duster...
   
   Intensity level max
3. 2017-02-01 at 11:38 PM UTC in How old are you and what are your plans for your life?
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   36 and my goal is to get my own place and get the fuck out of this halfway house I'm in and to walk off this 6 months or so of parole I got.
4. 2017-01-31 at 8:14 PM UTC in stealing hoes from pimps
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Sounds like a great idea, just take the security tags off first. And by security tags, I mean clitoris.
5. 2017-01-31 at 12:09 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR Do you take bundy and Syncans or pretend to be a master chemist?

   
   Yes to the first, no to the second
6. 2017-01-31 at 12:07 AM UTC in Peeing your pants
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   When I was little my mom used to tickle me until I would piss, just so I wouldn't wet the bed....shit traumatized me to this day.
7. 2017-01-31 at 12:05 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR Seriously.
   
   A bunch of whiny losers, pedophiles and tech nerds.
   
   I'm non of the above. The people who take drugs are all weird hippies I can't talk to because they piss me off and hating on Bill Krozby got stale.
   
   It isn't fun anymore. Nothing cool happens.

   
   I take drugs and I don't consider myself a weird hippie....
   
   I'm just your average semi-degenerate fuckup, that's why I feel like I fit in here....
8. 2017-01-30 at 7:13 PM UTC in Cold remedies
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Plenty of weed, LSD, and vitamin C
9. 2017-01-26 at 8:59 AM UTC in dad lulz
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   This happened to me once...
   
   I drank a bottle of prescription bundy/promethazine about 12 years ago and my parents locked me in my room. I pulled the air conditioner out of the window and threw the TV off the stand. My parents freaked out and called the cops and the cops told me my parents wanted me to go to the hospital. When I was checking in at the hospital my dad later told me I wouldn't stop spitting on the desk.
   
   That was a weird little episode, I think it was the promethazine that fucked me up.
10. 2017-01-26 at 8:52 AM UTC in how to get over cold immediately
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    A hefty dose of LSD
11. 2017-01-26 at 8:50 AM UTC in Anyone here going grey?
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Yes, that's probably about the age I noticed it. Unfortunately I'm kinda going bald as well so I just shave my head anymore.
12. 2017-01-26 at 8:48 AM UTC in In prison its not gay if you're the pitcher...
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    It's not gay if you quit the day before you get out....
    
    So are you gay for the stay?
13. 2017-01-26 at 12:51 AM UTC in Smoking Girls
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I think it's sexy as fuck
14. 2017-01-25 at 1:03 AM UTC in Coffee and weed
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Nothing like a good strong shot of coffee and a morning wake n bake
15. 2017-01-25 at 1:02 AM UTC in Live Laugh Love
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Hugs not drugs nigs, everyone have a nigtastic day!
16. 2017-01-23 at 8:55 PM UTC in I think my cat might be spying on me.
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Cats are definitely spies for the US government. That's why they always wait right outside the bathroom door if you go in, because it's the only place you can get away from them....
17. 2017-01-22 at 9:21 PM UTC in Being in the hospital
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Spent three days in ICU a few years back with MRSA. I masturbated. I was smoking spice in my bathroom and every 4 hours sexy little nurses came in and gave me dilaudid.....it wasn't all that bad....
18. 2017-01-22 at 9:19 PM UTC in I once gave my dogs pepsi.
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by bling bling my dog drinks beer if u spill it on the floor for her

    
    I used to have a dog that would purposely knock over my beers so he could drink them. He'd eat any weed or roaches I left out, too.
19. 2017-01-22 at 6:11 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Dude just get some clear hand sanitizer, put a cup of salt in it, shake it for ten minutes, and enhancement it through cheesecloth
    
    Results in 70% alcohol

    
    I've done this a little too much, tastes like Everclear thought
20. 2017-01-22 at 6:07 AM UTC in Not doing drugs
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump See that's a fuck up ^ you aren't quitting of your own free will, you are forced into it.

    
    I never wanted to quit, though