2017-02-03 at 1:12 AM UTC
in
I miss being 16.
School wasn't so bad, got to get high everyday and sleep for the first 4 classes...
Still graduated somehow...
2017-02-02 at 12:30 AM UTC
in
The month of the nigga
Yessir, respect to all astronomical negroid species
Try switching over to melatonin, I had the same problem...
I would take 200 mg a night, it took me going to jail to stop.
Take a blast then immediately take a wiff of duster...
Intensity level max
36 and my goal is to get my own place and get the fuck out of this halfway house I'm in and to walk off this 6 months or so of parole I got.
2017-01-31 at 8:14 PM UTC
in
stealing hoes from pimps
Sounds like a great idea, just take the security tags off first. And by security tags, I mean clitoris.
2017-01-31 at 12:07 AM UTC
in
Peeing your pants
When I was little my mom used to tickle me until I would piss, just so I wouldn't wet the bed....shit traumatized me to this day.
2017-01-30 at 7:13 PM UTC
in
Cold remedies
Plenty of weed, LSD, and vitamin C
2017-01-26 at 8:59 AM UTC
in
dad lulz
This happened to me once...
I drank a bottle of prescription bundy/promethazine about 12 years ago and my parents locked me in my room. I pulled the air conditioner out of the window and threw the TV off the stand. My parents freaked out and called the cops and the cops told me my parents wanted me to go to the hospital. When I was checking in at the hospital my dad later told me I wouldn't stop spitting on the desk.
That was a weird little episode, I think it was the promethazine that fucked me up.
2017-01-26 at 8:50 AM UTC
in
Anyone here going grey?
Yes, that's probably about the age I noticed it. Unfortunately I'm kinda going bald as well so I just shave my head anymore.
It's not gay if you quit the day before you get out....
So are you gay for the stay?
2017-01-26 at 12:51 AM UTC
in
Smoking Girls
I think it's sexy as fuck
2017-01-25 at 1:03 AM UTC
in
Coffee and weed
Nothing like a good strong shot of coffee and a morning wake n bake
2017-01-25 at 1:02 AM UTC
in
Live Laugh Love
Hugs not drugs nigs, everyone have a nigtastic day!
Cats are definitely spies for the US government. That's why they always wait right outside the bathroom door if you go in, because it's the only place you can get away from them....
2017-01-22 at 9:21 PM UTC
in
Being in the hospital
Spent three days in ICU a few years back with MRSA. I masturbated. I was smoking spice in my bathroom and every 4 hours sexy little nurses came in and gave me dilaudid.....it wasn't all that bad....
