ok so tody i decided fuck this fucing spider wots made a nest in corner of shed so i gradded my air riffle and bust like 8 shots at this big fuccoff spider queen adn it got vexxd from that and ran down out the web so i got a can of fly killer spray and spraydd bare gasses towards were it went
buyt than i went to see if fings had chill down from before but there were 2 big fuc off spiders on the inside of shed door waitin 4 me so i stadded them in the head with a copper pole
so basically this its not the chill spider wot always sat above me wen i wos blazin spliffs always in my shed since last year before tht spider died long tine ago and an new paki spider started chillin in its web next to its dead body wtf so i had to take action
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