Do the kid a favor and abort it.
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2016-12-11 at 2:41 AM UTC
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HAUNTED MOON ANCIENT HUMANA
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by the holy ghost
inb4 you get high threaten to kill her a bunch of times
I don't do stuff like that anymore.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by bling bling
tmp if ew did u pick her up at the sinagog
i almots spew my cider
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Her mom grew up practicing jedidism, but she's not an ethnic jedi and is actually christian. but no I met her online. We actually grew up in the same neighborhood and went to the same school. Just didn't know her cause she's a lot younger than me.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by reject
Bill Krozby I'm trying to eat here
Hey fuck you buddy. I think she's pretty. And I know I'm not the best looking dude
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-11T00:54:11.913065+00:00
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kroz
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Originally posted by bling bling
than its got 2 dads dose thant mean ur gay
yeahh.. really mature bling bling, even for you this is a sad attempt at being funny..
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^hey yeah I figured Id get a response like that... And really I can understand why I get some of these kind of reactions, I but myself out there on the zoklet/totse community to my personal blog.
So yeah, I completely understand any backlash I get. Flame on.
I almost thought about putting a picture of this girl that I care about in another one of my threads but I figured, shit I already know what to expect..
Maybe I need to stop posting about my life and just start calling everyone fags/cucks, talking about loli's 100% of the time for now on.
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kroz
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I've been seeing her the last few months. And was using spermicide or pulling out, I realized I was using the spermicide wrong and when I realized that after using it wiht her one time I told her the next day to get plan b, and she said she did. I was paranoid but she said to not be. But not she's pregnant, I made her take a test at my place. But who knows maybe its not mine so I will play it cool and just wait and see I guess.
She asked if she could come live with me and she would give me money to help with rent. I told her no and she got really pissed off so I haven' spoke to her the last few days, she's just been texting and calling constantly. It's kinda weirding me out.
I will just have to play this by ear. I'm not even going to tell my parents because they will be really upset as if they aren't already still mad about me having a kid the first time around. Plus I don't want to jump the gun and say something if it turns out to not be my kid.
But you know I guess if it turns out she's not lying to me, at least I like hanging out with her a lot, compared to my daughters mom. Who I was just using for sex and drugs.
And at least shes pretty/smexy
*shrug*
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2016-12-10 at 10:05 PM UTC
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takes th fukcing piss (bye)_
-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by cerakote
ill make you cum too no homo
You would be wise not to anger me.
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YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT ...IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.
Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG....OR YOULL REGRET IT.
NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.
now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.
now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.
EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU ...TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO ...GET THIS.....STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror.... trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS ...YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE...THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have..........
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Hansen, tell me about your first hand experiences with psychedelics.
Fuck Terrance McKenna. He was a fiend, a fraud an idiot. Definitely not a shaman or anything close.
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Originally posted by bling bling
He and his co-workers developed slow-release silicone pellets that,
when implanted under the skin, deliver continuous doses of either
amphetamine or cocaine for five days.
I can make this
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Take more, you are taking pussy doses aruond 10 pills when it should be around 25- 35. you get less bad effects at higher doses with a higher tolerance and its not as bad if you have weed. Also bundy potentiates it. Tripping on DPH iS not for the faint of heart. I take around 400-500mg at work.
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2016-12-10 at 12:37 AM UTC
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My brains fully developed?
sucks for you I never even smoked anytihng intunrijeij9ej2esddjir94j1290nu029n until i was 17 or 18 or some sgit 1oj2oiewr 4 44r CRDEPRAMADEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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2016-12-09 at 8:24 PM UTC
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I masturbated.
Originally posted by bling bling
ygm fam thts wht im sayin u gotta asses wether its DANK or NO DANK
someone who really wishes they were from ATHF
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2016-12-09 at 7:34 PM UTC
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My brains fully developed?
Your brain is mush. It was fully developed before you were born, it's been all downhill from there.
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Originally posted by Dissociator
made while on dph
might make more about dph or other drugs idk
dph is the shittiest drug in the fucking world
anyone who likes dph is a masochist
also your comic is lame because you could've made a 100 times better joke about unlocking the screen and suddenly spiders everywhere
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-SpectraL
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Beware, people. This shit has been trying run malicious scripts between you and the server, and now he's trying to find out what location the logs are at, since he can no longer access them with the new server.
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