Posts by bling bling

1. 2017-11-03 at 11:25 PM UTC in Found a job
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   what if u wanna get LIT fam if ygm fam 4mg pressies
2. 2017-11-03 at 10:24 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   who wonts to go 2s in on a custom sheet
3. 2017-11-03 at 9:35 PM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   no shsh fail
4. 2017-11-03 at 9:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   mest up
5. 2017-11-03 at 8:57 PM UTC in tricky 2017
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
6. 2017-11-03 at 8:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   halp
7. 2017-11-03 at 8:27 PM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   put firewokr in butt
8. 2017-11-03 at 8:25 PM UTC in People Don't Like Me
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   meto but i dont like them???????????????????????///////////
9. 2017-11-03 at 8:25 PM UTC in Some pics from when I lived with hydro
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   ppl rhis days
10. 2017-11-03 at 7:30 PM UTC in Poo thread (prostate appreciation)
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    do u have a stick incase it gets stuck
11. 2017-11-03 at 7:28 PM UTC in Fall/winter albums?
    

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12. 2017-11-03 at 7:26 PM UTC in Could I have been poisened?
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    they put DRUgs in the foodANd tobacco defeats the demons, dmt is a jedi scam, the trees have cameras, marijuana cures retardation, brushing my teeth is unhealthy, sunshine is unhealthy, i am a minority now, i never dust my comp, i leave my comp on 24/7, i leave 200 tabs open on chromes, i constantly have top tier universitites and agencies spying on my comp with peer block, i never encrypted a damn thing, i have terrorists friends on the internet.
13. 2017-11-03 at 6:22 PM UTC in Reddit is so sensitive it hurts sometimes.
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
    Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
    Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger
14. 2017-11-01 at 6:45 AM UTC in Man kills 8 or more in NYC
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    .22 subsonic u will have the high score ever
15. 2017-11-01 at 6:30 AM UTC in Discipline and improvement through transhumanism
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
16. 2017-11-01 at 6:24 AM UTC in Discipline and improvement through transhumanism
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    [video]https://youtu.be/2-5zICK_W1M?t=350
    
    [i]Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-11-01T06:30:23.827852+00:00[/i][/video]
17. 2017-11-01 at 6:18 AM UTC in TRANSSEXUALISM = TRANSHUMANISM More shocking than we think 
    

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18. 2017-11-01 at 6:06 AM UTC in TRANSSEXUALISM = TRANSHUMANISM More shocking than we think 
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
19. 2017-11-01 at 5:57 AM UTC in Where is the original Tinychat members?
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    waiting post 10-0- then u know who is real
20. 2017-11-01 at 5:56 AM UTC in Loud all in the mail
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    ihale,,, esthalle ,,, just got a buds in the mail