Helladamnleet
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Unfortunately that little detail will get lost rather quickly. Bill Krozby is pretty good about telling stories and later redacting any information that makes him look bad or at fault.
Bet you if you looked at the post now it doesn't way what kind of snake it was anymore, and only a couple of us remember him saying it was a rat snake.
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by WellHung
Exactly. This probably couldn't be done in a small or medium-sized town. But I live in the Chicago metro area… which is 10 million people. It's easy to blend in. You just can't do it too much… or you might draw suspicion.
Feel it. Sounds cool.
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by A College Professor
get black paint and cover the lines in the parking lot and sell their handicap signs on ebay to get money for the cockroaches
also buy an epic 1000 gallon aquarium and raise pirannas
Get a wire brush instead of black paint, it will be cheaper.
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Helladamnleet
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Not to burst your bubble, but I'm sure they have the resources to handle one room housing an asshole.
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Helladamnleet
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Your good spirit and positive outlook is encouraging, OP.
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
i guess guilt by association. I had a friend that went to federal prison for a bit because the judge said something like "you would of done it had you the ability to do it!" kinda fucked up
I've seen that shit a lot up here. They'll say shit like "This is what you have to look forward to if you keep breaking the law!" when all it does is get them comfortable with a little time behind bars.
Like, I was honestly scared the first time I went to jail, but after the first day I saw it isn't shit and didn't give a fuck if I got arrested.
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Helladamnleet
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WellHung, I feel like most of us have a pretty good handle on the subject. I think a good rule to go by would be to always get a bill of sale or some sort of receipt with the sellers information on it so in the event the property was stolen you could 100% prove you didn't steal it.
Otherwise take the risk and hope for the best. Obviously none of us have paper trails on where things we have came from, but personally if it's over a couple hundred bucks I'm going to get something saying I bought it to cover my ass.
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by WellHung
And you ladies, with your sheep le mentality, would never go against the grain, would u?👍
Agreed, other than SOME makeup SOMETIMES is acceptable. Not this shit where it gives you a 100% fake look, just a little lip stick to go with your outfit, and some eye shadow or something to bring out the color.
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Helladamnleet
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YTMD is gone
Objection! Generator is gone
Goatse man is dead
Fresh Prince is getting a dramatic theatrical remake
Uncle Phil is dead
All 3 of the lemon party guys are dead
It's like nothing that happened on the internet 20 years ago matters anymore /s
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2019-05-20 at 9:49 PM UTC
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by Sudo
is the zoklet archive still up?
I never knew there was one, but if I find one I'll host it.
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2019-05-19 at 10:21 PM UTC
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We need new dates.
Helladamnleet
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But the calendar isn't going to work when we start colonizing other planets. Time is a concept dependent on the Earth's rotational and orbital position and won't translate to any other environment as a result. We're slaves to it and there's no escape.
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2019-05-19 at 8:57 PM UTC
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Want to see something Cool
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This basically confirms that I'm doing KSP all wrong
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2019-05-18 at 8:25 PM UTC
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Helladamnleet
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https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/default.htmEnjoy the nostalgia. I think it's one of 3 currently online.
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/MoreForums.zipThere's an archive of some of the threads.
https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/bonus.zipAnd some bonus content.
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2019-05-16 at 2:17 PM UTC
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by aldra
you seem to know an awful lot about that conversation. did you get burned?
This conversation? The one happening right now in the thread?
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Helladamnleet
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Have you considered just fucking off?
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2019-05-11 at 12:17 PM UTC
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fuck you and my day.
Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol. What's the url of new totse?
How don't you know?
https://newtotse.com
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by BummyMofo
fuck you yes I did. don't give me any of your whiteboy quasi legal fuckboyshit. These niggas will get you if you try to run, they will detain you in a room and you get arrested and charged for petty theft. So eat my nigga dick or go try walking out walmart with a cart full of shit if you don't believe me
No, the fuck you didn't. They, AT MOST, said 'sir stop'.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
One day, I saw this guy in a suit walk over to the pharmacy area and he grabbed about 15 rolls of film and stuffed them into his suit pockets. He then went to the cash and bought a couple of snacks and walked out without paying for the film rolls. When I stopped him outside and advised him he was under arrest for shoplifting, he turned to me and smiled and said there was nothing I could do - that he was protected by immunity. I'm like, wtf? So I told him he could be anybody he wanted to be, but if he took one more step away from the store, he'd get nailed to the pavement. Then he took out some weird ID and showed it to me and warned me I'd have to let him go. I didn't even look at it and told him to come back inside, or he could wait outside for the cops. He then laughed and tried to walk away, so I nailed him to the pavement and cuffed him and half-dragged him all the way back to the security office. When the cops got there, we all found out who he was. He was actually the High Commissioner of Tanzania. One cop told me there was nothing they could do, because of his diplomatic status, wrote out a report, bagged the evidence, and released him right there in front of me, assuring me that a call would be made to the embassy and that he would most probably be in big, big trouble over there.
And then he sued the shit out of you.
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I wonder if it's legal to mail CP(carnivorous plants) using CP(canada post).
Be careful. If they use CP (Canadian Pacific) for the freight portion it could be considered a federal offense.
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Helladamnleet
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Originally posted by WellHung
Helladamnleet just likes arguing with people that's why he always plays Devil's Advocate
OP didn't get tackled by walmart security. It didn't happen. Simple as that. There isn't an argument because it literally did not happen.
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Originally posted by BummyMofo
I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
Originally posted by BummyMofo
I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
Originally posted by BummyMofo
I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
Originally posted by BummyMofo
I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
Originally posted by BummyMofo
I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
No you didn't.
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