imagine me making fucking hard tack haha, my nigga I live in AMERICA, we ain't finna eat no god damn flour and water oh just add some herbs it's not too bad, nigga this isn't 15 century england where you're gonna get hanged for stealing a radish, just go to the grocery store and STEAL
nther'es something God damn wrong with you people. If my tummy hurts cuz I ain't had shit to put in it in awhile and I dont' have any money, i'm going to the store and I'mma do what I need to do for me
ya we get ramen noodles and peanut butter and shit so we can eat everyday, but you don't think I'm filling my pockets with cans of squid and oysters and cheese and that good ass sushi, do I look like a bitch to you?
dude said water, flour and salt its 5 cents a meal, nigga WHAT THE FUCK Hahaha
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2024-01-17 at 9:39 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Obbe
I've basically stopped using my portable conduction vape and keep it only as a back-up. The table top 120V ball-vape is my daily driver since I mainly just get high at home these days, but if I need a little pick-me-up while I'm away from home I enjoy those disposable vape cartridges. Discrete, mild high.
So vaping flower is less noticeable than smoking? makes sense, but wouldn't the terpenes still smell? I am legit considering getting a convection vape now for when i move out, I'd just be able to vape flower out of my window. without stinking up my apartment and making my apartment smell like reefer.
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sounds like a fool proof plan. what could ever go wrong.
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2023-11-13 at 4:52 AM UTC
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Tips and Tricks for Lifting
Barcoding was my favorite back in the day.
$380 epson printers for $50.
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2023-10-13 at 5:35 PM UTC
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
The two for one:
1. Buy a small, high-value item and get receipt.
2. Go back in a few minutes later and pick up and pocket the same item.
3. When stopped outside by LP, show receipt.
1. Person #1 gets small high value item(s)
2. Person #1 stashes the item(s) inside of a larger boxed item and leaves.
3. Person #2 comes in and purchases the boxed item with the valuables inside, then removes them and returns the original item with the receipt.
Person 1 isn't leaving the store with anything and person 2 could easily play dumb if somehow caught (unlikely)
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2023-10-12 at 1:55 AM UTC
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- Always keep a low profile. Act and dress inconspicuously.
- Some gas stations keep the cigarettes and alcohol in cabinets that are part of an aisle on the other side of the checkout counter. If you're ever in the need for an entire carton of Newport's, just reach in and get them.
- Bring someone with that can stand in front of cameras for you if you can't find a blindspot: security can't do jack shit unless they see you directly take an item/ go out the door with it/ take it to the bathroom.
- Wear sunglasses OR a hat, never both.
- Check things like nicorette, trading cards, jedielry, and more small expensive items for tags. Sometimes the tag is just a sticker on the back that can be peeled off. At beauty supply stores there are often tags on many of the items that can be peeled off.
- Get in and get out, don't stick around once you've done something illegal.
- With the last tip being said, don't rush too much or you'll look suspicious.
- Tale advantage of stores like dollar tree and dollar general that oftentimes have a 1000+ sq ft store and only 1 or 2 employees on shift.
- Furthermore, check around the store to see how unkept it is. Chances are that if the sales floor is unkept that they are short-staffed.
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2023-08-30 at 6:52 PM UTC
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Underrated drugs?
Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja
Cabbage
Cabbage > all drugs
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I just run out the door with shit
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There are various barcode programs you can use.
They still use them btw, not QR codes. You'll find most barcodes are not theirs anyway but the manufacturers.
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2023-03-21 at 10:29 AM UTC
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Everything, that you need...
kick
Tuskegee Airman
[discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
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Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja
Xanthohumol in MeridiumXN
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Fact 3: Xanthohumol, the major prenylchalcone antioxidant in beer, is more powerful as an antioxidant than vitamin E.
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source: Oregon State University Study
Ever wonder how these Swiss live to be 110 years old and strong as an ox for that whole time? Sure it has something to do with the mountain air and the fresh Alps water. But it may actually have something to do with their beer drinking too.
In the pursuit of cancer preventative drugs, leading scientists have isolated a handful of "super antioxidants." At the top of the list are Hawaiian Blue Kelp, and xanthohumol in Beer. As we both know, kelp does not chase a Maker's Mark shot nearly as well as a cold Budweiser does.
ABC News recently said, "Research is showing that beer could join the ranks of other guilt-inducing but wildly popular foods like chocolate, coffee and red wine as a possible disease-fighter. It turns out that beer hops contain a unique micronutrient that inhibits cancer-causing enzymes. Hops are plants used in beer to give it aroma, flavor and bitterness." Source
Xanthohumol, only found in beer, offers several unique health benefits. It inhibiting tumors and enzymes that are known to activate cancer cells, then processes unhealthy compounds into watersoluble compounds, so you can excrete them out of your body.
Drink Beer. It's not just for strength.
You have to be a vegetarian and the hops should absorb.
this message was brought to you by the asssociation of beer breweries of europe.
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Best way is to advertise on some little know website you wish to sell lots of cocaine that have about 75% retards on it.
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When I worked at a grocery store people would load their cart with seafood and meat with two 24 packs of beer on the bottom of the cart and just walk out. One would get stopped here and there but otherwise their policy was basically fuck it
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They have 4.7 million cameras pointing at each self checkout and a squad of retarded door greeters ready to deploy should anyone accidentally mis-scan an item so I wouldn't go through the self checkout if I were you.
In other news I was at wallyworld on Saturday and bought a shirt which was advertised as $14.99 but when I scanned it at the self checkout it came up as $1.
I thought about going back and getting 10 more but was too lazy.
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Im sorry I called the cops on you I was worried.
Im glad your safe.
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2021-12-04 at 6:17 PM UTC
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Become a Serial Killer
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Cly
African Astronaut
[foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
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Cly
African Astronaut
[foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
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