I saw this idea in runescape where you'd ask for an obscure object knowing the person will pass the Grand Exchange towards the bank most of the time, find the lowest level nigga wearing the best shit he can and tell him I got this random ass item for xxx gp (gold pieces)
more later like when he hit the bank he gonna find somene buying for 2x xxx whatever price, he goes back to the first motherfucker, buys the shit for way more than its worth expecting to double da money.
Both need to leave immedaitely.
Fucking 1, 2, 3 my ass in real life don't even leave, i just tell them car batteries and moped/smart bike batteries kinda are a little different and I aint want it. But if u got a real one I got u on that 200$ when I see it , I see that ATM aint got no cash on me till i get a battery for this bitch u think im crazy?
4 times folks about 5 1/2 horus of work.
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What the cardboard w/ white paint sign says that I hold up.
You WILL see me on CNN, I will be wasted and methed out, I will act a fool and the worst I can get is to be victimized by Trump Securiy Guards for holding up a truly hateful sign.
It's about 13 minute walk away, a block farther than the school. I'm so excited!!!! I'm gonna have a backpack on to hold on my beer.
Gonna be wearing a Mr. Rodgers style outfit + Cardboard Sign w/ White Paint + I look like the nigga from Assasin's Creed: Valhalla
Catch me 0outside on CNN Tuesday morning. IDK where to get an emergency SOS blow horn but I Might get one of those just to add a lil razzle dazzle to m ypeaceful protest.
WHat the sign finna say:?
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Originally posted by Narc
Holy shit you're Techno viking?
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Kinda? But all middle age white men look alike to me.
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i did for a lil bit but after a few minutes of getting to know her, I became gay. Kafka gave me the gay, y'all.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Aren't you half Mexican/Muslim?
No I am a White person.
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In Miami you can write the most insulting shit and if you put a rainbow and write the word gay somewhere on it or make it very clear you're a homosexual, you can get away with pretty much anything.
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Folks the Ratface tranny fucker Scron & WellHUng have dominated our forums for a long time. What would you estimate the percentage of threads and posts on this website to be of shit tier quality by either Ratface, Lil Stumpy, Kafka or CandyRein's superblog.
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but i think i might need to go with
"
www.NiggasInSpace.ComWe Will Understand!"
we need new people and being seen behind donald trump with a revolting website name might get us some fags who watch the news and we could use that.
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ya ghost your posts are definitely getting worse and worse. Like I used to enjoy reading them, sometimes I still do, but it's just mush and you're not really saying anything, just repeating phrases that you feel are important in different ways without saying really anything.
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Folks for me it would be RipTotse, a self proclaimed cuck who often tells on his friends despite not receiving any benefit to himself for doing such. He also hyperinflates his own successes while completely withholding any negative facts about himself. He is also seven years sober from opiates despite doing pharmaceutical opiates twice daily. I find him to be a bitch and look down upon him virtually.
OK u next.
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Have you ever dared to do the unthinkable?
Meet someone in real life?
How would having a single real life friend change your perspective?
Directed at Speedy Parker, Wariat, RipTotse, Cocknose Hikkimori, and Ratface except Scron has a boyfriend so he has more than the rest of you combined in 1 friend.
It's 1111 on Friday and I'm already drunk as fuck and my roommate is in jail on 2 felonies and a misdimeanor for domestic violance charges and wrongful imprisonment because he called 911 when i moved his laptop the night before and didn't remember it was on the chair's seat that was pushed instead of where it ALWAYS is on the dining room table. It was on the chair's seat and he freaked out at 4am, destroyed our house, called 911 blocked me from leaving while calling them and then hit me infront of the police. So his bail is 11,500 and I have about tree fiddy
i did do this
nmate:
Number:
Amount: 69.69
Sender:
FREE MY DADDY LOCKED UP IN THE DOG POUND
Status: Received
IMagine getting a receipt like that your first itme in jail at 61 on major felony charges for attacking ur roommate
o and the police found the laptop as soon as a sober person looked under teh table, it was still plugged in...
THe saga continues!
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2023-05-31 at 5:47 AM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
Originally posted by Kafka
It did take him too long to grasp that Sophie wouldn't want anyone from this place to be able to find his family. You highlighted yourselves.
Remember when we all felt blessed you weren't going to post here ever again? What a beautiful day yesterday was for all of us.
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2023-05-29 at 5:23 PM UTC
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Don't come looking for me.
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I will check this post hourly for the attention I am seeking by making this thread.
SO DON'T (Do what I am praying you do)!!! Or ELSE!!!
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Same goes for you..lonely queen lol
I like your nails.
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Shitori Nagisani (or some shit) escaped from 6 different prisons in his adult life, the 5th is the one he is most famous for. In the 1940s it was standard to feed prisoners Mizo Soup which if you don't know, is soybean gruel fermented, with small amounts of fish oil, cabbage, and some weird fungus the japs like to eat. In prison it's basically old soybean paste, fish guts ground up, the butts of cabbage (it kinda grows like lettuce with a butt/foot) served with a pinch of salt and the cheapest rice possible. Basically they give u two bowls 1 of shit soup, 1 of barely cooked rice, and the standard small amount of salt to really add some razzle dazzle to your daily (1) meal. You are also confined in a cell alone or with 3 other men and are unshackled once a week for twenty minutes to go into a dirty water tub with your cell mates to clean yourself, however they don't change the bathtub water between men so basically it's an opportunity for you to stretch your shoulders so you don't atrophy completely.
He escaped the first 4 times due to japanese incompetence largely due to the first and second world war and the drawing of competent men to the front lines, so you had either 16 year olds or 65 year olds running and securing the prison.
He would pour a take the salt and a sip of soup and mix them together in his mouth, he would then apply it to the bolts of the feeding tray & the links of his shackles. When it would dry he would vomit up bile and reapply the liquid to the shackles and bolts of the feeding tray.
Due to the war going ever worse, there were mandatory black outs to avoid making targets for American bombers.
Apparently salt is extremely corrosive to metal and after a couple months of keeping vomit and salt on the metal, they rapidly rusted and he was able to break the cuffs and remove the metal components in the food slot, widening it. He then stripped naked and dislocated both of his shoulders getting through the food pass at night during a black out.
He went on the run for a couple years, after arguing with a farmer over a barrel of food (rice most likely) he stabbed him with a piece of sharpened wood.
:)
They recaptured him trying to leave the city with the barrel of rice and was charged with murder and sentenced to death.
He was placed in max and sentenced to death, and did the exact same thing except he was loosening the metal floor boards bolts with the salt and vomit technique. he then used his food bowls to dig a tunnel out because by luck he had been placed on the bottom floor (Most cheap buildings like prisons in Japan don't have basements at the time). He then escaped and spend 5 years running.
However the prison was located in a desolate area and to seek transportation out of there would've been instant recapture since it's only industry pretty much is the prisons.
After 5 years he turned himself in reportedly in the middle of winter during a bad snow storm that didn't end.
The judges accepted him turning himself in, and that he had never committed violence during his 6 prison escapes. So they commuted his death sentence to life and allowed him to choose the city he would do prison time in. He requested Toyko and they granted it.
He became a model prisoner and after 14 years was released, re met his daughter after and worked as a construction worker until dying in the late 70s of a heart attack at the ripe old age of 72.
I consider him to be a personal hero.
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ITT: Lil Dick Niggas defend they lil dicks.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
If he was watching the pop tart circle the platter, his eyes probably melted right in the sockets, just like in Indiana Jones
You microwave pop tarts? The fuck?
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2023-05-20 at 7:53 PM UTC
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so i was threatened
... Spoken like a true pedophile.
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