And you're like "man I can make it into even more better than Ratface I can make it like a robot rat with a robot face."
and I said "No I just want Ratface's face on the body of a rat." and you're like "Yeah but it'll look so much cooler for an extra 50$ I can make it like intergalatic like with planets."
and I said "No I just really want this picture of ratface's face on this picture of a rat." and you're like
yeah but I could put them like at the beach with an umbrella and have him swimming for an extra 100$
Remember? I would've paid you 20$ for this assignment but you wanted to do more space robots and buildings underwater and gay shit no one wants.
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In all fairness the jedis are in a position that requires them to just target the shit out of these hospitals and schools.
Hamas is attempting to create increased collateral damage by using hospitals, schools and mosques as military infrastructure, while keeping them full of civilians. THis puts the jedis in a bad position, do we just let them do this or we do murk them and if a lot of civilians die well that's the part of it.
While I hate the jedis I am not so blind I can't see their logic and reasoning for these practices of hitting typical "off-limit" locations and creating these gore videos.
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They got these steam bags. I was like fuck it that might be fun, they didn't have any broccoli and my stupid ass didn't realize you can steam the whole bag int he microwave lol, I ate like 2 other bags mixed in with other vegetables before this occured to me.
SO I tried it. I really like it. Did a steam bag of water chestnuts, borcooli, these big ass beans, then I had to throw on my usual garlic, olives and some jalapenis.
Pretty good I really like this as a nice change of pace. I ate an entire rotisserie chicken on the bus today.
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I know this will turn into a nutz joke but I really like water chestnuts. A very unique vegetable, I had previous to going blind only had them with Chinese food but now eat them with some regularity. I like dat shit a lot
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I think you should get 2 high class prostitutes and a bottle of champagne. Do blow off of their butt crack and enjoy yourself. Lighten up a bit and enjoy your own youthful vigor while you still have it.
Great necrobump.
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
I can't believe I thought I was speaking British English my whole life but it was really Hiberno English and the words I stopped using thinking they were grammatically incorrect are actually okay to use.
I woudl've said something but I thought you knew
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I can't bro, I"LL fight 2 and I"m pulling a knife on them immediately right off the rip. ONce it's 3+ fuck that shit bro, why so one can grab an arm and one can grab your head and one can start stomping on your body? THer'es no point in trying for that point. Even fighting 3+ with a knfie is bad because one of them is gonna get it out of your hands and use it on you. Maybe cut one that's closest to you and run but that's pretty much what Wariat did, he sprayed one i assume the one closest to him and then fled while the other 3 started wondering why that guy was screaming so much/if he was okay. He did really good in my opinion.
when you're outnumbered there's no shame or cowardice and running away.
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That's what I told him to do but he's not smart enough/developed in terms of the frontal cortex to make long-term planning beyond a day at a time.
So when he gets money, he buys alcohol because it's available, then some food, then some mpehedrone, then he starts going on porn and by the time he wants a child to lick his bum, he is out of money so he has to sober up, wait for Monday and then the story repeats.
He can't figure out how to execute such a complicated plan as wait 1 week to have double the money and then buy alcohol, food, mephedrone and child. So that's why he's not getting laid.
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