Posts by Your Mom's Dildo Factory

1. 2015-08-03 at 11:42 PM UTC in how to be crazy af
   Your Mom's Dildo Factory Yung Blood
   Get some alcohol, a large burlap sack, some cats, and an industrial-sized dryer.
   
   Step 1: Drink the alcohol until sufficiently drunk.
   Step 2: Put the cats within the sack and then place it in the dryer.
   Step 3: Climb into the sack along with the cats and turn on the dryer.
   
   The cats, terrified from the tumbling, will begin to claw you about the face and body.
   
   Make sure to record it for archival purposes.
2. 2015-08-03 at 10:51 PM UTC in how to be crazy af
   Your Mom's Dildo Factory Yung Blood
   Lay in the middle of the sidewalk and whenever anyone approaches you, roll away from them while making a distressed grunting noise.
3. 2015-08-03 at 10:43 PM UTC in Who here masturbates to pictures of them self?
   Your Mom's Dildo Factory Yung Blood
   On that note, if two of your personalities fall in love with each other does that count as autophilia?
4. 2015-08-03 at 10:39 PM UTC in Who here masturbates to pictures of them self?
   Your Mom's Dildo Factory Yung Blood

   ……………………….dumpster slut, is that you?

   
   
   Nope. Or at least I don't think so. Unless my multiple personality disorder's been acting up again.
5. 2015-07-25 at 11:19 PM UTC in Who here masturbates to pictures of them self?
   Your Mom's Dildo Factory Yung Blood
   I have recurring fantasies of having sex with a clone or alternate universe version of myself.
6. 2015-07-22 at 7:11 PM UTC in Me and your mom went into business together...
   Your Mom's Dildo Factory Yung Blood
   ...and business is boomin'.