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African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
A haunted house at a theme park
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Originally posted by HTS
Enter… who hurt you? You weren't always like this.
I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... if I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!
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2018-02-03 at 5:40 AM UTC
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wheed turnd into crack
Originally posted by HTS
Okay, but crack turned into weed?
coca leaves
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2018-02-02 at 4:06 PM UTC
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Happy Nigger Month
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Originally posted by Kolokol-1
Just got a ps4 really cheap from a coworker, haven't played a video game since skyrim
Shits about to be great
Play Bloodborne
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Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude
I heard about this on the news this morning. and it's fucking retarded.
They're changing the part that goes
''in all our sons command''
to
''in all of us command''
You know… because "us" can be representative of EVERYONE. Not just the penis people…
not just the gender thing ... but the original line seems like canadians are relegating their responsibilities to the next generations .....
to their childrens and the newly revised version seems more responsible and gender neutered.
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2018-02-01 at 5:05 AM UTC
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The real IWD.
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2018-01-31 at 6:18 PM UTC
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I did something stupid
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Originally posted by aldra
it'll probably happen once neural interfaces get worked out
long-term disabled, poor elderly, probably even long-term unemployed and criminals - shackled to an alternate reality that you again have no control over, except this time it's governed by someone who personally fucking hates you
You could already be living there.
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2018-01-31 at 2:46 AM UTC
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Whenever bling bling posts.
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Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
Originally posted by Enter
Whenever I'm around women, I'm going to act like I have cameras on me, like it's a dating show. It'll keep me in check.
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Put out a fist next time and make them switch. Then as you bring your hands together go back to the high five and grasp her fist. Say "paper covers rock bitch"
This is how you dominate a woman
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Paul Nehlen is on Twitter naming the fuck out of the jedi.
https://twitter.com/pnehlen/status/958404521952194561Also dealing with the amazing jedi shapeshifters:
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2018-01-30 at 6:40 PM UTC
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Lanny Detests Old People
When I'm 63 I want to have been dead for 15 years.
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Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
Anybody who says they haven't tasted their own semen is lying.
True, especially if they claim they haven't laid on their back - following along a humiliation instructional video, and busted right into their own face.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by A College Professor
I was going to point out that going to the effort to find the right penis, then cut and pasting it makes you MEGA GAY but then I looked closer and realised it's a sausage.
Then it occurred to me that I was looking far too close at what I thought was a penis so maybe I'm the gay? what would you prescribe?
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2018-01-30 at 6:46 AM UTC
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kitty pride
stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
Yall niggas postin in a toxoplasmosis thread.
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Originally posted by Lanny
not a lot of people to discuss the finer points of french literature with
I really hope you typed those words out as a figure of speech.
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Originally posted by Malice
People are fucking monsters. They're so awful. One of my strongest desires is to witness the end of the human race.
You're just a retard.
people are monsters I wanna kill them all! Muhahahaha
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