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2018-08-01 at 10:06 PM UTC in black moth super rainbowNot an SG thread.
But yes, BMSR is pretty dank. I was just listening to Dandelion Gum on my way to work today. -
2018-08-01 at 2:54 PM UTC in Everybody hates JoeRell...'hate' is a strong word, I just get sick of playing Republican Buzzwords Bingo all the time
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2018-08-01 at 5 AM UTC in Who here ISN'T a nihilist, and what do you believe in?
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2018-07-31 at 8:58 PM UTC in PRINTABLE DESERT EAGLE .50 CAL (INCLUDES 2D PRINT FILE)
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2018-07-31 at 7:03 PM UTC in Attn: Lanny
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2018-07-31 at 4:39 PM UTC in Attn: LannyLol @ user title.
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2018-07-30 at 7:38 PM UTC in You know someone is a judgemental fuck when they say 'druggies'
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2018-07-30 at 12:24 PM UTC in You know someone is a judgemental fuck when they say 'druggies'
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2018-07-30 at 8:54 AM UTC in A secret forum for intelligent people?
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2018-07-30 at 4:49 AM UTC in You know someone is a judgemental fuck when they say 'druggies'You know someone is a druggie when they say "You know someone is a judgemental fuck when they say 'druggies' "
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2018-07-30 at 4:40 AM UTC in Christmas Tree PiracySo you want to make a little extra money from the Christmas season?
Christmas tree pirates can make several thousand dollars in a month and with very little resources or time spent.
To first start out, one needs to plan and make back up plans. To sell Christmas trees legally, a vendor needs a place of sales; this could be an empty lot or the back of a parking lot. In most places, a permit is required to sell the trees, you may or may not want to avoid applying for one if you are selling stolen trees - there are pros and cons to doing both.
Preparation
Before making phone calls to tree farmers, you should scout out locations in your town to sell. Talk to managers of large stores with big parking lots or owners of strip malls - any place with lots of empty space. For a quick set up and to make the most out of your time as a Christmas tree lot, you'll want to open up in a high traffic area; a place easy to find, easy to access, and seen easily from large roads is optimum.
What you'll need to do is set up a time with the owners of where you will be selling. Because the Christmas tree sales will bring in customers, and it is considered somewhat of a service, you likely won’t be charged to sell in the parking lot. If you are asked to pay, don’t bother with that location. Call or meet up with a few other people that may let you sell trees. You'll also want to try and keep your operation under the table, to keep from signing papers and permission forms and leaving a paper trail of legal issues.
Advertise
Once you have found a good location, advertise. It is the most important part of the preparation. Temporary signs will be your safest bet however ads in the paper will probably bring in the most amount of people. I would recommend doing both but if you put an ad in the paper, buy a prepaid phone for the month to use as your business phone number.
Finding your target
The most common form of tree piracy is to compile a list of tree farmers in your area. By in your area I mean within a 5+ hour drive. The good trees will likely be grown in the mountains or forests so there's a good chance you'll have to steal from a farm out of your area code. You can use this to your advantage too, keeping the farmer as far away from your illegitimate business.
Acquiring your product
Call or meet up with the owners of these tree farms. Arrange for trees to be dropped off in a location you can both agree on - you may have to borrow a truck and trailer to meet up with this farmer if he isn't willing to drive the trees to you. In most cases, they'll be fortunate to make a sale and will deliver the trees. Regardless, you won’t want the trees to be delivered right to your doorstep, it is crucial to make minimal contact with the farmer or delivery men.
A lot of the farmers will ask you pay in advance, this is not an option. You'll need to find a farmer who will deliver the trees then receive pay. From here you can go about payment in a number of ways; you can insist to pay with a cheque as it is your only method of money transfer, and then give a fake cheque, or you can promise to pay the farmer back after you sell the trees. If you go with the later, chances are the farmer will leave you the trees because of the money he has already spent bringing them to you.
He may ask for contact information and you will give him false info. A false name, your prepaid cell phone number, a false location, ect.
Alternative method for acquiring trees
If you are willing to travel, stealing trees from inside of tree farms is another way of getting your trees. The problem with this is the time it takes to load up a truck full of 100 trees. It will take more men which means less money you make. This will be a riskier operation but cleaner if you make it out. You'll probably need 3 men which will take under 30 to load up 100 trees, give or take about 20 depending on size.
To manage an operation like this, you must find a location that will have a large number of pre-cut tress lying around. Scout out nearby tree farms and search for wherever they keep the trees.
The rest is obvious, drive your truck and trailer no smaller than 20 feet to the tree site, back in, load up, then make off with your trees.
Take caution not to steal from a farm on which the house resides - you'll likely run into an extremely angry farmer looking for blood.
Sales
The prices of trees will vary. You'll want to check out the competition's prices, but generally you'll be charging as such:
$5/foot Douglas fir
$7/foot grand fir
$9/foot noble and Fraser fir
$10/foot blue spruce.
However these prices will vary and are not set in stone.
Now that you have a plethora of product, a location to sell, and a time to do so, you're ready to make some money.
You can build racks out of 2x4s or lean the trees on them, or lean the trees on the side of your truck/trailer and spread them out as they are bought.
Organize them by species and height, and make sure to offer good customer service.
The best day for sales is Sunday, and it is possible to sell a few hundred trees in a day, but for an operation like this 100 is an unlikely goal.
If you're looking for quick cash, a Saturday/Sunday weekend sale the second or first weekend in December is your best bet. This will be a safe way to get in and get out with profit. Alternatively, if you have enough trees to sell and want to stay open for the whole season, you'll want to open the weekend after the American thanksgiving and stay open until Christmas Eve.
Tree Info
Douglas Fir: are the cheapest out of the common Christmas trees.
Their needles are soft and medium length but their branches are not very strong. They are a common but cheaper type of tree. The needle retention of the Douglas fir is poor.
Grand Fir: Has flat, dark green needles and are the most fragrant of the tradition Christmas trees. The needles are soft but once again the branches aren't terrible strong and will not likely be able to hold heavier ornaments. The needle retention of the Grand fir is moderate.
Noble Fir: Deep green in colour. The needles are relatively smooth and the branches are spaced out well and strong - good for decorating. The Nobel Fir is often what door wreaths are made out of.
The Nobel fir has excellent needle retention and is considered a premium tree.
Fraser Fir: The idea Christmas tree, similar to the Nobel Fir but with frosty green needles that range from mint green to silvery green in colour. The branches are spaced much farther apart and are stronger then the Douglas and Grand fir and for this reason are a better choice for decorating. Their branches can hold heavier ornaments and the tree is a more attractive tree all around. The needle retention of the Fraser Fir is impeccable and is considered to be a premium tree.
Blue Spruce: My personal favourite. It has a blueish, often silvery tint and very strong branches that can hold very heavy ornaments. The branches are spaced out well but the needles are very sharp which make this beautiful tree a poor choice for families with small children or curious pets.
The needle retention is good and the Blue Spruce is also a premium tree.
There are other breeds of Christmas trees too, but from my experience these are the most common.
Wrap Up
So you've sold your Christmas trees and made several thousand dollars, now comes the clean up. It is important to make sure you don’t leave anything behind and to not leave a lasting impression with the farmer or parking lot owner.
I failed to mention it earlier but selling the trees in a nearby town or larger city that isn't your own will be safest to avoid being identified. Any extra trees should be dumped in garbage dump or compost site.
If possible, do not use your real name at all during the operation. When borrowing a truck and trailer, use a friends rather than renting a truck. When setting up for sale in a parking lot, keep as much info from the lot owner. Don't tell him anything he doesn't ask about, and be vague. Try telling him the set-up will be temporary and you want to avoid getting into legalities with the paperwork. If you take out ads in the paper, do it discretely.
It will be unlikely that the tree farmer will ever be able to track you down, and in reality he wont. Once he realizes that you have scammed him and your phone is disconnected, he'll probably report it to the police then give up. The police may follow up by checking with registered vendors in the area of delivery but wont find you because you sold in another town and likely didn't apply for a permit.
As for the permit, it's not a bad thing to have and it may come in necessary when looking for a lot to sell on. Times are changing and people don't like doing under the table business as often anymore, laws governing these areas are enforced more thoroughly and most reputable land and parking lot owners wont want to risk legal trouble, as unlikely as it is. If you decided to go with the permit, make sure to sell away from the farm and drop off location, and if you decided to stay open all season, its worth buying some trees and selling them too, to keep it somewhat reputable and still make money. You'll turn a profit either way, and you'll make more money if you buy trees to sell too.
That's about all you need to know to become a Christmas tree pirate. It's a simple system but takes work to pull off. Even if you decided to open up a real Christmas tree lot with the right papers and trees paid for legitimately, selling a few hundred stolen trees will bump up your profits through the roof, and the stolen trees will be much easier to conceal. It will be easy to launder some of the money into your business and the rest you can keep aside as cash for spending money.
Have fun and make some extra spending money this Christmas season with Christmas tree piracy. -
2018-07-28 at 12:12 AM UTC in Oh Gawd Its Broke Its BrokeYou guys really know how to make a good bug reports, lots of details and stuff, it's always a total breeze to reproduce the issue you folks report and debugging is always a pleasure.
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2018-07-27 at 10:11 PM UTC in Who wants hydromorphone dead?
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2018-07-27 at 5:44 PM UTC in Who wants hydromorphone dead?I'll hydrate your ass with my mind you fucking thousand mile cuck lord?
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2018-07-27 at 5:02 PM UTC in Who wants hydromorphone dead?
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2018-07-24 at 10:57 AM UTC in starcucks incorperated
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2018-07-24 at 5:39 AM UTC in starcucks incorperated
Originally posted by chzbrgr I only checked this to see if you got home okay last night, but…
First, it's I should have. Second, you only kinda choked me once. You got an enhancement for strangulation on your family violence charge because you stuck your fingers in my throat to stop me from screaming so the cops could hear me outside after you had been attacking me and holding me against my will for over three hours. I'm assuming this second time you're referring to is just when you basically got arrested for the same crime a year later because you were hanging out with me when you shouldn't have been because of the protective order. Yes, you held me against my will and attacked me again, but it wasn't nearly as bad, and I don't remember any choking that time. You did get another charge for unlawful restraint, but there were no secondary charges in relation to strangulation, and believe me, I would've told them if it had happened. Regardless, bragging about "choking me out twice" is dumb af. Maybe I should have done a better job at choking you when I was defending myself in the first attack. I remember being on top of you, my hands squeezing your neck, your teeth covered in blood, your face turning purple. It wouldn't have taken me much longer if I wouldn't have stopped. Even though I was defending myself, I wouldn't have wanted killing you on my conscious, plus I loved you, and there was no real reason why you started fighting me; you were just really drunk. Physically, I messed you up worse than you did me, so I wouldn't be so boastful.
Yeah, you talked through not only the trailers, but an hour into the movie after I had told you multiple times to be quiet. The guy in front of us was visibly annoyed by you (and therefore, us). You're the one who wanted to go to the movies… Maybe you just wanted to take me so you could slobber on me and feel me up in a dark theater, but that doesn't really work when you go to a popular new movie on a weekend night. And, I actually wanted to see that movie, so you not only were annoying the people around us, but also me. Then, for some reason, you thought it was okay to make some joke about jedis that was not relevant at all. I thought, okay, maybe that's it, he got his vulgar, bigotted comment out and he'll shut up for the rest of the movie… but NO. You fucking YELLED the word "retard" so loud that everyone in the whole fucking theater could hear. Who the fuck does that? Sometimes… I feel sorry for you because it's apparent that you have multiple afflictions such as Asperger's, Tourette's, Bipolar Disorder, Paranoid Schizophrenia… but the fact that you're aware of at least some of these things, and aware that these things make you a complete and utter asshole, and you don't seek any treatment or do anything about it, makes you completely and totally deserve every repercussion of your actions. I've always been sorry for the things I have done to you, including ditching you at the theater without a ride, but I've never been sorry for WHY I did those things. They were reactionary to the things you were doing to me, and you deserved them.
And I bet you like my nose ring and tattoo… And my tattoo is only covered up my my arm fat when I fully flex my arm… which would happen to anyone with it's placement regardless of how fat they are. It was put in an inconspicuous place intentionally.
How does not shaving my arm pits = me lying about going to the gym? That doesn't make any damn sense. I have been going to the gym. That's where I went straight after I left you at the movies. I told you I had to go Sunday night or Monday morning before work and that's why I wasn't going to stay overnight with you. I've been going to the gym to work on strengthening the right muscles to realign my pelvis and rehabilitate my low back to prevent getting severe spasms like I used to. I stopped shaving my armpits because my skin is sensitive and it's painful for me. I'd rather have a patch of soft hair there than a rash of pimples and pustules. Plus it's fun to pet. Same with my pussy. It isn't shaved either. You were definitely on drugs the other night.
And I don't weigh any more or less than I did the last time you saw me. I may have bloated up because the only thing you fed me the nights we got together was lasagna, potato salad, Takis, beer, sugar-laden malt liquor, chips, and candy. I'm insulin resistant and carbs fuck me up, especially when I haven't had them in a while, which I have been limiting. We talked about this at the movies.
Regardless of how much I weigh, I'm still a desirable bitch. You still want to fuck me after all these years of fighting and getting arrested and being on probation and not talking to me for two years… And I think you and I both know I'm much better looking than I was the last time you saw me. You told me the other night how pretty I was and that was after I slobbered all over your cock, had snot on my face and smeared my mascara. And of course, WITH my hairy pits and pussy. ;) Not to mention you still have a pic of me in your fap folder that I sent you two years ago.
And yeah, I wish you and I could be friends too, but you've never been a friend to me. Only a lover and an enemy. You can never chill and be in between; you've always gotta have your hands on me. The only times you've been nice or good to me were for your own benefit and even that was limited. Sometimes holding me down and kicking me was better for you. I've always told you this, and this will probably always be true - there will always be a place in my heart for you… if not that, I at least won't ever forget you… but you are too much to handle. You're an unruly child. You used to be a conquest for me. I wanted you to turn good because of me. I wanted to show you a good life and you quit your shit. But you just took advantage of me, and I was too young and naive to realize it until it was too late. Life has gotten better for me without you in it. The golden energy in my soul that you sucked dry has been replenished. I've paid off debt. I've raised my credit score. I bought a new car. I have good friends that take care of me. I'm happy. I love myself. I love my job. I've gotten a promotion and a couple raises and getting on salary in a couple months and another considerable raise at the beginning of next year. I'm taking a vacation next month. I'll be able to afford my own place when my lease is up. My skin is better. I can make my pussy squirt. And there are many who love to watch it and tell me how pretty and perfect it is. All my lovers since have treated me well, taken me out to dinner, licked my pussy, fucked me and made me cum at least three times before they did. I have one now that begs for my attention and his eyes roll in the back of his head and brain turns to mush with every word I speak (his words). And that's even AFTER I poured a menstrual cup full of blood into his mouth. I have another that told me I was wife material just last night. I am adored. More people admire me and want to worship me than I can actually handle. You don't know me. You've never fucking known me. And it's all because you never bothered. You made everything about you. I am great. And wonderful. And beautiful. And powerful. And you'll never be able to know it. And it's best that you don't. Because I will fuck you up.
The only reason why I hit you up Thursday was because I was bored and wanted to go to the new library downtown. That's something I thought you'd enjoy since it seems like you've had a rough time lately with your gf dumping you, and you overdosing, and then spending a few days in the psych hospital. I wouldn't have even thought to hit you up if you hadn't tried contacting me a couple months ago, numerous times, might I add… I was just trying to be nice, but of course you ruined it.
Just in case you're actually worried about this, which you shouldn't be because you fucked me on my period, but I know you are stupid and don't understand how reproduction works… I don't have my Nexplanon anymore. I got it taken out a few months ago due to bad side effects. I'm back on the pill. I have to take birth control because I have polycystic ovarian syndrome, but besides that, I don't want kids for at least 6-10 years, if at all, anyway. You are really stupid for creaming in a bitch three times without knowing whether she's on BC or not tho. But you know I'm smart, and I know you know that I'd abort your baby in a heartbeat and not even tell you, even if I wasn't on BC. I think you'd secretly like it if I carried your baby though. It'd be a lot better than the trailer trash you knocked up six years ago.
Yeah, he shouldn't. Too risky. He's almost done with probation, and I could call the cops for any "threatening or harassing" contact from him. Plus I sent his probation officer the link to his posts on this site, so it wouldn't be in his best interest for us to get into it on here.
Imagine the freedom you'd have if you'd have some manners and keep your mouth shut sometimes.
Your balls are mine. Cuck.
choke me once, shame on you.
choke me twice, ill go to a movie with you again. -
2018-07-24 at 3:48 AM UTC in starcucks incorperated
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2018-07-24 at 2:45 AM UTC in starcucks incorperatedI only checked this to see if you got home okay last night, but...
Originally posted by Bill Krozby cranberries (the girl I choked out twice, I should of done of a better job)
First, it's I should have. Second, you only kinda choked me once. You got an enhancement for strangulation on your family violence charge because you stuck your fingers in my throat to stop me from screaming so the cops could hear me outside after you had been attacking me and holding me against my will for over three hours. I'm assuming this second time you're referring to is just when you basically got arrested for the same crime a year later because you were hanging out with me when you shouldn't have been because of the protective order. Yes, you held me against my will and attacked me again, but it wasn't nearly as bad, and I don't remember any choking that time. You did get another charge for unlawful restraint, but there were no secondary charges in relation to strangulation, and believe me, I would've told them if it had happened. Regardless, bragging about "choking me out twice" is dumb af. Maybe I should have done a better job at choking you when I was defending myself in the first attack. I remember being on top of you, my hands squeezing your neck, your teeth covered in blood, your face turning purple. It wouldn't have taken me much longer if I wouldn't have stopped. Even though I was defending myself, I wouldn't have wanted killing you on my conscious, plus I loved you, and there was no real reason why you started fighting me; you were just really drunk. Physically, I messed you up worse than you did me, so I wouldn't be so boastful.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby and half way through she went to the bathroom and never came back she left her brew in the cup holder and I was like wtf and called her and she said that im an embarassment even though now she has a gold nose ring and a tattoo you can't see because her arm fat covers it up.
Yeah, you talked through not only the trailers, but an hour into the movie after I had told you multiple times to be quiet. The guy in front of us was visibly annoyed by you (and therefore, us). You're the one who wanted to go to the movies... Maybe you just wanted to take me so you could slobber on me and feel me up in a dark theater, but that doesn't really work when you go to a popular new movie on a weekend night. And, I actually wanted to see that movie, so you not only were annoying the people around us, but also me. Then, for some reason, you thought it was okay to make some joke about jedis that was not relevant at all. I thought, okay, maybe that's it, he got his vulgar, bigotted comment out and he'll shut up for the rest of the movie... but NO. You fucking YELLED the word "retard" so loud that everyone in the whole fucking theater could hear. Who the fuck does that? Sometimes... I feel sorry for you because it's apparent that you have multiple afflictions such as Asperger's, Tourette's, Bipolar Disorder, Paranoid Schizophrenia... but the fact that you're aware of at least some of these things, and aware that these things make you a complete and utter asshole, and you don't seek any treatment or do anything about it, makes you completely and totally deserve every repercussion of your actions. I've always been sorry for the things I have done to you, including ditching you at the theater without a ride, but I've never been sorry for WHY I did those things. They were reactionary to the things you were doing to me, and you deserved them.
And I bet you like my nose ring and tattoo... And my tattoo is only covered up my my arm fat when I fully flex my arm... which would happen to anyone with it's placement regardless of how fat they are. It was put in an inconspicuous place intentionally.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i figured 2 and a half years would be enough for us to be friends but she has gained a lot of weight and talks about going to the the gym but has hairy arm pits so I knew she was lying
How does not shaving my arm pits = me lying about going to the gym? That doesn't make any damn sense. I have been going to the gym. That's where I went straight after I left you at the movies. I told you I had to go Sunday night or Monday morning before work and that's why I wasn't going to stay overnight with you. I've been going to the gym to work on strengthening the right muscles to realign my pelvis and rehabilitate my low back to prevent getting severe spasms like I used to. I stopped shaving my armpits because my skin is sensitive and it's painful for me. I'd rather have a patch of soft hair there than a rash of pimples and pustules. Plus it's fun to pet. Same with my pussy. It isn't shaved either. You were definitely on drugs the other night.
And I don't weigh any more or less than I did the last time you saw me. I may have bloated up because the only thing you fed me the nights we got together was lasagna, potato salad, Takis, beer, sugar-laden malt liquor, chips, and candy. I'm insulin resistant and carbs fuck me up, especially when I haven't had them in a while, which I have been limiting. We talked about this at the movies.
Regardless of how much I weigh, I'm still a desirable bitch. You still want to fuck me after all these years of fighting and getting arrested and being on probation and not talking to me for two years... And I think you and I both know I'm much better looking than I was the last time you saw me. You told me the other night how pretty I was and that was after I slobbered all over your cock, had snot on my face and smeared my mascara. And of course, WITH my hairy pits and pussy. ;) Not to mention you still have a pic of me in your fap folder that I sent you two years ago.
And yeah, I wish you and I could be friends too, but you've never been a friend to me. Only a lover and an enemy. You can never chill and be in between; you've always gotta have your hands on me. The only times you've been nice or good to me were for your own benefit and even that was limited. Sometimes holding me down and kicking me was better for you. I've always told you this, and this will probably always be true - there will always be a place in my heart for you... if not that, I at least won't ever forget you... but you are too much to handle. You're an unruly child. You used to be a conquest for me. I wanted you to turn good because of me. I wanted to show you a good life and you quit your shit. But you just took advantage of me, and I was too young and naive to realize it until it was too late. Life has gotten better for me without you in it. The golden energy in my soul that you sucked dry has been replenished. I've paid off debt. I've raised my credit score. I bought a new car. I have good friends that take care of me. I'm happy. I love myself. I love my job. I've gotten a promotion and a couple raises and getting on salary in a couple months and another considerable raise at the beginning of next year. I'm taking a vacation next month. I'll be able to afford my own place when my lease is up. My skin is better. I can make my pussy squirt. And there are many who love to watch it and tell me how pretty and perfect it is. All my lovers since have treated me well, taken me out to dinner, licked my pussy, fucked me and made me cum at least three times before they did. I have one now that begs for my attention and his eyes roll in the back of his head and brain turns to mush with every word I speak (his words). And that's even AFTER I poured a menstrual cup full of blood into his mouth. I have another that told me I was wife material just last night. I am adored. More people admire me and want to worship me than I can actually handle. You don't know me. You've never fucking known me. And it's all because you never bothered. You made everything about you. I am great. And wonderful. And beautiful. And powerful. And you'll never be able to know it. And it's best that you don't. Because I will fuck you up.
The only reason why I hit you up Thursday was because I was bored and wanted to go to the new library downtown. That's something I thought you'd enjoy since it seems like you've had a rough time lately with your gf dumping you, and you overdosing, and then spending a few days in the psych hospital. I wouldn't have even thought to hit you up if you hadn't tried contacting me a couple months ago, numerous times, might I add... I was just trying to be nice, but of course you ruined it.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i gave her a few cream pies without asking her if she is still on b control. She's smart enough to know the baby would abort itself I wouldn't give her any money.
Just in case you're actually worried about this, which you shouldn't be because you fucked me on my period, but I know you are stupid and don't understand how reproduction works... I don't have my Nexplanon anymore. I got it taken out a few months ago due to bad side effects. I'm back on the pill. I have to take birth control because I have polycystic ovarian syndrome, but besides that, I don't want kids for at least 6-10 years, if at all, anyway. You are really stupid for creaming in a bitch three times without knowing whether she's on BC or not tho. But you know I'm smart, and I know you know that I'd abort your baby in a heartbeat and not even tell you, even if I wasn't on BC. I think you'd secretly like it if I carried your baby though. It'd be a lot better than the trailer trash you knocked up six years ago.
Originally posted by Cootehill You should get cranberries to start posting again.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah i shouldn't too much risk on my part.
Yeah, he shouldn't. Too risky. He's almost done with probation, and I could call the cops for any "threatening or harassing" contact from him. Plus I sent his probation officer the link to his posts on this site, so it wouldn't be in his best interest for us to get into it on here.
Imagine the freedom you'd have if you'd have some manners and keep your mouth shut sometimes.
Your balls are mine. Cuck. -
2018-07-23 at 6:20 PM UTC in Israel adopts controversial jedi nation-state law "officially legalises apartheid and legally defines Israel as an apartheid system".Ahmadinejad was hilarious
in response to the 'muhammad cartoon competition' he ran a 'holocaust cartoon competition'