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  1. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Welcome to The Cringiest Postfest Yet
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  2. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    This thread is gonna get lengthy
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  3. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Omg, how could I forget about My Name is Earl. Another great show, left on a cliff hanger because it got cancelled.
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  4. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Cool story bro, tell it again.


    I got the ultimate revenge on these Totse traitors. Jeff carelessly let NirvanaNET's domain expire, which was what he used to register his spare administrator account, EnigmA, so it was child's play to buy the domain and set up an e-mail server on it, then use that to do a password reset on the EnigmA administrator account, which had equal powers to Jeff Hunter's administrator account. I could easily have deleted Jeff's account, but instead, I appointed myself as a moderator, hard deleted the Half Baked forum, and then demoted the kidiot mods to regular. When they woke up in the morning and found out I was now a mod, they all went batshit crazy, but they couldn't do fuck all about it, because Jeff was an absent dictator. Metaphysicist was especially angry, because I made him my co-mod. They had to live with it for months. Once Jeff finally did make an appearance, he couldn't believe what had happened, but he still didn't even have a clue that his spare admin account had been hacked, so he couldn't figure out how the hell what happened happened. He made a post about it, and I posted directly after his post using the EnigmA account, letting him know that "something fishy was afoot", but he didn't see it, which made the treasonous kidiot clowns like panthrax even more hysterical. Then I changed the passwords on a few of the kidiot clowns accounts and pretended to be them and methodically turned one against the other, each thinking that the other had betrayed them. Classic shit right there.
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  5. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I wouldn’t worry about him… he’s probably off putting the cap on the highlighter or something.

    or scooping it out of, with his tongue
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  6. Kept looking around. Didn't want to get clubbed from behind like a baby seal.
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  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Folks, I was just sitting outside, having smoke, staring into the unrelenting abyss that is the snow storm mother nature sent to punish me for being a homosexual, when I had a fantastic idea.
    Why is christmas, new years, easter, hunnakah, kwanza, halloween, thanksgiving, and all the other good holidays during the worst shittiest possible time of the year? It's always cold and wet out, gets dark at 4:30pm, people become miserable which makes interactions harder, can't do anything outside, and all the women are bundled up like where in some third world muslim shithole.

    I say we move it all to july, so you have the fourth of july, then halloween, then thanksgiving, then christmas all while it's still beach weather outside and the lack of vitamin d isnt making you want to kill yourself.

    thoughts?

    Christmas should be on Valentine's day and and 4th of July should be joined together with new years eve.

    explode more. we need to be more explosive because not a lot of people make it to the new year
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  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that shit shouldnt be allowed before 10 am
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Go fuck off back and nonce on your 26 year old baby momma and Texas Kafka.

    You seem unnecessarily angry. As a father, I'm going to do my best to treat you with love and patience as you work through these difficult feelings.
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  10. Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    We will know when you leave for sure when you stop whining about how you're "leaving forever for real this time guys".
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  11. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    See you tomorrow bipolar high roller
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  12. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Ok instaweiner

    Fuck you
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl i feel like crispy is not as crunchy as it seems. probably sogged n wet n probably spoiled.

    overcooked? maybe a lil over but I haven't gotten a taste test yet

    probably too much seasoning

    probably idk

    What the actual fuck is wrong with you people? Autism can only explain so much.
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  14. Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I’ve been giggling for the last 20 minutes thinking about you wearing these around your halfway house and all the Mexicans or whatever snickering about the headbands wearing white boy.

    I'll post pics when they arrive!
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  15. Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    I think he'd rather be pegged
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  16. The real kicker is Jesus was actually born in the summer.
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  17. Originally posted by Rough Rider I'd still push your prostate in though, because you're nice to me.

    Thanks for the offer Brad, and I have had some intense prostate orgasms that made me cum everywhere, but if I ever need my prostate stimulated ever again I have carrots in my vegetable drawer.
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  18. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Fluttershy You made a big thing about how funny you thought it was that you deleted the whole conversation yet you kept the pictures?

    I think we might have a “one that got away” situation going on here, folx!

    All I did just now was make a comment about digging holes.

    Holy fucking shit lol.
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  19. pics o teh beech ball belly or it nv happnd
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  20. ner vegas African Astronaut
    no I don't
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