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  1. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Look, it's a light!

    Bird and Worm went towards the only bright thing they had seen in a hundred years and its brilliance showed them that the void around them was not smooth but pleated, and studded with sparkling black diamonds that were the corpses of dead suns.

    As they drew nearer, they saw that someone else was already there.

    It was a figure wrapped in tattered robes, its face hidden beneath the folds of a hood. It sat cross legged before the light, its fingers tracing patterns in the dust of the void. The glow reflected in its unmoving hands, but it did not cast a shadow.

    Bird hesitated. Worm wriggled in the empty air. Neither spoke, but the presence before them made the silence heavier, as though words would shatter something fragile.

    The figure lifted its head. Two dark hollows where eyes should be.

    You are late.

    Bird ruffled its wings, unsettled. What is it?

    The figure turned back to the light. The last thing that will ever be.

    Worm squirmed closer. Who put it here?

    I did.

    The void was vast, endless, indifferent. But here was something small, contained. Bird peered into it and saw motion, entire galaxies, spinning, colliding, birthing stars and devouring them. A universe, perfect and whole, inside a fragile shell of glass.

    It is not supposed to be, the figure murmured. But I could not let it end.

    Bird and Worm watched as the figure ran a careful hand along the bottles surface, and for a moment, something rippled in the light, something like regret or tenderness.

    Then, with infinite gentleness, the figure tipped the bottle.

    It fell.

    It shattered.

    The light inside did not die.

    It expanded.

    It roared outward in a flood of time, matter, memory. It consumed them, wove them into its fabric, sent them spiraling into endless rebirths and dissolutions.

    And as Bird and Worm unraveled into everything, the figure watched and spoke one last time.

    This is the end.
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  2. MEGA MOLE Houston
    I want to die
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  3. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Lanny Noita is dank

    Noitas not
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  4. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by RisiR † I turn most Ws into Ls….

    It's either the Captain or Unstable Matter. Are you telling me that it would be waikum salam as answer?

    AIkum Salam.

    No no it's Walaikum Salam, sorry I should have been clearer. Definitely not Unstable, das insulting.
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  5. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Wow, succinctly vivid description that really paints a picture. Would love a pic of said bottle.
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  6. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Yeah well what about the 4th of July folks?
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  7. MEGA MOLE Houston
    I knew Kinko would be in this thred
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  8. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Genghis Khan? Winner and most prolific rapist in history. Point and match.
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  9. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Facts
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  10. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Seriously, you should be over games by like 14, 15
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  11. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Definitely not Jigaboo and I was genuinely kidding but you know what, show me ur tits bitch
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  12. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Skeleton, like a bone, maybe you want a bone in your ass faggot?
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  13. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Also the dial markings are now used as an aesthetic choice but back in the day they were supposed to be for diving watches, e.g. to use as a dive timer, especially the rotating bezels. So like you could rotate the bezel so the arrow points at the current time, then the minute hand will tell you exactly how many minutes have elapsed along the marked bezel. So say you have a 20 minute oxygen tank, you can mark and time 10 minutes exactly rather than remembering "I went in at 10:33, now it's 10:47, 47-33=14 minutes I've been under".
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  14. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 That's fucking stupid. It only makes sense if you're just so rich you couldn't think of anything else to spend $6000 on. And if you're that rich you should be shot and have your watch stolen but I think they have serial numbers on them anyway. So it's fucking stupid either way.

    Are fancy watches like that autowinding or what?

    It is frankly a bad decision no matter how much money you have. But you are learning how different people have different relationships with money. For many people the whole point is to subsidize their bad decisions. Like they genuinely don't understand what the point of having money even is if you don't spend it pointlessly i.e. "have fun with it".
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  15. MEGA MOLE Houston
    People who don't wear watches are losers, nobodies
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  17. MEGA MOLE Houston
    That honestly looks pretty shitty and gay bro. This is not to be mean but because I want you to rizz mad cuties and hoes and baddies, naameen? You need something more tasteful while still being functional and easy to read. The one you posted looks like a 12 year old picked it out from Dollar General if I'm being real. Very gaudy and visibly cheap looking.
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  18. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Atoms are pretty cool but you know what's even cooler? Mole-cools.
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