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2024-11-06 at 2:10 PM UTC in NiS limited edition sneakersGet back to me when you call them "Trainers" and not "sneakers" which is a nigga term.
You should be ashamed of myself calling them that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-06 at 10:42 AM UTC in Trump WinsYay!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-06 at 4:38 AM UTC in Send onion linkshey, even feds deserve to have representation here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-06 at 4:32 AM UTC in Send onion linksFed.
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2024-11-05 at 9:43 PM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?
Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Everything in Five Guys is too greasy. They fry the chips in peanut oil and they are still kinds greasy when you eat them, and even the burgers they try too hard with the dressing on and the burger is far too soft and greasy.
Only good thing there are the free peanuts and the refillable coke.
It would be good if it wasn’t $40 per person. I like greasy comfort food just as much as the next guy but come on dude it shouldn’t be $70 for 2 burgers, a soda, and a medium fry.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-05 at 8:59 PM UTC in Voting experience threadWhat did you experience and witness first hand when you went to vote today?
My experience today was uneventful and uncommonly reserved.
There wasnt any hillbillies flying uside down flags or shitty Democrats bussing in dementia patients with who to vote for written on their arms.
The person registering my ballot was physically retarded though. He has the palzy or something and kept using the stylus in his mouth and when my ballot printed out he picked it up with his mouth and gave it to me covered in spit.
I thought that was really funny.
I would have vote for him if I knew his name.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-05 at 8:33 PM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?"Health professionals" are total frauds these days. You can go ahead and ignore anything they say.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-05 at 4:19 PM UTC in Where'd all the ancient Egyptian mummies go?There use to be millions.
I'm sure you've heard of a couple and maybe even see one.
Well...
In the Victorian era, rich people would buy a mummy and invite everyone over. They'd drink a bunch and undress it. They called them undressing parties.
Then they ate the mummy because they believed it would give them super natural boners and titties. The rest of the night was a fuck fest.
That's why there are so few mummies left.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-05 at 3:54 PM UTC in Why Do Young Men Today SUCK At Sex?I consumed a credit card yesterdayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-05 at 1:46 PM UTC in Why Do Young Men Today SUCK At Sex?
Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Consider that when you drink out of a plastic water bottle you can still slightly taste the plastic.
Plastic leaches bisphenols and phtalates. Bisphenols and phtalates are known xenoextrogens and interfere with hormone production, especially testosterone production.
"why do all the young guys in industrialised societies in 2024 look like endocrinology patients?"
I don't taste the plastic but I'm more concerned that we consume about a credit cards worth of microplastic every year from every source so it's pretty unavoidable.
in 1000 years we will all be gender neutral freaks like the gay frogs. This is why we need to genetically engineer human male zygotes to not grow nipples. Get that shit off of me I"'m A GENETIC MALE!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-05 at 12:57 PM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-05 at 4:37 AM UTC in Why Do Young Men Today SUCK At Sex?king of frogs: sex coach for menThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-05 at 4:21 AM UTC in Why Do Young Men Today SUCK At Sex?You don't know what the FUCK you're talkin about.
I got 3 positions:
Boy on top
Girl on top
Doggystyle
And I almost* never fail to make them cum 2-3 times within 15 minutes. It's about making them feel wanted, it's about romance and love and tenderness.
A little spontaneity here and there.
Sometimes I'll go for 30 if I want to savour it. Anything more than that and we both get bored. -
2024-11-05 at 12:55 AM UTC in Why Do Young Men Today SUCK At Sex?Coz they're all transfaggotsexualz now a days
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2024-11-04 at 11:50 PM UTC in NiS Promo!
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2024-11-04 at 2:29 PM UTC in In Four More Days, The "America" As You Know It Will Be Gone!
Originally posted by Kafka It freaks me out that there's Trump supporters in Europe as well. They're mentally ill people in a cult and prone to violence. They should he maimed so they can't hurt anyone, it's cheaper than putting them in a mental hospital.
You've got it backwards. It's the democrats who are the mentally ill, who are the cult, and who are the ones prone to violence.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-04 at 2:15 PM UTC in Why Haven't I Been Using This Condiment My Entire life?REAL food doesn't need condiments.
You don't got to a 2 star Michelin restaurant and ask for the ketchup.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-04 at 10:24 AM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?Fry withdrawal
Any tips fomlks?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-11-04 at 3:46 AM UTC in Why Do Young Men Today SUCK At Sex?Weirdly enough I am still good at sex for my age and my generation, most guys in my generation that I know are not that great at sex. They cum first, don't give it their all, don't give head, and want the women to do all the work.
When I'm in bed, I go balls to the wall, I treat sex like a workout, like I'm doing HIIT. I'll go super rough, hard, and fast for a few minutes, then switch to head, then switch to another sex position, then finger her, back and forth until either I cum or she can't take it anymore.
When you leave a women's legs quivering and she curls up next to you and puts her head on your chest after sweating bullets and fucking her like a wild animal, it comes with a great sense of accomplishment that is different from just about every feeling this world has to offer.
But from accounts from my guy friends that I've heard they have their girl ride them, or their girl jerks them off while they are playing halo, or they do fuck their girlfriend but they don't even break a sweat. It seems like they have no clue how to please a women at all, and just do whatever feels good for them.
Well, here's a secret to the few young men reading this: If you put in the work to please your women as much as possible, you may not cum super quick or sex might not feel as good as you want it to at first, but it is worth it 100%. It's a marathon, not a race, and you will still cum. You will just cum more and much harder than if you had just fucked her for 5 mins, came, and went to bed. The feeling of elation, accomplishment, and satisfaction you get when you know that your girl came just as hard as you did makes all of the blood, sweat, and tears (Blood is optional, sweat is a must, and tears depends on if you are mentally ill) worth it.
Then you smoke a cigarette, have a couple of beers and hold your women close.
If you don't get a good workout in, make your girl scream, treat her like a piece of fuckmeat and spend an hour pleasing her, you are sexing wrong -
2024-11-03 at 6:11 PM UTC in NiS Promo!
Originally posted by trippymindfuk Can't you make us a cool ass banner without having to consider suicide?
As a true artist that has made several banners, no. This is why Van Gogh cut off his ear. The only way to produce something beautiful is to understanding suffering in an innate way deep within your soul so you can effortlessly visualize the complete opposite which is how the greatest works of art throughout history were produced in my opinionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
