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  1. Crispy reverse pedophile
    How will you make money to get the alcohol??? You needa work to enjoy life
  2. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Try to get 2 days off in a row. If you dont then dont get drunk
  3. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Is it a sin to not go to work and instead stay home and get drunk?

    I don't think so, Jesus never worked a dime in his life and that nigga was turning water into wine so I bet he was getting wasted as a mf too.
    Yeah, thats why youre dumb and fat. Skippin work (work that helps you stay active and healthy) just to get drunk and be lazy (which is why youre a fat retard at 20 years old) is a sin. Id say get drunk once a week on your day off like a normal person
  4. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Far McFar Nothing because im not a Man-Child like most of you are.

    Also I dont answer the door and I dont leave candy out but I do get a lot of TP'ing on the tree outside
    So your costume is a fat sissy boy?
  5. Crispy reverse pedophile
    If youre not 6’2 you have no excuse to be over 200 pounds
  6. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Even getting to the 200’s is embarrassing
  7. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Far McFar 208 pounds and reducing weight week by week.
    Not day by day? Okay fatty
  8. Crispy reverse pedophile
    No
  9. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Get zero sugar candy
  10. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They'll have robotic husbands too…just hang in there.
    Metal hurts
  11. Crispy reverse pedophile
    I dont want a sex slave either, i want a husband
  12. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You have your whole life ahead of you,
    The things you'll see I'm envious of
    Man walking on and settling on Mars
    Bio computers implanted in your brain
    Holographic displays
    Humanoid robots that will clean your house and wipe your ass and can also double up as sex slaves
    Medical advancements that mean you'll live to be 150.
    Possibility of uploading your mind into a computer thereby living forever and even further in the future being transferred to a bio engineered body.

    Think about your future not the present.
    I dont wana be 150, i wana die when you old people die :(
  13. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Yeah im sad
  14. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Stimulated
  15. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im hungry
  16. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Actually I might go as, a naked little girl..I'll need to buy some cute socks though…the old man plaid ones wont cut it.

    Get Halloween socks
  17. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Crispy you’re 202?
    Atoure a retard bri
  18. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Even 250 is pushing it
  19. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Anything over 250 calories feels like a lot tbh
  20. Crispy reverse pedophile
    I wish i was SKINNY
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