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  1. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Cheerios and mayo is bad bradley, carb city
  2. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Cant hes at his desk wait
  3. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk It's my birthday today ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‰

    Hope everyone has a great day! Mine is going to be like any other day, really
    Happy birthday
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    Censor pls my teacher seen
  5. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im horny now because i ate so my sex drive is working again
  6. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Op called cps on me
  7. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Met with the lawyer today, and finally, I really feel like someone gets it. He was nodding along as I laid out all the defamation, libel, and hate Iโ€™ve been subjected to on this miserable forum. He sees the potential hereโ€”punitive damages, emotional distress, the whole deal. You could tell he knows there's a solid case to be made. Sure, he humored me a bit, but I know he's smelling the money in this too. These couple of internet idiots have crossed the line, and now theyโ€™ll pay for it.

    He was even eager to explore all the legal angles. We discussed the potential for punitive damages, emotional distress, and the different ways we could bring these people to justice for the harm they've done. Honestly, I could tell he was ready to go all-in on this case because he sees what I see: a goldmine of accountability. I could feel that he knows this forum has crossed too many lines, and it's time to make them pay. I really feel like this guy is the one who will shut this place down once and for all.
    Dude just cut yourself like a normal edge lord
  8. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Fax ๐Ÿ“  Don't be nervous. Whatever the scale says, your worth as a human being is more than grams of hydrocarbons! ๐Ÿซ‚
    Im 81.3 ๐Ÿ˜ข
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    Im going to weigh naked, super nervous :(
  10. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Far McFar I bet you did more than your share of it.

    you're not clean, ass hole. you have a lot of secrets going on in your life you think you're free from charges. its only a matter of time before they find DNA on some shit you did and it wont be "past statute of limitation"

    you can bet on that, 'SPARKY'
    Fatass
  11. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im a 15 year old girl
  12. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Why do i need to pee right after i just peed? I didnt drink anything after i peed
  13. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Ok fatass
  14. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by igbo last night i was really high on mephedrone (4mmc) and for some reason whenever i take cathinones/methamphetamine my mind goes to a really perverse horny depraved place and i start looking at shemale porn lol XD i was on my phone and i downloaded this app for hooking up with shemales. it's basically tinder it shows you someone then you click like or dislike and then it shows you the next person until you run out of turns. so this super hot thick latina bitch that was wearing a sexy police costume in her picture pops up. scroll down and it says pronouns: shemale (trans woman) so i'm like fuck yeah and smashed the like button. the phone dings cause she liked me back and now we can text back and forth. here is what our text message exchange looked like:



    she messages first: "hey sexy"


    i replied immediately: "you're hot as fuck i'd let you arrest me any day"



    she replies back: "haha might have to strip search you"


    at this point my stomach was growling cause i didn't eat much this week so i got up and went to make some scrambled eggs. total time spent cooking and eating the 3 eggs was 30 minutes TOPS. the only reason it took that long was because i used the tiniest burner on my stove and a big pan so it took a long time to heat up and cook the 3 eggs. i am not sure what compelled me to do that but i digress.


    i finish the eggs and pick up my phone and check the app and no longer see the thread with whats her name? i can't see our messages or her at all they just vanished.


    here is the worst part of the story: my dumbass PAYS $15 FOR THE PREMIUM GOLD VERSION OF THE APP WHICH WILL SHOW PREVIOUSLY MATCHED PROFILES AND LET YOU MESSAGE THEM


    i see her profile and i message her: "hey idk what happened but i lost your messages! apps being weird lol"


    she hits me with the triple text: *girl shrugging shoulders emoji*

    You didn't seem very interested
    I'm not gonna wait around all night


    i go: i was eating a plate of eggs it's been 20 minutes


    then the icing on the cake from her: ENJOY YOUR FUCKING EGGS


    *blocks me*


    BITCHES (WITH DICKS) BE CRAZY


    I wish i was asexual :/
    Men who arenโ€™t delusional like this are better
  15. Crispy reverse pedophile
    I have a bug problem too.
  16. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Stop raping me !!!
  17. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Peanut butter…There's like 3500 calories in a jar.
    I hate peanut butter
  18. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im tryin to gain it bradley! :(
  19. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, that's only for Wellhung and Wariat.
    Why am i in trouble then
  20. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Uh oh crispy jail
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