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2024-12-18 at 7:30 PM UTC in So I've decided I'm going to invest in making a Fluttershy Sex Doll.Folks it's very lonely being an unlikeable old alcoholic with "no one in the world that has no emotional intelligence and is incapable of properly loving someone the way they need to be loved" (Source: frala)
So I've decided to take matters into my own hands.
I'm going to make a sex doll and with 3d printing and AI, I'm going to essentially make fluttershy into a cuddle-doll
I think I can get a professionally printed fabric pillow for the face;
^ Fluttershy
and put it on like a body shaped pillow
^ example of me & the future FlutterFluffer
I have seen these things kinda like they put into children's toys where you can get the doll to talk if you squeeze the button and I have over 20 minutes of him talking to me to use through AI apps to make it say things like
"Bradley you're so attractive."
"Even though you don't have hair I think you are beautiful."
"You are definitely not a massive faggot like everyone says you are online."
"I love you"
"Cum in my pillow"
I was thinking we also include a machine stroker for the backdoor for anal play.
So basically combine this together and just keep it in the bed with me so I don't have to spend another night alone without my boo.
This is until of course I get my trailer and start running a fortune 500 company at which point I will just export him to florida to be my certified cock polisher/lover.
So basically what i'm thinking is something like this, an idea I saw on 4chan several years ago.
Looking for constructive input only and not criticisms. It's not weird, it's romantic.
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2024-12-18 at 7:15 PM UTC in I got friends my own age! (I think)for christmas
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2024-12-18 at 7:15 PM UTC in I got friends my own age! (I think)Can you buy me a pair of Jordans
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2024-12-18 at 7:13 PM UTC in Best programs to make brochures withI THINK IM GONNA GO WITH CANVA
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2024-12-18 at 6:57 PM UTC in Things I don't likealso u said gf r u dating ur baby mama again? that's wonderful casper!!!!!!!!!
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2024-12-18 at 6:57 PM UTC in Things I don't likewhat is for Bradley???
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2024-12-18 at 6:56 PM UTC in This years Christmas gifts from reps trying to curry my favorI got a T Shirt with an american flag & NEW YORK CITY
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2024-12-18 at 6:54 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Polecat reminds me of my friends dad who was "100% straight" but apparently went to jail in the 80s for raping another man who called him a faggot.
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2024-12-18 at 6:54 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?I actually prefer the sloppy seconds, not the biggest fan of lubricant so when I go second the first mans deposit effectively functions as the second man's grease
When we run trains, I enjoy being the second, fourth and sixth man -
2024-12-18 at 6:23 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?You have been so hateful and full of spite towards me ever since I pointed out how gay it was to live with another man rent free for 20 years in exhcnage for him cooking, cleaning and providing you company.
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2024-12-18 at 6:22 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?but I forgive u
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2024-12-18 at 6:22 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?idk what that means
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2024-12-18 at 5:51 PM UTC in I'm tired of people treating me the way i treat them!!!unbelievable
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2024-12-14 at 4:38 PM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?
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2024-12-14 at 4:32 PM UTC in I Think the Initial Release of Bitcoin Occured on TOTSE
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2024-12-14 at 4:27 PM UTC in New Years Resolutionno
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2024-12-14 at 4:26 PM UTC in New Years ResolutionThey don't say AND? Same act
they say u murdered someone verses attempted to murder someone -
2024-12-14 at 4:26 PM UTC in New Years Resolution
Originally posted by Landy Pamm I was actually cheering him on but he spews so much bullshit and has his one trope and the more I think about him getting away with it and then going "I got it because I was white" (yeah he said this) and realizing he was referencing the Black dude who got 10 years. "Well his dog died".. AND? same act
i know u find this hard to believe but if you try to killsomeone and kill someone the punishment is different. -
2024-12-14 at 4:25 PM UTC in New Years Resolution
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2024-12-14 at 4:22 PM UTC in You'd really rather eat thatYa so I take a small amount of butter (like 1/4 of a teaspoon) lube up the pan and then it's white mushrooms, white onions, garlic & serrano pepper. A splash of Worchestshire Sauce A splash of water and I put the cover on while it steams on medium heat.
While that's going on I chop up some spinach & squeeze the juice out of a whole lemon. into a cup.
When the onion goes translucent I know it's done and I put that on the spinach bed, and drench in the lemon juice.
10/10 it's my favorite meal.
While I was eating this my assistant said "You'd really rather have that then some rice n chicharones?"
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