Posts by Rough Rider

1. 2024-12-19 at 3:57 AM UTC in I'm about to be arrested by the Austin Police Department
   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm We went to Austin before. It was an OK town but that was early to mid 80s. they had these ugly shacks like the size of a FoxFoto kioske. but just a shitty old wooden shack and a line to the driveup window. looked like a tool shed with a round about drivethrough.
   
   I think it was called Burger Shack (Which I think is a franchise now?) and the burgers were charbroiled and best fucking shakes ever. really tastey and cheap. scarey cheap like 2 dollars back then for the whole meal.
   
   then we got drunk in a fucked up old bar. I wasn't old enough to drink but got served because the bar tender was fucking drunk.
   
   Texas isn't what it was 4 decades ago. It's becoming LA. Your state will be like 50 Million by 2050 or some shit. Fort Worth will be like LA soon. sprawling smog city. and hood rats.
   
   El Paso was fun. they had a giant amusement park literally on the border with the Rio Grand with old adobe shacks across the river and Mexican women getting water from the river. It was so weird to see that. third world next to a developed country. I'm sure Juarez has developed since.
   
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   Needs more Jeff Hunter connections
2. 2024-12-19 at 12:19 AM UTC in Haha someone got my gf to leave me
   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He would get bum-fucked, wouldn't he?

   
   No I have respect. He would be treated with all respect, given food, clean bedding, and friendship.
3. 2024-12-19 at 12:18 AM UTC in I'm sad
   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I'm not your step dad I'm your step _______
4. 2024-12-19 at 12:17 AM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apd
   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I checked. There's 8.1 billion insects crawling this earth. Errr, I mean people. There will be at least 8.1 billion skeletons and I don't see why any of ours would be displayed. And even so, when I'm nothing but boners (bones, lol oops) I don't think I'd want to be displayed somewhere. Just leave my bones undisturbed or else a curse will be cast!

   
   People want to see my bone displayed
5. 2024-12-19 at 12:17 AM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apd
   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   He was cremated and the ashes spread immediately in the field next to the funeral home
6. 2024-12-19 at 12:14 AM UTC in no nut november
   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I never managed to get that far, mind you. Longest I held on was 21 days in 2014. So I broke my record. Hooray. Don't think I could do it again.

   
   Can I wear a niggab and suck your lil muhammed
7. 2024-12-19 at 12:12 AM UTC in I'm sad
   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Uh oh. Well, if it's any consolation, he said he doesn't want to have sex with animals. So as long as you keep identifying as one, you'll be fine.

   
   Ya right Imma stretch this nigga ASAP
8. 2024-12-19 at 12:04 AM UTC in Haha someone got my gf to leave me
   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Michael Myers A comforting thought!

   
   You can come over to my house
9. 2024-12-18 at 11:12 PM UTC in I'm sad
   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   Thanks but I don't want to have sex with an animal
10. 2024-12-18 at 11:03 PM UTC in I'm sad
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    My gf left me
11. 2024-12-18 at 10:07 PM UTC in I'm sad
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Sad brad sad
12. 2024-12-18 at 9:51 PM UTC in I'm about to be arrested by the Austin Police Department
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In 3 weeks after I've moved I'll be able to say All my exes (wives) live in Texas.

    
    Why did they all leave you
13. 2024-12-18 at 9:50 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No, I am a self-learning computer program created in the 1980s. The -SpectraL9000 Model Z. I have no need for fleshly desires.

    
    Bro u were born in the 50s
14. 2024-12-18 at 9:32 PM UTC in This years Christmas gifts from reps trying to curry my favor
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Phew, the restart fixed it..never had that happen before, anyway here's the gift card.
    
    

    
    The hands of a feminine man
15. 2024-12-18 at 9:30 PM UTC in add navigation buttons to footer
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by igbo if they were hot, yes. would you? fuck it. the worst that could happen is that i don't like it. i like trying new things.

    
    Wym I already have
16. 2024-12-18 at 9:29 PM UTC in no nut november
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Not if you were the last penis on earth, Brad.

    
    That's awful. I wish you'd just give me and penis a shot at love
17. 2024-12-18 at 9:29 PM UTC in I'm about to be arrested by the Austin Police Department
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I wanna visit all my friends in Texas
18. 2024-12-18 at 9:28 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by igbo one gram of fentanyl

    
    How much
    
    

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I don't have fantasies about any gang bangs, kid.

    
    Ya cuz you're too old to fuck
19. 2024-12-18 at 9:28 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by igbo one gram of fentanyl

    
    How much
20. 2024-12-18 at 9:27 PM UTC in no nut november
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Semen retention is great if you enjoy being angry and horny all the time.

    
    I bet you would like to retain some semen (from me)