Posts by Rough Rider

1. 2025-01-06 at 3:11 AM UTC in just got out of the emergency room
   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I mostly want to gristle
2. 2025-01-06 at 3:11 AM UTC in "Put your hands in the air and take off your underwear"
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   Op relates to the African American demon that was haunting Bill Krozby
3. 2025-01-06 at 3:09 AM UTC in What's the smallest dick you've ever seen
   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy A couple days work for you?

   
   He don't work
4. 2025-01-06 at 3:08 AM UTC in Hydroneer Addiction
   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   Have you considered outbreak
5. 2025-01-06 at 3:05 AM UTC in just got out of the emergency room
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   Ya at least he's young and interesting
6. 2025-01-06 at 1:32 AM UTC in "Put your hands in the air and take off your underwear"
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   How long did you do for that
7. 2025-01-06 at 1:30 AM UTC in just got out of the emergency room
   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I pick scron as well.
   
   I don't want to do it anymore
8. 2025-01-06 at 1:29 AM UTC in why are jedis bad?
   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   What am i
9. 2025-01-06 at 1:09 AM UTC in just got out of the emergency room
   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A sacrifice is required from time to time.
   
   *glances at BeigeWarlock*

   
   Bruh nobody wants him not even death
10. 2025-01-06 at 1 AM UTC in The Inefficiencies Of The Hourly Wage System
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    Sell things that people really want.
11. 2025-01-06 at 12:59 AM UTC in Squid Game - season 2
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Both women btw
12. 2025-01-06 at 12:59 AM UTC in Squid Game - season 2
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    I did not. I now have a small goatee that my friend said makes me look like a cartel member and my other friend says makes me look intimidating
    
    
13. 2025-01-06 at 12:57 AM UTC in Cigarette tea
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Remember, Black Jesus went to jail for your sins and child supporr.
14. 2025-01-06 at 12:56 AM UTC in why are jedis bad?
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    And they killed Jesus
15. 2025-01-06 at 12:54 AM UTC in Do I need to take a Chemistry class to make drugs?
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    I think you'd benefit from a good book and some beef jerky
16. 2025-01-06 at 12:53 AM UTC in just got out of the emergency room
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    Fuck man of all the people we lost he was the best
17. 2025-01-06 at 12:46 AM UTC in Squid Game - season 2
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Bradley, when do you NOT sin? Serious question. (No offense btw).

    
    I prayed the gay away and stopped drinking
18. 2025-01-06 at 12:36 AM UTC in just got out of the emergency room
    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I have having a rough day because I hear voice, in fact I am right now, but yesterday they were really bothering me basically all day to the point where it was really bad, I was doing some really bizarre stuff. I was like fuck this because the stuff I was being told was really evil.
    
    I was like fuck this I need a brew and went to the store and saw my neighbor and ent up hanging with him and told him what was going on and he said its all good man, I understand what you're going through and we talked about it for awhile and watched a documentry and he wanted to go by cigs but I refused to get in his car and said man lets just walk, its techinically larceny if I get in your car with the circumstances and I was like the voices are telling me I'm in trouble and need to put my arms in the air take off my shoes but I don't want to but you just go to walgreens and we'll chill when you get back and maybe this will all be solved. He comes back like 15 minutes later and I have my pants off just in boxer briefs and my tank top. And he was like what the fuck you have got to be fucking with me now, this isn't fucking funny. And I said "Hey lady shut up" and he said "Don't call me a lady" and I said I wasn't talking to you I was talking to this lady that wont shut up so I can hear you"
    
    he fucking instantly got mad and slugged me really hard in the arm.. i mean it didn't hurt, I'm sore today and I was like back the fuck off don't touch me again and he started walking away almost with like tears in his eyes and turned around and through a budweiser at me that I refused to drink because its open container, despite me drinking in public all the time. I dodged it pretty well.
    
    But anyways he walked off looking like he was about to cry and I felt bad but I'm in some kind of trouble and the voice told me to now take off the shirt, and take off the underwear. And I was like dawg.. I can't do that, thats illegal.. and 45th is a busy street even this late at night.. and he said well then we're going to come shoot you, we can see you but you can't see us..
    
    and so I did it, standing skinny butt naked with my hands in the air.. and I saw two coppers in svus' and they didn't even see me because I was trying to be modest by standing behind a car away from the street but I turned at the waist and wavved my hands and turned back.. just stand there with two coppers and there head lights on my ass with my hands in the air.
    
    One of the coppers was hott af.. the other was just a fag. And they were like whats going on here… and I told them I hear voices and have had a rough day and was told to do this or ill be shot for being crazy.
    
    And explaining it ass naked. And she eventually was like sir you can put your clothes on.. and I said If I do.. you promise not to kill me.. and I had to explain to them that I have bipolar and hear voices but I'm cool now so thanks fuys..
    
    and she was like weeeeeel its fine, you're not in trouble for this but I technically have to take you to the hospital.. you have options you can go voluntarily.. or I can take you in cuffs. so I went with out the cuffs.
    
    All I did was go to sleep and the doctor woke me up to interview me and I was completely normal but he have some questions about the nudity in public part.. but he was like youre cool you can go and they gave me a voucher for a taxi home

    
    Morbid bump
19. 2025-01-06 at 12:35 AM UTC in "Put your hands in the air and take off your underwear"
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    Said the angry black man to my friend while at Walmart.
20. 2025-01-06 at 12:33 AM UTC in Found something amazing
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    Originally posted by shitty titty And an even nicer vestibule.

    
    I call that the entryway