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2018-06-26 at 9:40 AM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NIS
Originally posted by Ghost No thats kreepykay , she died from a meth overdose.
Heres her reddit, she posted nudes on here somewhere
https://www.reddit.com/user/improvised_shave
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2018-06-19 at 8:38 PM UTC in Ban Ghost!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-08 at 6:29 PM UTC in Review: Jurassic Park: Fallen KingdomThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-08 at 5:17 PM UTC in Review: Jurassic Park: Fallen KingdomSaw it an hour or so ago. Loved it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-04 at 7:22 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Want to go to a beach and just fucking chill.
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2018-06-04 at 7:08 PM UTC in Is This Place Full Of Smart-Asses?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-04 at 6:45 PM UTC in Review: Jurassic Park: Fallen KingdomHad the choice of watching the premier, but since I have work I moved it to Friday. So, it's not an actual review, but I will have it on Friday.
However, it's going to be awesome, won't beat Infinity wars, will shit on SOLO for sure and will most likely beat Deadpool 2. IMAX'ing this shit. Love me some Dinos.
HYPED!
REVIEW:
HYPED WAS WORTH IT.
Better than expected, lots of dino action, story didn't suck. Didn't see massive plot holes, and don't see any retarded characters. In honesty it's a massive improvement.
Nothing beats the First, but this one came close.
Go watch it, IMAX THE SHIT OUT OF IT.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-31 at 9:45 AM UTC in Disgusting pigsMOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO NIS?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-26 at 4:52 PM UTC in Review: Solo, a potentially great flick turn turd thanks to SJW!And feminism. I knew some backlash on this flick and decided to watch it. It's littered liberal BS and feminist BS and DIVERSITY. OH LET"S GIVE ALL THE GOOD ROLES TO FUCKING FEMALES AND TURN THE STORY ABOUT EMPOWERMENT AND SHOWING WOMEN ARE CAPABLE OF SO MUCH MORE... fuck me the movie was ABOUT HAN FUCKING SOLO.
I don't know man, I didn't enjoy it, as soon as the robot came up whining about all lives better and equal rights for robots etc and colored people as in black taking on different roles, I am all for diversity but fuck me, what about Chinese, Asians? Nope.
So avoid it, every movie was some sort of shit messages mixed in but this was just way to obvious and makes it hard to view knowing the BS it's trying to make normal.
Boycott and pirate. Not worth your money.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-29 at 4:51 PM UTC in Good breasts at 50The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-25 at 4:59 PM UTC in Mal sold me her shithole pussy over 2 years agoSay's YES, call it rape when Bill Krozby doesn't give a fuck. Mal you're an insure fatty that wanted his cock and now you're just making yourself feel better. You knew he wanted to fuck you, when you went on the sleep over and then he does fuck you, you think OMFG, it's rape.
Bullshit, you're full of shit. Despicable, you consented and then decided to revoke it, WTF.
You give real rape victims a bad name.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-24 at 3:26 PM UTC in I used to take pictures and videosOf the girls I bang, but I stopped since GF does't like it. Plus it gets boring after a while.
https://imgur.com/a/4c9Po
https://imgur.com/a/34xTq
https://imgur.com/a/e8XJd
https://imgur.com/a/f6Tkg
None of the girls are recent, I used to post them on reddit. I do wish the girl I banged I took pictures of her, she had a great pussy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-24 at 1:30 PM UTC in I beat up a girlThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-24 at 2:06 PM UTC in Muslim here
Originally posted by yum The Quran is a great book and muh man Mo (pbuh) Is the last prophet. The problem is there is an objectively unnecessary amount of shit talking about non Muslims in the Quran, like how could it be edited and keep all that unnecessary stuff in there? So now all those parts are interpreted by dumb Muslims to justify being backwards and stupid shitty white people for dividing us.
Until just before the new world was discovered Muslims were by far the most advanced civilization, it's conceivable that without it Islam would have a much bigger influence on Euro culture. Muslims are able to do so much with so little. Shit tier Lebanese people are smarter and more resourceful that 97.8 of Americans. Muslims don't really complain either, they conspire or suffer silently. Muslims don't bullshit either. Fuck ima go pray now
lol, no The IQ level of Muslims is shit, and they're retarded AF. Religion does that to you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-24 at 2:17 PM UTC in Muslim here
Originally posted by yum Your neck is so bearded it has another neck growing out of it
That's your comeback? Islam is shit, it's backward and dated, it has no flexibility and people who follow it are brainless zombies. You although a troll won't get it. Everyone reading my posts knows I have more credibility on this matter because:
1) Was born muslim
2) Living in shithole for my entire fucking existence
3) Actually know Islam.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-23 at 3 AM UTC in Am I ever gonna have a gf againEasy as hell to get a GF, just try reaching out and suck up rejections.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-17 at 6:41 PM UTC in ATTN: ENTER!
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2018-05-11 at 9:54 AM UTC in You set a goal for yourself you make sure you succeed..Just to add few things from Reddit, I find it interesting he should the short drop method, should have gone long one. According to some, the short one is far worse for example.
"The long drop method consists of hanging someone by the neck and dropping them through a trap door far enough that the drop snaps their neck, causing instant death. The short drop method, as the name implies, uses a shorter drop, so the neck doesn't snap, and instead the person just slowly chokes to death - which is what happened here."
"According to some survivors of short drop hanging, you're head is pressurized by the noose to the point you hear an impossibly loud ringing inside your head and that your muscles clench with such force that ,when removed, the pain was so intolerable you WISHED you were back up there hanging.
The long drop became the norm because its more humane and effective. The long drop kills you instantly (when done correctly), and can even decapitate you if dropped from a high enough place and with a strong enough rope."
Full video: https://dbr.ee/LfxN
Btw, if you're planning to off yourself, don't do it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-11 at 9:38 AM UTC in You set a goal for yourself you make sure you succeed..https://gfycat.com/ConfusedGlassAfricanrockpython
This guy climbed up the poll and off'ed himself. I mean, bro if you're that committed why not focusing that energy on fixing your life. I still wonder what drove him to it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-08 at 9:44 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Red_Woman That's right, ald.
Lol
I deleted as soon as I saw blocked.
I doubt people on pornhub are In Search of Beethoven, or the Battle of Kursk.
AS Aldra mentioned, this technique works, you can also zoom the video and then slow or speed up the audio and change the start, so it does not get flagged easily and uploading it as unlisted works well.
Remember the content you're sharing is not yours, so better be creative.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
