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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Crops are for human life you moron.

    Have you always been this retarded or did you become this way in your old age?

    Of course crops are for human life, you bumbling idiot. You act like their community is the ONLY place crops are grown on the whole planet and unless we save THOSE crops, then they will all starve!!!!!

    Who gives a fuck about the immediate local crops if people, infrastructure, businesses, government buildings, etc are all literally burning up in a roaring inferno? Take care of the goddamn fire first, you idiot, and then concern yourself with the local crops and if they're all destroyed, then get them from the next major city over or import them if you must, but you're gonna be alright.

    Trying to prioritize anything other than #1 human life, #2 critical infrastructure #buildings is fucking retarded. This isn't the 1800s. If local crops are fucked, so be it. Just have the next city/state bring you some or in a tough case, import them from abroad. God, you're fucking stupid.
  2. Originally posted by Speedy Parker The second video is an obvious Babylon Bee like product you dolt.

    You genuinely believed it was real news.
  3. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina people can be evacuated.

    Of course they can and many were. Many retards chose to stay, too, but if they had a competent government/fire department, they would have placed multiple pumps in the ocean and pumped water straight out of the ocean to quench the roaring fires instead of frantically running around like, "ERMAGERD THE FIRE HYDRANTS DONT WORK WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO???"
  4. Originally posted by Crispy Im right wing. If people do the service they’re required to do by employment, im not tipping them. If they do better than they’re required to do, I’d consider a small tip. But unless they’re licking my pussy or saving my life, theyre not getting anything more than 10%

    Oh, I see. You're just poor. Grew up poor, probably always going to be poor.

    Only poors and lefts don't tip.
  5. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan People can be replaced too,especially retards who don't see a fire coming

    You're a fucking idiot.
  6. Originally posted by Crispy Why tip?

    Because you hardcore left brainwashed piece of shit. When someone does a service for you, you tip them.

    "gEt mAd aT yOuR eMpLoYeR fOr nOt gIvInG yOu a lIvIng wAgE bEfOrE yOu gEt mAd aT mE fOr nOt tIpPiNg!!!!111"

    Fucking leftist scum
  7. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Salt water causes corrosion of buried metal pipes too

    Again, priorities. Pipes can be fixed. Crops can be resown. Life cannot be given back, once taken.

    bUt aT lEaSt tHe PlAntS aRe OK!!!! amirite???
  8. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Salt water will stop crops growing and isn't as good as normal water for fires

    Crops? What crops? You mean the ones engulfed in flames?

    I think crops should be way down on the list of priorities, below human life.
  9. in all honesty, if the fire hydrants weren't working, why didn't they put a pump in the ocean which that community is right next to and freely pump practically unlimited water onto the burning fires?
  10. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina shlomo is also being duped by young boys from improverished 3rd world countries looking for romance father figure,

    you're duping him?
  11. Originally posted by Encube i am not going to snitch on my "fellow americans". i am going to snitch on all the illegals that hopped the border without filing a single shred of paperwork. they took complete advantage of biden-era policies of free and open borders and came over in droves without the slightest thought about filing paperwork at all. they come here and abuse our systems and i am going to snitch them back into the shithole they came from and get paid to do it. i am going to fill my fucking pockets. you should know a thing or two about filling pockets, you sniveling j'ew.

    Snitch all you want, you're not going to be getting paid for it, idiot. You were duped by another Speedy Parker shitthread. Truth be told, that idiot probably believed it himself, too, and posted it here in a wild state of euphoria.

    https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/us-agency-not-offering-750-reward-report-illegal-immigrants-2025-01-28/

    U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents conducted raids in cities across the U.S. in the first week of Donald Trump’s presidency following his pledge to deport millions of illegal migrants, but the federal agency did not offer a $750 reward for information on illegal migrants as social media posts claimed.
    An ICE spokesperson told Reuters in an email that it was not giving $750 for tips regarding civil immigration enforcement objectives.

    Why is it that hard-right boomers are always the most easily duped and believe whatever dribble they see?
  12. Originally posted by pass the cheese please shut up faggot no one cares.

    You cared enough to quote me and say that. Which means you thought of me. Aww.
  13. Originally posted by pass the cheese please You don't. As far as you know, I am Spectral, aldra, HTS, scron, Metaphysicist, or anyone else you want to pin me as.

    lol this place really is bizarre. Like, I know we don't have that many people on newtotse, and posts are few and far between and it's just a handful of members at this point, but endless alts is definitely not a problem we have lol.
  14. Originally posted by pass the cheese please He probably is. This entire website is just a few people with loads of alts.



    lol this guy (girl) PM'ed me the same thing a few weeks ago. I guess when everyone is an alt, you just have to mass accuse everyone of being whoever you please it to be. Which I guess could be said about everyone thinking everybody is a Scron alt, but I DIGRESS



    Oliver Twist

    yeah, well how do we know you're not an alt?
  15. Originally posted by RandyCain Shut up Terry. You are washed up you old trailer park shit cunt.

    "I'm Terry and I call the cops on internet folks because I'm a pussy"

    Go tattoo more spider webs on your elbows faggot.

    Still have no idea who you are, but I am assuming you're some alt of scron.
  16. Originally posted by Bradley HTS went on his phone and looked up www.niggasin.space, he pulled up his inbox and clicked the most recent message; a 'Are you still gay?'from Bradley. Scron was always very possessive and paranoid about him making friends with other homosexuals but HTS is an untamed mare on the inside.

    As he rereads the erotica Bradley had sent him, he found himself drooling over BradleyB's rather lage penis wrapped nicely in a banana peel. He began massaging himself and realized Scron had been starring at him playing with his tiny penis, smiling into his phone.

    "WHO ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING TO SEAN?"

    HTS drops the phone onto the air mattress and says "No one, Scronny, I was just looking at pictures of us from when you were being nice to me."

    Scron reaches for the phone with the speed of 69 jealous gay tweakers. "You really are looking at pictures of Bradley's cock? He doesn't even have that big of a penis. Did he send these to you?"

    HTS cowers Infront of her abusive boyfriend.

    *the story continues*

    "Did he send these to you?!", Scron seethed and shook HTS's phone angrily.

    "What does he have that I don't?!" Scron challenged and proceeded to lower his pants, revealing a massive unkempt bush littered with bits of paper and other foreign material.

    His penis was barely visible underneath the massive, trash-filled bush, but HTS could destinctively make out a herpes sore glaring at him from the head of Scron's penis. It's gotten bad lately. HTS has been trying to ignore it, but it cannot be ignored any longer....

    _*continue*
  17. Originally posted by Bradley HTS mother coming back inside hears the commotion and yells down the stairway, "Honey, are you okay? Is Ratface being mean to you?"

    HTS gives Ratface 'the look' and Ratface becomes immediately afraid. If HTS mom kicks him out it's back to making ASCII art at the public library and he knows it.

    "No, Mom. He's just playing video games." HTS lies.

    Scron turns back to the NiS Latest Threads page muttering, "These people don't know what funny is. I got my own place not living with my parents and they're all sitting in their mom's basement."

    HTS tries to comfort his homosexual Ratface boyfriend with a hand on his shoulder but Scron flinches and says "Get away from me you faggot." making HTS wonder not for the first time why he settled for a Ratface tweaker from the forum.

    "Get away from me, you faggot!", Scron shouted at HTS.

    HTS balked at this wild expression of anger. He has never seen this abusive side of Scron before. Tears welled up in his eyes and flowed rapidly down his cheeks.

    "Y-you...I t-thought you loved me!", HTS screamed while the tears continued to stream down his face.

    Scron stared blankly at the computer screen...

    *continue*
  18. Originally posted by CandyRein I like the song selection..its giving “The breakfast club” type vibe

    Yeah, the breakfast club of queers and losers
  19. Originally posted by MY Body, MY Choice "FUCK!", Scron shouted as he slammed his fists down on the keyboard. Rage filled his fetal-alcohol syndrome brain as he struggled to understand why he couldn't make an ASCII art he had in his mind.

    "It's ok, baby", HTS said soothinly as he placed his palm on Scron's shoulder. "You are the best ASCII autist I know..erm…uh…artist."

    "…what the fuck did you just say to me?", Scron seethed. "Autist?!". "You know how upset I get when you use that word!!!", he raged.

    The scent of hot, human feces filled the air…

    *continue the story*

    HTS sniffed and grimaced. "Um, baby? D-did...did you just shit your pants?"

    Scron screeched and thrashed wildly about the room. Small pieces of shit fell out of his pants and was smeared into the deeply stained carpet...

    *continue the story*
  20. Originally posted by MY Body, MY Choice So, back to the story…

    Suddenly, the latch on the basement door clicked. HTS and Scron scurried to get into positions that made sure they were separate from one another and could never be interpreted as being intimate.

    "Piss call, honeybun!", HTS's mother gleefully exclaimed as she entered the room with a 5 gallon bucket and a bottle of Lysol spray. She nonchalantly moved over to HTS's side of the bed and emptied his 25 piss jugs.

    "Ooooh! Someone has been a big pisser!", she excitedly exclaimed.

    The scent of stale urine filled the air. Scron became visibly upset by the attention HTS's mother was giving to HTS. Scron never had a mother. He was born into an abusive, male-dominated household where his father berated him and sexually abused him. Scron writhed at the memory and continued to work on his latest ASCII art…

    *continue the story*

    "FUCK!", Scron shouted as he slammed his fists down on the keyboard. Rage filled his fetal-alcohol syndrome brain as he struggled to understand why he couldn't make an ASCII art he had in his mind.

    "It's ok, baby", HTS said soothinly as he placed his palm on Scron's shoulder. "You are the best ASCII autist I know..erm...uh...artist."

    "...what the fuck did you just say to me?", Scron seethed. "Autist?!". "You know how upset I get when you use that word!!!", he raged.

    The scent of hot, human feces filled the air...

    *continue the story*
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