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Posts by God Damned Hansen

  1. im probably more autistic than everyone here.
    Ding ding we have a winner.
  2. well thats debatable. It's probably one of the best threads on this site in the last week.
    Sounds like what a pathetic little slampiggy would say.

    Stop posting and get back to getting slammed you pig.

    If I didn't know any better I'd say this post may have been made by a slampig

    Hey look! A slam pig!

    Need I go on slampiggy?
  3. This thread is shit.
  4. This forum makes me want to kill yourself too.
  5. While the birds are happily partying with each other and enjoying their food, you will be lining up your sights…..

    I bet you feel remorseful afterwards when you see the crumpled bird with blood still pumping out of it because its heart is still beating.
    You sir have obviously never shot a bird. Blood isn't gonna squirt out of it regardless of weather it's a bb or a .22. Its honestly a problem of biology. It just doesn't have the vascular pressure to do that.
  6. Hey sploo, kill yourself.
  7. Gun crime in the us and suicides by gun are still less than all deaths related to motor vehicle accidents.

    There is literally no reason to ban guns other than to become oppressed especially when the stats are miniscule compared to the real dangers of society.
  8. Twelve grannies have just been eliminated, each in a uniquely horrific fashion. I hope you're happy now.
    No video no fucks
  9. You don't even have the 'sophistication' to be pretentious. In other words, you are just a boring, attention whoring slob. Comb your fucking hair and take some penicillin before your dick falls off.
    This as well.

    Bill Krozby has been, is and always will be a slampiglet.
  10. I have mentioned before that I don't like you, Bill Krozby, but I have never really went into why. Mostly it is because, when I bring it up, you act genuinely concerned about it, like 'why don't you like me?' and it touches something human inside me and I feel bad and never follow through. But this time, you didn't do that. You tried to be a hard ass, and tell me to calm down. You want to know why I don't like you, Bill Krozby? It's because you don't contribute. What have you ever contributed to this place? Everything about you is Bill Krozby, Bill Krozby, Bill Krozby. From posting pictures of you and your fucking cat, constantly, for years, to crowdsurfing your way into 'sophistication' without any discernable effort beforehand, fuck you Bill Krozby. All your posts are about you, the music you like, your opinion, the fucking nasty, fat bitches you are fucking, or whatever, And it's not like some big surprise or anything, I have been telling you this for years., But you are too fucking dumb to listen. I saw that you started posting less pictures of yourself, so I figured that maybe there was some hope. And then you showed your true nature. Remember tainted browser? How you ran there when you got banned from redfern and PMed me 'Is there anything I can do to help this place grow?' your exact words. They unbanned you an hour later, and you went back. It's fine, I don't care where you post, but its what you did afterwards. When you were back at redfern, someone asked you if you posted at TB while you were banned, and you said, 'Yeah, they tried to get me to post over there but fuck that place'. You are two faced, and you sicken me. I mean, after a while, looking at your greasy face and homeless guy haircut wears thin, once you find out there is nothing under the veneer, it gets old, Bill Krozby, it really does. Your posts bore me and you are a terrible person. Ok?

    I just typed this off the top of my head, I bet if I thought about it, I could come up with several more reasons why I don't like you. I may post some later if I am up.
    This x 9001
  11. I would always laugh at how the birds did things

    they would sit on the telephone wires, looking down at the food, and then they would send one bird to investigate

    first the scout bird would do a fly by

    then it would land nearby for a second, then fly away again

    then it would come back and land a bit closer, but only for a second

    then they land next to the food and fly away again

    if nothing happens, the bird comes back and starts eating, and all the other birds come

    its pretty funny
    Nice description of how to not get eated by predators.

    Also an air gun would do very well.

    Another idea is gether the following items:
    1 very strong rubber band
    1 hollow bic pen tube
    Some skewer sticks for kabobs and shit

    Now what you do is create a slinging device by pinching the rubber band at one end of the tube so the band is doubled over itself running along two sides leaving an opening in the front and the middle of the rubber band should be tight against the back of the pen.

    Load it up with a skewer pull back and let er rip. I made some pretty dangerous spear guns back in gradeschool with this method which went through multiple layers of cardboard and with a little practice you can get very accurate.
  12. No it gave me the shits for some reason. Maybe my body doesn't do gauf well, idk.

    Considering gauf is in bundy products to reduce abuse potential this is pretty much the default.
  13. Nahhh
  14. To get high off and sell nasal decongeatant and cough suppressant yet everyone freaks out if you want to trip a little lysergic acid?
  15. Reported
  16. The epitome of a useless interjection. You have verified the long known fact that vb4 is in all ways better. Just because every forum you go to runs a certain software does not mean all forums run a certain software.
  17. I love the stats of this sites sub forums.
    hb 94
    SG 87
    help and suggestions 41
    Bltc 29

    Meanwhile

    plrc 1
    games 1
    Backyard ballistics 1
    Diy 2

    I kek friend. I kek highly
  18. I doubt it can be implented with vBulletin 5. Zoklet had v3, maybe if Lanny decides to downgrade?

    Mike myers, you have always been one of the biggest retards in thisgroup.

    Vbulliten 5 can indeed have a recent post module . Can the lazy faggot of an admin please add one to give us the illusion of activity?
  19. Tulpa is a concept that can be traced to the Tibetan roots of Buddhism. In those times a spiritual person, probably of a monastic order, would will a sentient being into his consciousness. The process would be an arduous and lengthy work in meditation on relaxation, visualization and for the imposition phase concentration. In time with great work and effort there would emerge the tulpa in the form of a companion of spirit. In late stages of the practice the practicioner would impose the tulpa into his sensual reality with controlled hallucinations, including sight, smell, sound and touch.

    This practice is still active in the far reaches of the world where spiritual tradition prevails. In the western world tulpas are created by anime obsessed my little pony fans who create tulpas of their favorite anime character and impose them into their reality. If this is the best use of this concept I cannot say.

    If anyone wants more info I can provide in depth guides to the practice .
  20. The question is banal.

    This forum is a dying fraction of a dead forum that was a dying fraction of a dead forum that was a dying fraction of two dead forums which were each in turn a dying fraction of a dead forum.
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