Posts by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

1. 2018-01-17 at 2:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You don’t carry a fucking credit card?
   
   Or couldn’t somebody have made change?

   
   Yeah, but why am I gonna use a debit card for half a check, especially when the check is like $20? Split checks can be a pain in the ass for some places. At my work, the servers have to get a manager to do a split check. And no, my cousin didn't have ones either.
2. 2018-01-17 at 2:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You would not have tipped a male 36%

   
   The fact that she was a chick had nothing to do with me having no ones.
3. 2018-01-17 at 1:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   But I did see her like studying the check at the front counter when I was walking out.
4. 2018-01-17 at 1:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws She probably didn’t think twice about it. She’s used to getting good tips from desperate neckbearded losers

   
   I'm not any of those things, and the tip didn't have anything to do with thinking she's pretty, nor did I try to hit on her.
5. 2018-01-17 at 1:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Lanny Maybe she's shy and having a hard time meeting a guy what with having to work all the time. Maybe she needs a guy like LSD to come in and sweep her off her feet

   
   I live right next to the place. Lemme FIND OUT!
6. 2018-01-17 at 1:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Then again, that's the best time to strike. THERE'S NO ESCAPE!
7. 2018-01-17 at 1:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by HTS Leave the poor service and retail people alone. They're only being nice to you because they have to be.

   
   Honestly, that's a large part of why I didn't. It just feels weird when I know she's required to interact with me.
8. 2018-01-17 at 1:01 AM UTC in can't stop takin drugs
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Ive been a notorious drug addict for about 15 years as well. Currently on a dosage of subs and just popped a molly. Listening to lil peep atm

   
   To be notorious people have to know about you and give a fuck.
9. 2018-01-17 at 12:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I guess just leaving $10 would've been fine. $25 would be 15% rounded down to the nearest dollar. Oh well. My cousin threw me $10 the other night for watching his son for a few hours, so it's all good.
   
   I should've tried to get her number or something, though.
10. 2018-01-17 at 12:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind This was a buffet? Did you serve yourself?

    
    Yeah. I mean they refill drinks and take away plates when you're done with one. I'm not sure what's a customary tip in a situation like that, but whatever. Hopefully made her night.
11. 2018-01-17 at 12:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    We just gave this Asian bitch at the buffet like a 36% tip. Bill was $22.47, and my cousin put down $15. I didn't have any ones, but instead of leaving just another $10, I put down $15 too. Lol. She was purdy. Somehow I'm not sure her name is actually Beverly, though.
12. 2018-01-16 at 11:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    $1200
13. 2018-01-16 at 11:03 PM UTC in Holy fuck, drug users are enough to turn me off drugs.
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Daily Honestly, just talking about "drugs" is fucking cringy. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy injecting the marijuanas after a long, productive day, and shit, I enjoy MDMA once or twice a year, and hey, I'm not gonna say no to a diazepam, and fine, a couple of lines of cocaine here and there if it's available at a party, and yes, I did DMT three times in one week, but just talking about drugs makes me feel so fucking gay. Does anybody know what I mean? The worst is when you do MDMA and some fucking faggot comes up to me asking "you feelin it yet bro??? i think i'm coming up". Shut the fuck up, please. Don't talk about it. Stop ruining the experience. It's like fucking a girl and then you keep talking about the sex during the sex. Shut the fuck up.
    
    Once we do the actual drug, no more fucking talking about the drug. I expect to only talk about "drugs" for logistical purposes. Anything else and you automatically get put in the "don't mind if you die" category.

    
    Ey nogga we should roll together some time.
14. 2018-01-16 at 11:01 PM UTC in Holy fuck, drug users are enough to turn me off drugs.
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Did a gram once. About 1/2 one night and the other half the next. Maybe 1/3 and then 2/3 the other night, whatever, anyways, its alright but not super kick ass hit you like a semi like I i thought. The most cliche mdma I got was one moment for a few seconds when I thought "everybody loves me, even the haters :-)". I only did the mdma by itself.

    
    That wasn't MDMA.
15. 2018-01-16 at 11 PM UTC in Any woman who has had a one night stand is a disgusting CUNT.
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ^Tuskegee Airman
16. 2018-01-16 at 10:59 PM UTC in Regarding my son
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Nobody fucking cares, you narcissist.
17. 2018-01-16 at 10:47 PM UTC in Any woman who has had a one night stand is a disgusting CUNT.
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ^pedophile dog fucker
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
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19. 2018-01-16 at 10:41 PM UTC in Mainstream songs that legitimately clap
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
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