Should I still fuck this chick even though she's on her period? I'd probably have to get a hotel, because she's my roommate's ex, and I pay him rent and don't want it to cause problems. But I haven't gotten laid in a few years and don't feel like waiting another week.
My flaccid penis is pretty big at the moment.
2018-08-12 at 4:12 AM UTC
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Not everything that goes on is controlled by some agency, you fuckwit nittard. Sometimes things just happen. You can't even control your mind to keep from being a loonytune yet the CIA controls every little insect movement that happens? Please die.
2018-08-12 at 4:09 AM UTC
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i am a spoopy skelinton n i gona get u
2018-08-12 at 4:09 AM UTC
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You are in psychosis. Both of you.
Loan me $500, and I'll pay you back $1500 in two weeks.
2018-08-11 at 3:18 AM UTC
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ugh life is so average
My flaccid penis is pretty long at the moment, fam.
2018-08-10 at 7:42 AM UTC
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"tiny wee-wee" was a really weak end to that post, bruh. Before that, you were doing so well. Just work on your final table game, man. It'll be alright. I give it, overall, a 6.5/10. There are cookies over by the dartboards. Only one per person.
2018-08-10 at 7:31 AM UTC
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Imagine being my girlfriend
Take your money and run. I said that the other night. Someone laughed.