its like chinese food
sweet and sour
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sounds like a fool proof plan. what could ever go wrong.
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max it all out on cash advances and move to the third world with the intention of never paying any of it back and dying before it runs out
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2024-01-15 at 2:26 AM UTC
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Story of my life
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2024-01-13 at 12:40 PM UTC
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When love takes over
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Originally posted by Meikai
for that to be the case you'd have to procreate and we all know that ain't happening smh
the first missing link was via natural selection, the next phase of human evolution will be not necessarily due to the sexual reproduction of individual organisms but more due to the ideological natural selection of ideas. we are not generally in direct competition for survival on a day to day basis like we used to be and due to the internet (and books and language) we can transfer ideas without actually needing to produce offspring
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2024-01-09 at 1:19 AM UTC
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Make my Jimmy John's Order
speaking of that, the american concept of restaurants is so outdated its honestly embarrassing. nobody wants to go sit down at a restaurant and have some waitress pretend to be your friend and ask you a bunch of questions and shit. i mean, there are some scenarios where people might want that. but mostly people just want to eat some really good food with as little human interaction as possible (i'm not saying they dont want people to be polite, just not engage in a bunch of useless conversation for fluff) and then gtfo there.
another thing is that they always have way too much shit on the menu. that complicates everything and just leaves room to need to accommodate picky eaters and the like. no, fuck all that. just make one or two types of food really well and have it decently priced. this allows you to cut out all the extraneous bullshit that usually is the shit that makes working at a food place suck, you'll lose some customers but they are the shitty customers anyways, and surely there will be more people that appreciate the design (whether they realize thats what they are appreciating or not) that will come your way because of it. like in n out. they basically serve two things, burgers and fries, and because theyre not doing all sorts of new chicken sandwich or bbq rib bullshit every couple months to annoy their employees, they make burgers marginally better than most other fast food places, and get a fuckton more business than the other places.
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2024-01-07 at 11:49 PM UTC
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I've deported the kike
that gun is fuckin LUDACRIS. it looks like something straight out of a math book problem. "jeff is going to rob a bank and only has a revolver, so he made an additional revolving mechanism that holds 8 barrels that hold 6 bullets each. what is the maximum number of bullets he has available to him for the robbery?
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oops just kidding lol. well it felt good believing it was true for a minute i guess
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