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  1. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    It's what I want for all of you. For everyone... I apologize to anyone I've been mean to on here or anywhere else...

    I know some people won't accept my apology but it's the best I can do. Someone important is watching everything (or has some of it relayed to them)I post so I won't be using this account anymore and I'm going to stop being negative if I do post at all. I have become extraordinarily averse to negativity thanks to this VIPs actions. I denounce all anger, hate, violence and negativity. I love everyone and want world peace.


    To the VIP: Thank you for helping me find the motivation to fix my life. I love you very much and I always will. I know you probably want nothing to do with me other than doing your job and getting me to fix my life but... I'll leave this part of the world soon enough if things don't work out here and I just want you to be happy and have a good life. You've given me a blueprint for what I need in my life and I'm sorry I was a POS towards you. I deeply regret treating you badly. You'll know where to find me if you ever change your mind

    Peace out.
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    retard rodeo update: they starte d ayoutube channel and are a lot more normal now



    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man One time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.

    They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)

    They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.

    One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.

    The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.

    I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.





    One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.

    One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.

    He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)

    They have a retard baby together now.

    My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.

    I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.

    That is the story of the Retard Rodeo.
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  3. 2nd2lastraw Yung Blood
    ill give you nazis one thing - you might be dumb as two fucks, but damned if you aren't also mentally retarded
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  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER It wouldnt be disingenuous and performative to be an anti rapist with the goal of attracting women? Like the guys that call themselves feminists and then end up being total predators.

    It will only attract decent men in the beginning but people will start to notice the effects, that they're attracting women. That will draw bad actors but it doesn't matter because as it's also a form of protest the more people the better. It will be akin to #MeToo and have other positive effects on society.
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  5. Semiazas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Semiazas There was an h junkie from BC. Her signature was witch king of agmar. Can't remember her tag though. She was kinda like pc but way hotter.

    Also, I'd probably fuck bumble if I was on something

    So no idea who that was? I don't know if she's a tots because that was before my time but she posted pretty frequently on zoklet
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  6. igbo Tuskegee Airman [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Semiazas

    Great story thank you for sharing
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  7. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood bullshit, they can just walk to a police station.

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  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Pulverizing Scron's poop chute as he wails in anguish
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Elon is crashing out
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  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I had this counterfeit movie, I think it came out in 2010 called the girl that played with fire. It's Swedish but dubbed in English.

    It's this autistic feminist girl, I think she goes around beating up men (watching it again now) and ordering furniture from Ikea. I think she gets raped too and that's why so Kafka would probably enjoy that part.
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Don't talk about Big Daddy Longleg like that

    Retarded
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina his ass-sessment too loose for you ?

    Go away fagit
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  13. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Actually we are in Ghana and we Ghana do what we Ghana do
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Trump was never about "America First", the following is how Trump thanks the Secret Service for being willing to take bullets for him, by overcharging We the People: "According to the documents, the Secret Service was charged as much as $1,185 per room per night [at Maralago], nearly five times the government rate, which is set by the General Services Administration.

    This is a far cry from what Trump Organization Executive Vice President Eric Trump claimed in 2020 — that rooms were provided "at cost" to the Secret Service." https://www.npr.org/2022/10/17/1129491352/trump-hotels-overcharged-secret-service-agents

    And reminder that Ivanka extended similar courtesies to those willing to take bullets for her: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9148731/Secret-Service-spent-144-000-renting-apartment-Ivanka-Jareds-house-use-bathroom.html

    Is this what "America First" looks like? https://static.timesofisrael.com/www/uploads/2018/03/Chabad-Trump-Oval-Office-2018-resize-e1522307813443-1024x640.jpg
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I never said anything negative about Israel. The decision of our duly elected leaders to prioritize international peacekeeping work is more important to them than our domestic economy

    Your country answers to China not Isreal.
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  16. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas I showed you that it's retarded J*wish propaganda, you got upset.

    If you want to consume nothing but retarded J*wish propaganda (which 90% of the political things you post seem to be) then have at it I guess, but nobody likes a Shabbos Goy and they'll never let you be one of them.

    why do you hate Christians and J*ws so much?
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas my point is it's not worth watching a video that unironically uses the phrase 'judeo-christian', made by a J*wish think-tank that's run by an israeli intelligence asset. you're retarded if you take these idiots seriously.

    when J*wish influence is what drives massive, unchecked immigration into western countries in the first place.


    Your being held back for the same reason the arab world is.

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  18. Kafka sweaty
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  19. Kafka sweaty
    You can't kill woke, because if you try to people will want it even more and it can be marketed. In Nazi America everything that brings the disenfranchised comfort will fly off the shelves.
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  20. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Youre old and a retard, women dont just magically get pregnant. She cheated on her husband and blamed it on god impregnating her
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