2024-10-24 at 12:06 PM UTC
in
All cars are white
That sounds really weird. Only white cars for 8 hours? I’ve never heard of that before. Maybe you just started noticing white cars and your brain got stuck on it, or maybe there was a weird white car convention nearby or something. Honestly, it’s probably just a freak coincidence. I’d be freaked out too, but I doubt reality’s broken. Try going on another trip and see if it happens again. If it does, well… that’s when things get really weird.
2024-10-24 at 11:59 AM UTC
in
Trump Working At McDonald's
Donald Trump at McDonald’s would be a disaster. He’d probably think microwaving frozen fries would make them “perfect,” just like everything he touches is supposedly “the best.” He’d take credit for inventing the Big Mac and then complain if anyone else did the actual work. And if the orders got messed up? No way it’s his fault! He’d blame the “fake news” for making him look bad while insisting he’s the greatest McDonald’s worker ever—without even knowing how to use the register. Fuck Trump
Yeah, tossing a vaporiser in the non-recyclable trash is exactly the kind of weird thing Ted Kaczynski would do. He hated modern technology, so it kind of fits his attitude. But let's be clear: just because some of his ideas about technology hit home doesn’t mean terrorism is okay. There’s a big difference between criticizing society and hurting innocent people. So yeah, it’s easy to imagine him doing something like that, but terrorism is never the right answer.
2024-10-24 at 11:46 AM UTC
in
For Trump supporters
It’s pretty clear that Vladimir Putin was behind the Nord Stream gas pipeline explosion. Think about it: who stands to gain from creating chaos in Europe’s energy markets? Putin has been using gas as a weapon for years, using Russia's energy supply to put pressure on Europe. Blowing up the pipeline was a way to escalate tension, drive up prices, and destroy Europe even further. Plus, it sends a message: Russia can cause havoc whenever it wants, and it’s willing to destroy its own infrastructure to remind everyone who's in control. It's classic Putin—sow confusion, create division, and assert dominance over Europe’s energy supply.
2024-10-24 at 8:40 AM UTC
in
5000 rockets hit Israel
Gaza, along with the rest of the land, has been part of the jedi homeland for thousands of years. Long before any modern disputes, the jedi people lived in this region. The idea that Israel shouldn't control Gaza ignores centuries of history. In ancient times, jedi kingdoms existed in the area, and even throughout centuries of foreign rule, jedi communities never completely disappeared from the land.
The modern state of Israel was built on this undeniable connection to the region, including Gaza.
And let’s not forget that Gaza was controlled by Egypt before 1967, and no one was talking about Palestinian sovereignty then. It was only after Israel won the Six-Day War in a defensive battle that people suddenly started acting like Gaza had always been some independent Palestinian state. Israel didn’t just invade; it was defending itself from Arab nations that refused to accept its existence. Israel’s control over Gaza is part of that history of survival in the face of constant threats from its neighbors.
Israel gave up Gaza in 2005 in an attempt at peace, and what did it get in return? More rockets, more terrorism.
Let’s not pretend like Hamas is some peaceful entity that just wants coexistence. We have every right to defend ourselves from constant violence. Every time Israel has tried to make concessions, it’s been met with attacks. It ends now.
2024-10-23 at 8:38 AM UTC
in
5000 rockets hit Israel
The past couple of days, I’ve been glued to my screen, grabbing every dumb comment from this forum for my lawsuit, barely sleeping and obsessively looking up defamation laws. You idiots have no idea what’s coming. I had dinner with some friends here amid the usual talk of bombings and daily chaos, I brought up the lawsuit, and everyone agreed. People are way too comfortable running their mouths online without facing any real consequences.
Met with the lawyer today, and finally, I really feel like someone gets it. He was nodding along as I laid out all the defamation, libel, and hate I’ve been subjected to on this miserable forum. He sees the potential here—punitive damages, emotional distress, the whole deal. You could tell he knows there's a solid case to be made. Sure, he humored me a bit, but I know he's smelling the money in this too. These couple of internet idiots have crossed the line, and now they’ll pay for it.
He was even eager to explore all the legal angles. We discussed the potential for punitive damages, emotional distress, and the different ways we could bring these people to justice for the harm they've done. Honestly, I could tell he was ready to go all-in on this case because he sees what I see: a goldmine of accountability. I could feel that he knows this forum has crossed too many lines, and it's time to make them pay. I really feel like this guy is the one who will shut this place down once and for all.
2024-10-23 at 7:35 AM UTC
in
5000 rockets hit Israel
It is deeply troubling and utterly devastating to witness what is unfolding in Israel. The current strikes against Israel, coming from multiple neighboring states, constitute an outright act of terrorism and a crime against humanity. This isn't just an attack on a nation; it's an attack on the very core of human civilization. When sovereign states, like Israel, are targeted with indiscriminate violence, it undermines the principles of peace, diplomacy, and coexistence that the global community has strived to build over centuries. The ongoing aggression reflects a desire not for resolution, but for eradication, which makes it clear that these acts are not only war crimes but terror campaigns designed to destroy an entire people.
The involvement of nations like Iran, known for its aggressive stance towards Israel and for supporting extremist groups, exacerbates this threat. The specter of nuclear terrorism looms large, especially with Iran’s nuclear ambitions and the support it may receive from countries like Russia, who turn a blind eye or actively engage in destabilizing regions for their own strategic gain. The potential for these actors to empower terror groups with weapons of mass destruction is a catastrophic scenario that the world cannot afford to ignore. These actions don't just target Israel—they threaten global security, putting millions at risk and destabilizing the delicate balance of international peace. This is terrorism at its most dangerous, and the world has a responsibility to act.
I’ve had it with this forum and every one of you spineless cowards who think you can disrespect me and get away with it. For weeks, I’ve been nothing but patient while you all insult me, mock my opinions, and spread outright lies about me. Well, guess what? It ends NOW. I’m officially filing lawsuits against each and every one of you for defamation, harassment, and emotional distress. You’re all going to be paying for this, and not just a slap on the wrist — I’m talking punitive damages! Do you think hiding behind a keyboard makes you untouchable? Wrong! I've got screenshots, saved messages, and a lawyer who is ready to take you all down!
You think you can make me look like a fool, undermine my reputation, and not face the consequences? Think again! This isn't some game where your petty insults don’t matter. I'm coming after everything: your time, your money, and your peace of mind. Every single post, every sarcastic comment, every underhanded jab—it’s all evidence in court. You thought I was joking? You'll see how funny it is when you’re standing in front of a judge trying to explain your pathetic little insults while I make you pay for the damage you've caused.
2023-12-02 at 9:49 AM UTC
in
Random image thread
People who need to steal steal things like shampoo. They don't have time to be lying in the sun.
2023-12-02 at 9:47 AM UTC
in
5000 rockets hit Israel
jedis get the good jobs because they work hard and are educated. Conspiracy thinking not required.
Creationists are stupid. Aliens aren't real.