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Posts by Cosmopolitan

  1. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm the one person willing to go into the car (Not the Cop who gave up with Italian Hand gestures of "Not my Payscale") tries to put it out by fanning the flames.

    smh

    Are you saying it was a union thing ?
  2. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Can we please focus on the second coming of Christ instead of Kafkas adolescent behavior?

    When is jesus coming back?
  3. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Stop pushing your backward religion on me.
  4. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Dirtbag It wasn't really a chore, he just asked me to take my folded clothes upstairs. But I didn't like how bossy he sounded so decided it was time to stand my ground. They never asked me to do chores again.

    So your parents washed and folded your clothes for you?
  5. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Incessant All women know this to be true. You’ll max out at like 5 orgasms with a man who knows his stuff. With a woman it’s unlimited for both people.

    5 orgasms in a lifetime ?
  6. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Killing all men with a bioweapon to restart humanity via IVF and develop matriarchy may sound delusional to you, but it's possible, and I just call it crazy chess.

    This is funny to me because it basically says any people without a highly developed biomedical field should be genocided.
  7. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Russia and China have always been paper tigers constructed by legacy western media.

    100% Russia and China shills are so pathetic it makes me cringe.
  8. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Thank this post
  9. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It takes place during Christmas time and all the staff of the Nakatomi Plaza building are there having their Corporate Christmas party when the attack on the building happens.

    You know too much about Die Hard.
  10. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Anyway I've seen worse stuff on the subway
  11. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It seems to me they'd be fire hoses/extinguishers close to hand on subway platforms…amirite or amigay?

    They just get stolen
  12. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Instigator

    They filmed that viral video at their job

    Do you know what a job is?
  13. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    What does Die Hard have to do with Christmas?
  14. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Idk what I'm gonna do for Christmas. I got food in but it's what I normally eat because I don't like Turkey. So I'm not looking forward to dinner. I haven't even bought myself anything. I sort of want to watch The Snow Queen but don't like wasting time watching things more than once. Ik that's ironic bcus I've seen Corpse Bride over 300 times. All I know is I want to dress up and play chess with someone. Maybe go for a walk but I'll probably be too tired. I'll take a bath or something.

    everyone is at home, it's a good day for crime
  15. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by shitty titty Well duh

    They're going to light him up like a Christmas tree 🎄⚡🚨
  16. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As I recall they were renovating the church or some shit and came across it.

    Good day for the local dogs
  17. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by shitty titty You gonna suck his dick? Bc I need to have my popcorn ready.

    I'm sure you have all sorts of fantasies about the CEO murderer
  18. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They recently (think they) found Santa's burial site.

    https://www.euronews.com/culture/2024/12/11/a-christmas-miracle-archaeologists-uncover-tomb-of-santa-claus-inspiration-saint-nicholas

    Why were they looking?
  19. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Uncle Ted meaning Theodore kackynsky the unabomber a terrorist
  20. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grimace Oh, my lawyers will get every drop of blood from your shitty little turnip. Every. Single. Drop.

    Turnips don't have blood, use your kop.
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