damn dude, instead of dropping hundreds of dollars on a dirty hooker, just do what everyone else does and find some fat bitch to fuck. they are literally anywhere and they do not care how much of a bitch you are. ive had buddies who have smoked meth for YEARS and look like fuckin ghouls from fallout and still manage to get it in with the fat bitches. if you are incapable of that, save yourself the trouble commit suduko asap. for your sake.
well you seem like a faggot, so i figure you gout about 50% of it down. just build a time machine and go back to 2006 or whenver the fuck being emo was relevant and you should be all set.
2016-05-31 at 2:06 AM UTC
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Seeking second job
if you have or can fabricate a history of ADD, ADHD or anxiety, go to a nurse practitioner and get some fucking pills bro. nurse practitioners aren't even real doctors, they literally don't give a fuck and will give out pills like candy. you could also set up a begging operation. these mother fuckers have that shit down to a science. they have their little stations set up and run that shit like a business, subbing in and out like shift work.
2016-05-31 at 1:58 AM UTC
in
Boring girls
have fun buddy. 90% of girls are boring as shit and just want a man who they can trap into a relationship to buy them food and cater to their fragile self esteem issues. some are better at marketing themselves online, acting all adventurous and shit, yeah bitch the only adventures your fat ass has is to pizza hut and netflix. at least the bitches whose profiles say "I love watching netflix and hanging out!" are being honest with themselves.
