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2016-11-25 at 10:32 AM UTC in Tips on how to come across as more intimidating.
Originally posted by mmQ What's the term for a homosexual pedophile?
A faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-26 at 3:59 PM UTC in Moving to AlaskaHey, could you pick something up for me while you're there? I've heard they've got really nice paperweights.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-26 at 2 PM UTC in Holy fuck, the people on reddit are beta."Look at me, raunchy pussy is throwing itself right at me, but I'd rather consult my Reddit-fwends first if I should do it. After all, I don't want to sacrifice time to no-strings-attached sex when I could be hanging out here on Reddit with you guis. :( "The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-26 at 1:18 PM UTC in This bitch is the physical embodiment of the type of girl I hate the most.I really hate ASMR-video's. A lot. They make me angry. Get the fuck outta here with your gross smacking noises and scratching and whispering and shit. "EEEUUUURR, today I'm going to finger a dead woodpecker right in cloaka for you, cuz AYESSEMARR!"
One day I want to make an ASMR-video. It'll look totally legit and will be about an hour long. Then, about halfway through, I'm going to put the most horrific screamer ever. The kind of shit that'll put these special needs faggots into an audio-induced coma.
But this girl in particular.. Let's not lie: she's pretty. When she wasn't whispering, she had a good voice. Kind of.. husky, but in the smoking old hag kind of way. When she isn't acting like a fucking retard, that is. Seriously, the cringe-induced puckering of my butthole has the power a thousand exploding suns right now. The video you posted? That's tame compared to her other stuff.
I don't have words for this shit. It makes me ashamed of the world.
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2016-11-26 at 11:36 AM UTC in Beta pieces of shit.Let's face it: you're a twink. You're going to get dominated by some bikerbear in leather straps, while wearing your gay easy access pants. You know, the ones with the ass cut out. You're going to regret this decision when he rams it in, but you're still trying to convince yourself. "This is what a real man does. A REAL man can take a little pain. Taking it up the ass is the manliest thing ever."
Afterwards you want to give him a thankful and loving kiss on his bearded lips, but of course he doesn't want to. You're just a fuckboi to him. You feel a little shameful and regret really starts to set in, but then you think "No he doesn't want to kiss me. Kissing is for loving couples. That's not what a REAL man does. And that's we are. REAL men!"
Then, some years later, you get your testresults. They're positive. You cry. You can't help but cry. It's all that's left for you now. After all, your bear died recently. He never told you of his disease. "Crying..", you sob as you look at his picture on the mantlepiece, "Crying isn't what a REAL man does!" You take revenge and wank over his picture. For the first time since your relationship started, the roles are reversed and you cum in his face. "TAKE THAT, YOU DEAD FAGGOT!", you yelp. But you know you'll be joining him soon and you'll be his bitch again.
Such is the life of a fuckboi.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-24 at 3:09 PM UTC in It must suck to be afraid of Muslims
Originally posted by Michael Myers Hey Satyr, first off, good to have you back. Second, you're correct. The Qur'an does not tell how women (and men, for that matter) should be dressed; rather, it says that we are required to cover up. Regardless of gender. See, it's a common misconception. Same thing happens with honor killings and executing homosexuals. They are a cultural thing, not a religious thing. In fact, honor killings are un-Islamic, same thing applies to executing homosexuals. But this does not happen often, I think. But a lot of people use it to further their anti-Muslim agenda, even though it is incorrect. They pretend as if it's an every day kind of thing, when it is not. I think the argument jumps to conclusions. Yes, the Qur'an does not promote unwarrented violence, but that does not mean Muslims can't be violent. After all, we're just human beings, and we are prone to human emotions, such as anger. Violence means you act in on that emotion. I think the Belgian is wrong in wanting his lesbian sister dead. But a lot of people think that way, actually. They all have their opinions, and I have no problem with that as long as they don't actively harm somebody in a physical fashion. I don't care if somebody is anti-gay or pro-gay, or anti-trans or pro-trans. PS: did you know that trans people are actually accepted in Pakistan, a Muslim-majority country? Hell, if someone is trans, and has to choose between being male or female, they can check the third box which says "third gender." And it's been that way for years. Yet Americans get their panties in a bunch when transgenders want to enter the bathroom they wish to enter. Pakistanis have no problem with that. Yet we are the ones who are "backwards." Funny, right?
Blij dat er toch nog een beetje Totse/Zoklet-spirit op het web te vinden is. Heb het gemist. ;)
Well, I get what you're saying and I agree for the most part.
I get that honor killings and stonings are a cultural thing. I get that a violent piece of shit is a violent piece of shit, regardless of their religion. But the fact is, a lot of awful things are being commited in the name of Islam. Lots of violent pieces of shit are gathering under the banner of Islam to commit acts of violence. That guy I mentioned is not an exception. There are quite a lot of young people from Belgium in particular (think Antwerp and Brussels) who go to Syria to fight in the name of Islam, to perform beheadings, stonings and whatnot. Even though they are not raised in a culture that promotes such atrocious acts of violence. The guy I spoke to was only a small part in a bigger organisation. The leader of that organisation, Fouad Belkacem, actually had quite a following here. Especially during the time he spent in jail.
I get that those people more or less hijack the religion to then perform acts of violence in its name. But I also get why some people then feel they should be cautious of Islam. I don't necessarily agree with them, but I do understand them.
In some countries a 'third gender' has been accepted for a long time already. Look at Thailand.
Not to be an ass, but isn't it Pakistan where they dress up little boys as girls/women to then dance for older men? I think I read something like that. Oh, nope. Looked it up. That's Afghanistan, a tradition called 'bacha bazi'.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-24 at 12:38 PM UTC in Switching to 100% Soylent dietFriend tried it for a week, living off nothing but Soylent. At first it was aight. Not great, but aight. But when you live with a family and they're sitting there eating steak and french fries while you're sipping ersatz-food.. She hated and gave in. Said it made her poop weird, too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!