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2023-12-03 at 7:20 AM UTC in Women won't fuck because I'm too Well hung?

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock There are no girls on the internet

Only men and men pretending to be women.

And fbi agents pretending to be minors

but are they hawt (to all of thee above)

2023-12-03 at 7:19 AM UTC in Lanny's Smol PeePee Thread

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny [citations need]

seconded

2023-12-03 at 7:18 AM UTC in Lanny's Smol PeePee Thread

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock Go ahead and prove me wrong

I'm not G-d. It's not my Job to do so

2023-12-03 at 7:17 AM UTC in Is It Racist

Third Temple African Astronaut

2023-12-03 at 7:15 AM UTC in Is It Racist

Third Temple African Astronaut

Thread where you post questionable photos of racism over that of obvious racism.

OK, Here we go!

2023-12-03 at 7:13 AM UTC in I know what I want now...

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by Crisolis Massachusetts

Is your name Bill Burr? I heard Boston is the Racist step sister of San Francisco way before Burr said it. it was an old Joke in the 70s and 80s when i was a kid.

2023-12-03 at 7:11 AM UTC in Foldable Phones and Being Gay: A Scientific Connection?

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens If you fold a phone into your pocket, that basically means you're open to folding a dick into your ass?

that's uhh. no thats not how it works

2023-12-03 at 12:30 AM UTC in Lanny's Smol PeePee Thread

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by Kingoffrogs It's actually an ancient burial site, the testes to the statue still have to be excavated.

you're saying its an actual rock statue?

2023-12-03 at 12:29 AM UTC in Lanny's Smol PeePee Thread

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock there is literally zero archeological evidence that an individual known collectively as 'jesus' ever existed

You'll find out. You might want to have a change of heart

2023-12-03 at 12:28 AM UTC in Drunk Texting a Terrible Guilty crime of mine

Third Temple African Astronaut

I feel kind of shitty laughing at this when Drunk now that I'm sober. but umm I was laughing at the graphics. its just stupid looking

but the actual death was harsh. R.I.P. dude :(

2023-12-03 at 12:25 AM UTC in Ass Gay as Ohio is

Third Temple African Astronaut

california would never "Fall into the sea" at best the water surge from a massive off coast quake or Meteorite would cause flooding into the central valley and kill about 5 milllion people.

it would push right into the san francisco bay, flood the entire mudflat region and push water up into San Pablo bay which connects into the Delta and then push into the central valley

but much of california is mountain range reaching nearly 15k feet high or close to three miles. Mount Shasta, Mt WHitney much of Yosemite is well over a mile high. many people live over a mile high in California.

also San Bernadoo would flood. Bakersfield would flood. but much of the death valley itself is over half a mile high. Vegas is 2500 feet above sea level even though it's flat

if a Meteorite hit the great lakes Michigan lake or lake Erie it would kill a fuckload of people. chicago area is only 300 feet above sea level but maybe 10 feet above lake level.

goodbye chicagoland

2023-12-02 at 11:09 PM UTC in Lanny's Smol PeePee Thread

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock theres no such thing as jesus

Not only does Jesus exist but he's going to see you say that to his face when judgement day comes.

2023-12-02 at 11:08 PM UTC in Lanny's Smol PeePee Thread

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by Cosmopolitan

Oh I'v heard of that place. it's called 'Lanny's clit rock'

2023-12-02 at 11:06 PM UTC in Ass Gay as Ohio is

Third Temple African Astronaut

My Mom told me one of her aunts owned property near the beach in Ohio they would visit back in the 40s and 1950s.
I was thinking if I had to move out of California, Zillow shows Illinois, Indiana and Ohio as the most affordable right now. but I dont want to be suicidal year round.

and people are butt ugly in those states

2023-12-02 at 11 PM UTC in Ass Gay as Ohio is

Third Temple African Astronaut

Pretty interesting people came from there

Alternative:
Residence formed in San Francisco but came from Ohio
Devo
Pere Uba
Nine Inch Nails
The Deele
The Black Keys
Screaming Urge
The Breeders
Twenty One Pilot
12 Rods

Classic Rock and Soul
Sly Slick and Wicked
Law
Rasberries (good melody band)
Ohio Players
Wild Cherry
The O'Jays

actually simplified


Ace and the Ragers
1993 – 2001

Frickin' A
Since 1999

Beau Coup
Since 1983
Look Afraid
Since 2007

Law
1971 – 1977

24-Carat Black
Since 1973

Sly, Slick and Wicked
Since 1970

Devo
Since 1972

Raspberries
1970 – 1975

Pere Ubu
Since 1975
Poobah

University Heights Symphonic Band

Human Switchboard
1977 – 1985

All Saved Freak Band
1968 – 1978

Screaming Urge

Toledo Jazz Orchestra

The Breeders
Since 1990

New Bomb Turks
Since 1990

Ohio Players
1959 – 2002

The National
Since 1999

Guided by Voices
Since 1983

Five Horse Johnson
Since 1995

Necros
Since 1979

Soledad Brothers
1998 – 2006

The Black Keys
Since 1996

enhancement
Since 1993

Cloud Nothings
Since 2009

still. it would suck to live in that shithole state. the weather is like overcast huh? do people suffer from seasonal depression year round like in Seattle?

2023-12-02 at 10:50 PM UTC in LADY BALLERS

Third Temple African Astronaut

fucking LOL

2023-12-02 at 10:43 PM UTC in Durr burger nigger space

Third Temple African Astronaut

imposible burger ground and cooked with whole wheat penne and cheated slightly with sausage sauce (small amounts) speghetti sauce i got at whole food.

and a small slice of leftover 4 cheese pizza instead of garlic bread I planned on making with it.

I'm trying too get my triglycerides down but like an asshole I broke down and got hammered last night on IPA like 6 of them with 8% alcohol so like a 12 pack of coors light.

i slept in till 11:30. didn't even want to get out of bed.

i can only do that like once a month tops. no more weekend binge drinking. it's too hard on the body

2023-12-02 at 10:39 PM UTC in Why schools have strict dress codes

Third Temple African Astronaut

Fluid retention is an Indian Hindu thing.

fuck that shit. Use it or Lose it.

2023-12-02 at 9:37 PM UTC in ☆☆Kewl Dude Hangout☆☆ no weirdos

Third Temple African Astronaut

you dont fuck trains, trains fuck you

2023-12-02 at 9:18 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

Third Temple African Astronaut

Originally posted by Speedy Parker Add bacon

add 7

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